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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89625
 12.11.2013
Natasha- Congratulations on your birthday, short breastfeeding, money and love!
You and you have the same
Natasha is a bitch.)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89624
 12.11.2013
Is Pavlensky an artist?

Who knew the St. Petersburg artist Peter Pavlensky before? Who will remember that there is such an artist? and none. But they will remember that there was some fool who put his eggs to the Red Square. Maybe a week later they will remember.

These artists are so funny. Stir his mouth alone. The other ass. What do you do if you can’t paint?

P.S So the mouth of the same Pavlensky, as I found out, and sewn. A young man. We wait for sewing of the eyes, ears and other parts of the body. Against the bloodshed, of course, as otherwise. Or for peace in the world.

P.S to P.S I tried to find at least one painting of this Pavlensky. I found none! But a bunch of paintings of Pavlensky with his mouth sewn and his eggs broken. and high. High art!

by Alex Exler

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89623
 12.11.2013
Why is he to you? And he is not confused, but completely lost.
WOW, you don’t understand nuts – he’s cute! Who is he, right?
I only know about him that when he shows the hematogen to the guard instead of passing, the guard answers him "Good morning, Anton Valeryevich!".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89622
 12.11.2013
They are here to prove in full seriousness that the earth is not flat! O_O

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89621
 12.11.2013
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89620
 12.11.2013
From Flute to Jazeera:
xxx 7 November 2013, 13:11:37 Local

I started XP on Debian under the virtual. He works fucking.
How are you? =) is

yyy 7 November 2013, 13:31:48 Local
And I am not a fan of onanism in sneakers.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №89619
 12.11.2013
It is time to take your child to the logopedist.

This is my hui. I’m rushing to Hui! (The Role)

Here is my jigsaw. No, it’s not a puppy, it’s a puppy!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89618
 12.11.2013
Imagine my aunt and I go to fur shops looking for a gift for my mother’s birthday. The stuff has gone a bit around already, we see a large "Mechanics" (sic!). They stood, thought, yet decided to go. Come, let’s see, and come to me as a consultant, say, look for something? I, so carelessly looking at the store, give out: “I would have a couple of gigantic human-like combat robots.” Before hiding in the shelter, she still bragged for a long time "How long have you already borrowed" and "How many more such jokes".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №89617
 12.11.2013
A lawyer and a psychiatrist.
Yu - Blind, this week I got rid of two other idiot clients, now only one remains, but this is already tolerable, but I will end with him and only normal will remain.
Q. I am not threatened.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89616
 12.11.2013
Ecologist, looking at the vacancies, gets: "Specialist in modular ecology".

Job description: a cleaner is required for modular bio-toilets.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89615
 12.11.2013
My wife is touching a new keyboard. His fingers on the buttons. The dialogue:
I: Are you that?
I am looking for hot buttons.
I am :?? to
She: on the box is written "warm" buttons
I am "hot"? to
She: Yes
There is no scene 😉

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89614
 12.11.2013
You would know how hard it is for an experienced gynecologist to find a decent woman.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №89613
 12.11.2013
The younger brother (B) went to the army, writes...
B: There was rubbish in the first days.I still suck
I : what?
B: Chuvak, from our military committee... In Novocherkassk lives.
B: Crossing means pursuing the bushels. Everything has almost finished... He’s kind of too... He’s running there in ten layers of thread.
I: Oh
B: 3 hours he sat sewing, smoothed...Karoch on the dead seated... Clothes, and he has a pursuit on his back sewn))))))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89612
 12.11.2013
What I found :)))
Artist Peter Pavlensky from St. Petersburg held an unusual action, timed to the Day of an employee of the internal affairs bodies, which is celebrated on Sunday, November 10. About 13 o’clock the man dressed up on the Red Square, after which he nailed his scrotum to a stone scrotum.
The comments:
Chapter 8: Stitched the Nail? The stone stone? And the nail has not bended, and the hammer has never failed?
YYY: The brushing technology assumes the presence of seams between individual blocks. Here in these seams to wrap a nail is much easier than in a granite block.
Twenty-first: in the sewing it is, of course, more ingenious... however, the technology of the creative act process is not quite clear: because the creator has exposed all absolutely, sat naked with the fifth point on the cold scrotum (November, however), the scrotum must be bored from this, before the sewing in the scrotum it must be forcibly pulled off, targeted with a nail and hit the nail with a heavy object... at least three hands are needed...
ZZZ: For some reason I always thought that Michelangelo, Raphael, Shishkin, Vereshchagin, Repin, Rembrandt, Vasnetsov, Surikov, Aivazovsky, Leonardo da Vinci, Rublev, Titian, etc. They are artists. The artist is the one who sticks his eggs to the ground with a nail. Or am I old, or is Petya not an artist at all?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №89611
 12.11.2013
xxx: We have a cheerleader - a aunt under 60, coming from the next tax seminar, says: "Shit, the fucking fucking fucking fucking! Not only did they impose a bla-bla-bla tax, but they also added a bla-bla-bla withdrawal. And if anything - the penalty bla bla bla"
YYY: So straight and speaking?! to
xxx: I gave you the essence, and so she is very educated...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89610
 12.11.2013
to this:

<51ddy>
In the new passports is proposed to place the text of the state anthem of the Russian Federation, graphic images of events from the history of Russia, the Russian Empire, the USSR and modern Russia or cities at each turn, as well as statements and images of famous citizens about Russia and our people. It is also proposed to set the contours of Kiev Russia, the Russian Empire within the borders of 1913, the USSR within the borders of 1963 and Russia within the borders of 2013.

<51ddy>
I need more scannword and anecdotes on the last page.

So this is a textbook on the history of primary classes, it is easier to stick a photo to it, so at least budget money saves.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89609
 12.11.2013
Talk about terrible girls:

XXX: When I sleep with a scary girl so that I don’t feel ashamed, I call it “sexual charity.”

YYY thought a little: Yes, I’ll look at the mecenate.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89608
 12.11.2013
In any unclear situation, kiss.
WOW: Go to sleep.
WOW: What’s the point of kissing when the nines wrapped your pineapple to build a ship to Minnesota?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89607
 12.11.2013
The shops of accessibility are lovely.
Today, you could see two unforcedly purchasing men in five-foot shoes and shirt coats.
Thank you, not without...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89606
 12.11.2013
stevejobs: a train ticket bought in the Internet Explorer browser via the megaphone internet card of the Sberbank with delivery by the Russian Post opens the door to hell

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