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I was playing in the elevator. The younger was killed, and the older was an elevator. After the game, the senior asks:
What will the elevator do if it gets stuck?
Call another elevator.
What if all the elevators are stuck at the same time?
Then they will sit for a long time. and :)
Is there a new elevator?

Alpha and not Alpha

The rank is not in physical strength. Observe dogs who really have this literal hierarchy: a big strong dog always knows that the owner is its dominant and leader. However, a small spitz in its alpha, hysterically overwhelms everyone who does not show respect, and a much bigger dog is stupidly able to stumble or even kick. Moreover, when large and small dogs live in the same family, the squirrel-alphach malignly bites the legs of a pony-shaped risen, and the squirrel believes that the squirrel-alpha, although it could give such responsive lulls that the small would be wiped off the wall.

It is simple, any dog is a herd animal, if it is not immediately explained to him who is the chief in this herd, the dog will begin to consider himself the leader. Large dogs are usually trained by their owners. Even an adult man cannot always cope with the grown-up head, and the little ones are introduced as a toy and about their learning, usually, do not think. As a result, there is an educated crop and to the limit dissolved little stuff.
In addition, the owners of several animals, even different species, tell about the existence of their "grandparents." One of the owners shared:
When an old turtle lived in the family, if she slipped on the floor, and on the way she had dog legs, the dog when she saw the turtle immediately pressed her legs. Now they have another young turtle bending the dog by the bow, because the dog is now pretending that the turtle does not exist.
Per Rizzo is younger.

About cooking in the journey, comment on the record "Bringing tea in the boiler, wonder if the pasta is not cooked there":
xxx: Once one picture in my group (student) boiled tea, and dropped the lighthouse into the boiler, the tea boiled, and about the lighthouse no one said and left.After a minute, another approaches the boiler, baah, the lighthouse explodes, the companion stands hot, all in the boiler, half the boiler of tea is not.
Yyy: xxx, why the curtain? What about Lulea?
xxx: yyy, scene two, the curtain opens up, lili))
zzz: Well, it was the case, in the winter, in the tent "Winter", in the evening, in the semi-darkness and the swelling in soup boilers. and what? Do not pour the soup. A bit of grass larger than a type of crop.
Another time in a similar situation... Soup has a strange taste... Well, they ate, it happens... After that, and it was a long time ago, I looked for a candlestick hanging with a candle. I didn’t find and I didn’t link these two events. And in the morning he found a candlestick in a boiler under the soup, he was not noticed in the same semi-darkness and did not get there, he was stored there with other things along the way. and empty. The candle was melting and we ate it, why it had a strange taste.

In the U.S., films about police are sponsored by the PD, about intelligence - the CIA, about the military - the Pentagon. So it’s not surprising that almost all American movies are nothing more than commercial advertising.

Will Batman films be sponsored by Bruce Wayne?

X: Does anyone have an oak pollen 1st?
YY: Do you want to make your son?

We had a store in the city in an old wooden house with a sign on the level of the first floor "SANTEHNIK + ELECTRIK". This sign would hang now, if good people didn't write "= LOVE" at the end.

The horse sport

Riding horses is the norm. in the winter. in the spring. In summer and autumn. This is their purpose.
If they are submerged. If not covered, it can be covered. Failed attempt to subdue = +1 kick.

Once in the forum:
In December began painting equipment at work, I was also looking everywhere how to paint the machines correctly, etc. Found the guests, the requirements, showed the boss the photo of the new machines. And it ended up with the fact that the boss said that you can paint in any color, the main thing is that the paint is green!

He owned two private planes.
He regularly spent large sums of money in a Las Vegas casino.
I bought a house for $100,000 in the Philippines.
We spent weeks shooting luxuries in the best hotels.
I bought rifles and ammunition literally in tons.
–...
Are all the retirees like that? Or the FBI doesn’t notice anything.

Sounds like it sounds like! "Coursework"
1uck: Vitebljanka is if he lives in Viteb. And she lives in Vitebsk, so she is a Vitebsk.

xxx: in the city above the building near one of the fountains fixed a big bird layout and periodically lose the sounds of predatory birds - to drive the pigeons either from the fountain or from the building.
YYY: Well, I think the predator will be removed.
But these pigeons have not seen the predator in life and have no idea what sounds he makes, so with curiosity fly closer to the bird layout and without seeing anything interesting they go to the fountain. Interesting spectacle, but the chance of being covered near the fountain increased twice.

In 1991, I was introduced by a carrier to a base where TVs were stolen. Opera said: You have such a rough, never mint is like. Vanya of the Collegiate "A Hundred Years Without Harvest"
Next to the base was a winemaker, a brewery. We were all brothers and we were full. I wore for two weeks.
He lived with his mother then. She got terrified and said she would go to the chief, because the child (i.e. I) works in the police and drinks every day. I said it was a conspiracy, but my mom didn’t believe it.
I told the opera that the operation was in danger of failure. My mother wanted to go to the general. My implementation is over.

xxx: The largest hooks weigh 4.74 tons each, have an outer diameter of 132 cm and a 63.5 cm carving.
xxx: had to look for the gauge, because you understand yourself that you can find on request "the world's largest screw"

The Watts

You load very small potatoes into the washing machine, without any detergents and pressing dull cold water thoroughly "washed", so that you beat the drum well, then take such encouraged and immediately into boiling oil for a minute or two. Then such a little goldened in bags and in the freezer.
In the winter to roast and eat, it turns out to be the type of semi-fried, but for some reason much more delicious.

Yesterday I accidentally cremated the cocktails. My husband said it was the best cupcake in five years of family life. She was confused and thought for a long time.

The trains cannot overtake each other. Same as trolley buses.

Trolley buses can overtake each other. Emergency - almost everywhere, and in some cities (Simferopol) they do this regularly on schedule. The outgoing tramways for 25 years have not been seen, but the city electric cars outgo each other quite commonly, for example, in Tokyo. Depends on the topology of the network.

After reading the title of the "tentative to summarize", I immediately remembered Baian.
"Re[238]: The final layout"

The Apostle Peter:
Have you committed adultery?
by Hugh Hefner:
Sit down more comfortably.

Several years ago, as a sub-work, moderated the forum of one theater, where the repertoire included the production of the musical "Kabaret". At that time, age marks were introduced everywhere. And if you know the plot, then you understand that it is at best 16+, or even 18+ (in the presence of prostitution, bisexuality and many other triggers for moralists). We were 18+.

Approximately once a month people came to the forum to complain about this show. In the spirit of "I decided to get acquainted with the classics of the world music and at the same time to include children, and you have on the stage THAT, fu-fu, horror and depravity!" (why mostly wrote the fathers of families, women are more inclined to get acquainted with the plot, are they embarrassed to admit in their miscalculation). When asked why, in fact, they dragged children to a play about which black on white is written that it is for adults, they either did not answer at all, or answered in the spirit of "well, this is a musical, I thought it was a family genre, there can be nothing like that!" And by the logic of things, people who write different kinds of co-co-co on the topic "Why you tell us what age it is, we will decide ourselves what to show our children!"-it is probably not they, but doubts still glow.