I go up to the neighbor today, call the elevator, and there is a pot, the button of the eighth floor on the elevator panel is burning)I am confused, and she is still so waiting, and much silent. Well, I got up, went out on my own, and never saw her again.
ууу:ahahah) it was one of the transformers))dry in the news report about the pot-killer)

If you are not happy with money, you do not have it.

To yesterday’s story about Saturday and work.
I was told by an Orthodox with peys that a rabbi once asked:
Can I have sex on Saturday?
R with whom?
“Well, with my beloved woman,” was my answer.
R – You can...
And with my wife...?
R is not...
Why is it so?
R is work.

A Ukrainian member of the parliament has come to hunt a bear. Jeep - a hammer, camouflage, super-wrapped machine with optical night vision...
Going into the woods, meeting a man in his legs, in the uchanka, in the telogreek - a typical village man.
Man: Oh dear man, where are you going?
On to the bear!
The man: - Yes, this is an ungrateful occupation... the bear is the master! On him my grandfather with the rogatine walked, my father with the rogatine walked...
Deputy: You look at it! Automatic - even if the elephant wave... Optics, bullets with a steel core...
He goes into the forest.
The man:- Yes, now in the forest in general is not worth walking... The bear now not only two rogatins, but also the machine will still be...

The snow is coming, on the street -10, sweet you changed your leather for the winter?and ;)
YYYYYYYYYYYY
I stopped shaving my legs :)

xxx (18:08:05 18/10/2009)
To beat me the camp itself...what to do?( by

yyy (18:08:19 18/10/2009)
Do you have the system down?

xxx (18:08:24 18/10/2009)
Yes Yes

yyy (18:08:44 18/10/2009)
Wash your feet and lose consciousness.

c) Impulse136

On my boss, nature not only rested, but also drunk, fell into a coma, and then died, stunned.

Chapter XX: The Pickup! I am ugly.
YYY: What again?
XX: Fuck decided with Nastya that she moved to live with me, but I must first talk to her ancestors about this. Well, I drank a little for courage and came to them, and then better don’t ask.)
YYYY: Let’s go somewhere! It relieves.
XXX: Shortly, the light in the hallway started to turn on, knocked the rope and torn off the whole lamp, then the jacket knocked down a bowl of sugar (dredbezgi), then pulled off the hanging when the jacket was hanging on it. Then Nastya says that I am a little drunk and that it is better for me to come later, was going to leave, and then on the noise of her dad came out of the kitchen. I did not notice him. I stood back to the kitchen. He put on his jacket and knocked out his front tooth with his elbow. I apologized and wanted to retire from there as soon as possible, but I forgot that Nostka’s door pen opens upwards, not as I do downwards. Shortly afterwards, I removed the pen from them.
YYY: Fuck you, you’re like always!
XXX: I have the feeling that they won’t give me Nastia now... cry

Fuck, you’re like that, just take your eyes.
Oh... continue it.)
Now you know that it is stupid shit!

I generally do not like the daylight, I walk mostly at night.But when a girl came home to me and began to stack the spaces between the curtains, I realized that this is my fate.)

A friend of mine has not so long since left to pay home debt. And with him in the company serves ordinary by name Good. I don’t know how his peers called him before the army, but now, if the rotting worshiped the whole caser, everyone knows who it is addressed to.

Conversation of two friends

You know... I want a bell to ring one day, I want to open the door, and there is HE... in one hand a toothbrush, in the other a computer...
yyy: :))))
How will I know that he is with me forever?

If I die virgin, it will be on your conscience.
Not the SCI! We will put your grandmother in the grave.
You are so kind...

Let us die one day!!! to
Q: Is it a straight day?! to
X: And to pull it!
Y: What a hurry!

From the Kharkiv Forum:
Question: Adult cats (over 10 years old), sterilized. There is a competition "Who is the most". Going to the toilet on a pot is equal to a celebration. Any attempt to get rid of it is ignored. Tested all kinds of sprays and liquids, orange and lemon crusts, were "and knot, and spice". The problem has gained threatening proportions. You cannot live this way. Advice what to do? I sit down and decide: either sleep or let go.

Answer: "Write in their toilet. Cats have a very developed sense of ownership. They will be offended, and they will be hurt where it is appropriate, so that you will not get their sort.

Irishka ‎(14:54):

I do what I can, I will help.
I won’t write my diploma for you.

dynamic_by ‎(14:55):
I’ll do the title myself.

XXX> and the water must be eaten with the ear :)
yyy> the neighborhood?
xxx> out of the cannibal O_o

...
Z is. In general, it would be a good site with a search by addresses with a crazy net. Why not? Anyone who wants to share can do it.
...
It has been invented long ago.
They usually draw a special symbol on the wall, where the signal, password for network access and channel bandwidth are better captured.

Conditional indications :
picture "Circle"-Closed node.On top is written SSID.
The drawing "two semicircles deployed in different directions-type of such )( "-open point.Over-SSID,down-speed.
Circle with the letter W inside"-WEP point.Over-SSID+access contact,down-speed.

Show them, let them know.

XXX is cape! The second-class son signed a postcard to his neighbor:
xxx: "Happy Birthday to Anna! You’re stupid because you love Cole, not me! The Government"
YYY: Did you see it? ?
X: No, her Anina’s mother read yesterday at the parental meeting...

Most of the time I am not lucky - I probably pay for this case. I go home with my friends from college. I approach the road, on the light for cars red, for pedestrians green. I start moving...Here the memory is broken. I am lying on the ground. It turns out that I was hit by a car. According to my friends, I flew 15 meters. Most importantly, except for the encouraged half of the face, I didn’t hurt anything else to myself (!!!). And literally the day before that I fell from the roof of the resort (3m) and nothing hurt myself again.
The comments:
The Rosemary?! to
Try to jump from the ninth floor... maybe your bones won’t break.