IceBerry (21:20:08 31/10/2011)
I was afraid of the whistleblower, until the knees were bending :-D the doctor, a nice young man, calmed, injected the injections and pulled out.
IceBerry (21:20:23 31/10/2011)
A tooth in meaning.

I just heard on TV the statement of Sobyanin:

"In the past we had an extremely criminal situation here, and today it is quite acceptable.

You cannot change a situation - change your attitude toward it.

You need a photoshop master. Requirements: Ability to cut a large number of people in a short time!"

Task of Terrier:

When you dined at a table 2 meters wide, you saw a glider from the other end.
A table on your side of the cockroach. What is the probability that, adding to the edge of the table, the cockroach
it will slip to the right of you if you sit in the center of the table and occupy along it 60 cm, and
Is the cockroach too thin?

How do you think of it? #777? to

I was recently bitten by dogs, pieces 5-6, 4 wounds of the first degree. I studied the topic of vaccinations and decided to just live on.
Now, Darwin rubs the blades and writes the new driving force of anthropogenesis into the notebook – the Internet!

Loneliness is not with whom to talk.
Superstition is with whom, but not about what.

Out of curiosity, I registered with Hyde Park, a “social network for mature people,” as it is advertised. There were several reasons for Tom.
For example, I expected to find more thoughtful, clearly formulated judgments there. He hoped to find a polite, correct communication. Finally, I just got tired of more or less correct speech, which is still more typical of people who received a good Soviet education and read a lot of good books.

He made a small note about what was hurt – about the methodical destruction of education, about the strategy of a planned conscious outpouring of society. Although I assumed that this note is not noticed by the headhunter in the general flow of messages.

and happiness.

By the evening, more than three hundred reviews were submitted. A significant proportion of the written by mature people was made up of motherhood, the rest was constructive criticism. And you would know how much new, amazing I learned about myself. Moreover, it turned out that the personality I is extremely contradictory, skillfully combining the most seemingly unconnected vices.

It turned out, for example, that I am an unknown communist. At the same time, however, the Soviet Union collapsed and successfully sold the homeland to the Jews, the Churks and the Democrats.

As a former predecessor, I also found myself solely guilty of the collapse of the people, which, however, does not exist in fact, and which was invented in favor of the Pindos by such enemies of reforms as I am.

It was established that I was an intellectual, but at the same time a quick bandit.

It was also revealed that I was also a professional policeman – undoubtedly, personally and regularly beating and physically tormenting students – and at the same time, by my concupiscence, bringing them to complete desolation and illiteracy. The fact that the children of many commentators are wild and disadvantaged is also my direct and personal guilt, but this has not prevented me from appearing as a disgusting defamator of our remarkable youth.

The storm didn’t stop for several days. By the evening of the third day, all the unbearable weight of responsibility for the sins committed by mankind in the past and prepared for the future lay on my fragile shoulders. Being pervaded by all the disgust of my unprecedented wicked acts, I sadly deleted my account and removed myself, “scorching, bragging, and gesturing.”

After obtaining a decent resistance on social networks for immature people, I am now afraid. You’ll probably have to sort out the rest of your life off-line... 

I look at a DVD shelf with a documentary film in the store, I look at the disc "How to defeat corruption in Russia?". I move it back into
The comedy probably confused someone.

From Habr:

"This Windows 8 interface supports display up to 640 (!) processor cores, i.e. the maximum amount supported by the operating system itself.

640 processor cores should be enough for everyone!

xxx: Cho-ta was struggling to treat teeth today in the clinic, where the repair is going on. So the boron machines from all sides drill, irritate, and also unexpectedly behind the wall the perforator stumbled.
YYY: You didn’t say you, maybe Chuck Norris’s toothstone was removed?

I work as a security guard (read: the guard) at work during the rest-course, I have recently been struck by Harry Potter fanfictions. With the help of a wire and cut out of a plastic bottle two circles, I make glasses. Breaking a few thick sticks master "magic stick"The end of the shift. I go home. She went into the entrance, dressed "glasses" and got "vp" I flew into the apartment, husband after comp. He turns to kiss me. I jump into the room, put a stick on him and shout: “Expellarmus!" He was crying. He really wiped away his tears... Rhett, can’t calm down. I liked a stupid grandmother...but I had fun :)

Fuck, don’t believe me! I will succeed!
XX: I don’t promise anything, you don’t want to give your vote, you don’t need, I don’t insist
Never give advice to a man unless he asks for it. Wild is killing.
XXX: Sorry apologizes
XX: It’s just so hard, my brain boils)
See also: Ol...
See also: Olya!
See also: Olya! Seriously forgive me!! Please please! ?
XXX is Olga!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX is elephant. Fuck well.
XXX is favorite!
XXX: I apologize
XXX: and don’t give god you just left the comp!

By the way, I forgot to tell you: I now have a garage where you can disassemble something, try to collect it, and then throw it away!

From the legal website, topic :"Installation of paternity";

The question:

I very much hope for your help. I slept with a woman. She gave birth and declares that here is my child.I have a family and 3 children.And she asks me to give the name of the child. Have I slept with few? Does anyone have the right to demand anything from me? If the court establishes my paternity, can they collect alimony from me without my consent? I love my family.How can I protect myself from all this?I didn’t plan a child with her. Why should I pay for 15 minutes of fun in this way? Help and advise!

The answer:

Don’t be upset, you are lucky. We have a client who only 5 minutes and became HIV-infected. His price is life. In your case, you need to agree on the amount of alimony and the name. If the agreement does not succeed, then the court will unambiguously demand alimony, but will refuse in the name. We sincerely sympathize with you, but we want to say that you will also have the right to help this child when he becomes capable, and you will need help. You will have the right to claim alimony from him, including through the court. Don’t worry, suddenly a famous and wealthy person is born who will take care of you in the future. You have to find a good side in everything.

I live in front of the mountain. I recently bought a shutter. Now, whenever I hear that he has switched to battery mode, I can hardly overcome the desire to go out to the balcony and, showing disgraceful gestures, scream: “Bite, Suki!!!and "

In contact this site of wonders, went with brains, came out without (c)

I remembered something from one of my comrades yesterday.
He had a cat in his house and we couldn’t find him. The cat hid behind the boiler, kept silent during the day, and at night began to weep exhausted. He slowly ate our food, and jerked behind the boiler. My friend and I searched. They almost believed in an unclean force... Food disappears, wild cries at night... And when they found the cat, a friend wanted to kill him. Then the shit came out for this creature.

[8:13:43] Arsen: Go all in the ass with your Good Morning!
Arsen: Who are you lying to?

Why do we need a foreign hallowin?
We have our own, it takes place in August.
A lot of people dress up and celebrate.
They scare other people.
Q: And you can get it.

The news.
Jacob Nakladal will play for the "Salawat Juventud"

Oh, and Yatwood Trubashatal let him play for "Akbar"