and AAA:
Yesterday only the child bought a book-colour with a fairy tale "Young"
Listen to it :)
The young chicken is lying all day in the sun, the shark scratches, it irritates the cockroaches and says:"Cockroach, cockroach, turn your eye on me, see what kind of shark I have".
And the cockroaches take their eyes away from her, they spit on themselves, her mother is flattered: she said, it is bad for her, such a gentle woman, to get under her gun and under her tails to look at cockroaches.
And the mother also in front of the cockroaches and shouts:"Do not touch her, she is small yet, and I am fit!"
This is such a bookshelf.

In the industrial zone of the city, on the fence of one base, advertising in large letters with paint:

Quick and high-quality repair of heavy machinery and trucks.

Before the beginning, someone added two words - "Not Entirely".
Probably used...

How do you get used to a girl?? to
Yy: Invite her to learn Russian together.

The husband must be fat and beautiful!
ZZ: I disagree with you!
zz: The husband must be C thick and beautiful!
ZZ : )

Now on the telecast I heard: "If a man was not married before thirty years, then something is wrong with this man."

Heh, the traveling frog... by the road.
The tourist agency of Moses!! to

to the names:
We have a real estate agency in the city "4 rooms".

The woman used the iron argument in the dispute:
Do you know how many years I lived with your beloved aunt? Yes, I have the full right to cockroaches in my head with a three-storey house growing!
I won, ch...

xxx:...in the dream everything was so vague and dim, I in the corner of sleep, not waking up, switched the resolution to FullHD. Everything is clear, the colors are good. I was glad that I had a wide channel in my dream. Is it treated or how?

An old man was charged with murdering his old lady. The crime was so obvious that none of the lawyers took to protect the poor old man. Plevako took the case, who began his speech in court with the following words:
Mr the President! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury!
After this appeal, Plevako made a considerable pause. And then again:
Mr the President! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury! A pause again.
“Mr. Plevako,” the chairman said, “if you have nothing to say, sit down.
Plevako appeals to the court again:
Mr the President! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury! I only repeated these words twice, but Mr. President made me a comment. The jurors began to look at me and talk to each other. The prosecutor stood on his chair. What was it to do to my defendant, when all his life he had only heard from his old lady: thorns, thorns, thorns...
After that, Plymouth sat down. The jury issued an apologetic verdict to the accused.

xemten: I read the Talmuds of the PTU on the tokar/fresher affairs. There in the introduction usually write - "Tokar - an interesting and promising specialty. In our country, the tokar is a respected person". I was unwilling to say "I want to go to your country!!and "

Skornyak: I was told about a couple of interesting people. Whether your uncle or grandfather died. In the Astrakhan. And they learned that it could be cheaper to be buried in Volgograd. I don’t know why, but so. And since spending on special transportation was also not interesting, they stuck in the trunk of their car - and forward, to meet the dream...

I have a relative, relatively distant, has 3 daughters from 3 marriages, all girls are named Katya ))))
Which diagnosis would you give him, colleague?
Theme: Caterinism
As they say in Belarus, it is stability.

xxx: In general, that proves the obvious: if you are sitting with your naked ass, it is not the best idea to threaten that naked ass all around with the screams "this naked ass!"
YYY: The shit is not enough, it is certain
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Distance is not enough.

Why is gasoline not cheaper? Is it made of oil?

Someone’s order turned these silent figures into our enemies; another order could turn them into our friends. Some people, whom none of us knows, sat somewhere at the table and signed the document, and for a few years we see our highest goal being that the human race is usually stamped with contempt and punished with the most severe punishment. Who among us would now be able to see enemies in these humble people with their childish faces and apostolic beards? Every unterror towards his recruits, every classful mentor towards his students is a much worse enemy than they are to us. And yet, if they were free now, we would have started shooting at them again, and they at us.
Remarked

Analysis of Tupai wool revealed that they consume alcohol in amounts dangerous to other mammals, but no one has seen it in the wild.
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But the stupid buchai in the city at every step, fucking, borrowed...

From the news about another smartphone:
The 3500 mAh battery will be discharged under Android 4.4.4.

...he had a difficult childhood - wooden toys, porn on diaphylms.

Once last winter in bad weather there on the crossroads stood a hybrid, driving the situation,
And in 2 meters from him such a gazelle, unfolding from the 3rd row, eventually clung to the lighthouse, standing in the left row.
The inspector first almost broke the rod about his cabin, and then, opening the door - about his head.
Of course, this is the option, but where to put all the sticks?