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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №21938
 30.10.2009
The soc. The survey:
What interests you more: the coming end of the world in 2012 OR why does the breasts lose weight?

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №21937
 30.10.2009
From the women's forum, the topic "the most valuable in your MS" answers:

Courage and kindness.
Who is courage.
Strength and Care
Fuck the salary!
Go away man!
I was revealed ?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21936
 29.10.2009
Survey: The last few movies you’ve seen

<xxx>
1st The House. The last series
2nd The House. The last series.
Three The House. The preliminary series.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21935
 29.10.2009
Tanya is crying loudly.
He dropped a ball into the river.
money, lenses and documents.
A suitcase, a roll of breeze,
Cactus, Cigarettes and Cigarettes
Kerosene, clothes and sweets
Stone, scissors and paper
Honour, discernment and courage.
Conscience, certificate of income
aircraft and ships,
Monitor, processor and mouse
Taboret, the second book
The bed, the cell phone,
Alpshock, Lopata and Villas
Fireworks, fireworks and fireworks.
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
The Canary,
A sealed towel,
oil, soap, fireworks, stove
Gastroenterologist, by the way
Songs, dances and talks
The sun, the stars, the forest and the mountains,
of Saratov, Saratov and Vyatka.
I jumped a horse.
carburetor, pen, bedroom
the boiler, the boiler,
My hands, my feet, my dad, my mom.
Patriarch of the Dalai Lama,
Enlightenment, happiness and sorrow.
All of it floated into the sea.

[ + 100 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21934
 29.10.2009
People, I am not drinking. I do not drink at all. No alcohol for 4 months. at all. I did not stop drinking, I stopped drinking. Throw away you too. Well, there is no normal future for a country with half alcoholics and a quarter drinkers. Hence this is your favorite "only in Russia" and "all through the j0pu". Do you think it’s not serious?

According to the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation, today there are 2.5 million registered alcoholics in Russia. People who have been diagnosed with alcoholism have been officially diagnosed by doctors.

You think that this is not the way the alkas and the drunkards begin - a litre of beer at night, the sacred cause. Stop to stop.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21933
 29.10.2009
HHH
Does it have a domestic animal?

ZZZ
canane

HHH
Which?

ZZZ
The Cat

HHH
How are they called?

ZZZ
The cat...

HHH
Hardly...

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №21932
 29.10.2009
When I was in school (a few years after I graduated), we had one jamshut instead of a cleaner. So, one day, some idiot wrote on the wall with a black paint. Jamsut was instructed to paint this unnecessity, since the wall was yellow, he mixed the yellow paint and painted it right above the black. The inscription remained, but instead of black color broke dark orange. The director glanced and ordered to paint the whole wall with another paint, but we had a green wall in the yellow corridor:) with the "h*em" again standing out, this time because of the collage of layers of paint, clearly so burgers pass, close to disassemble the eye is easy. The director was angry and said to cut off this "x*it". The next day we had a green wall in the yellow corridor with a brick-shaped inscription "X*Y".
Since then, this wall has been named "Our Rasha"

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №21931
 29.10.2009
Status of the girl in contact:
What language do I learn: Spanish, German, French or Italian?

Answer on the wall:
Russian teaches fool, Russian

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №21930
 29.10.2009
Early children are greater gesture. I found a love note from my daughter (class 2) with a date. Everything was so serious, solemnly, up to admired - second class, and such a gentleman writes. So this goat (my goat) counted and rule out: 2 spelling and 8 punctuation mistakes....

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21929
 29.10.2009
I read about cold weapons, in particular about bagers. Ppc here things write:

In the Soviet aviation of the time of the Great Patriotic War, bars, called martysches, were used on some aircraft. In length they were almost 4 meters, equipped from the end with a rubber loop designed for scrolling screws.
It is!! There are cases of use of such a barrel to protect against tarann. It is!!!! to
The current of the Russians may come to mind: the messenger picks on him - and he is his BAGROM!

[ + 88 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21928
 29.10.2009
Danya Shepowalov: Now he was on the underground crossing, and there the musicians played the main theme from the old Heroes of Might and Magic. With all these impetuous medieval outbursts. Upon leaving the crossing, he hoped to see mills, dragons, heaps of sulfur and rubies, but there were only autumn trees and asphalt, a journey that takes away points of movement.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №21927
 29.10.2009
A friend is in the hospital, so now he does not want to leave. I sent a message yesterday:
"I’ve been here for the longest time. I always get the first injections. Dimedrol already offers themselves to spit Yesterday the bathroom took almost an hour. I see a bunch of bad girls standing in line. Will they tell me? I am an authority "

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №21926
 29.10.2009
I go to boxing - today the coach (grandmother aged 60) mocked one student - a guy 20 years old
Coach:"I’ve seen you and Emma a few times! I missed the emo boxer here"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №21925
 29.10.2009
Coming from work late, the cats obviously want to eat, pull their legs... generally show how they love... food. The cat's shit was over, I had to share my own. I drank the tea at the computer. I go to the kitchen for tea and see this picture: cats are sitting on the table and drink my tea. Something in my life I stopped understanding.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21924
 29.10.2009
Two drug addicts did not share the dose as a result of which one was killed, the other died of an overdose.
See you...

[ + 111 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21923
 29.10.2009
The most severe people are not in Chelyabinsk, but in the service center of the ASER (nothing opposed to the ASER) in Perm. At the refusal in the warranty repair due to "mechanical damage", I ask "no and where is it?" answer that they will only say through the court and the person who looked at me will not show me as well. This would have come to the hospital, and the grandmother in the office would say: "The doctor transmitted that you are sick, and the diagnosis is not to say - a medical secret! The doctor’s name is a secret. And in general, we will take the policy from you - you have a thermometer for yourself - pay for treatment ". Permians be careful!
by Zy. But it’s nonsense, if anyone had taught them to take the tubes, he would forgive them all.
Miss, miss – even to write here, not to file in court.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21922
 29.10.2009
XXX: He was trying to get your attention.
YYY: Who is who? xDDD

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №21921
 29.10.2009
I watched the picture in a nightclub yesterday. A guy ordered a drink for a decent amount. Suitable girl, blonde, legs from ears, figure of the highest test. Natural Champagne with the river, its menu. It would be nothing if after 3 hours I had not approached the bar and found myself next to him. Dialogue: (D) Let’s take a drink? (P) I would be happy, but there is no money left... (D) (after 5 minutes) I am so tired that I will go now, the champagne too is over... Here the guy turns to me to shoot a cigarette, and says "Now I will arrange this dinamish". I understand o_o. He turns to her and smokes. After that, he feeds her with menthol, makes an order and says, "I will leave for a few minutes, I ordered water there, you wait... and she leaves. What do you think he ordered? is right! by Kola! I barely managed to jump off! If you are here, you are a genius of revenge.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21920
 29.10.2009
I tried the compot in the school dining room. It is unfair to do poisons without smell.! to

[ + 103 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21919
 29.10.2009
Response from Mail:
The mother-in-law came to visit.
I went under the bed... And there’s some item from the sex shop, well you understand... He says – What is it?? to

I was confused and I answered - a shark... so she is squirting in the kitchen with her peelings... soon the guests will come... what to do?

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