News on Mail:
Acrobat crashed from the "Wheel of Death" in the St. Petersburg circus
About how the acrobat fell and was taken to resuscitation.
First comment: Well what is the wheel of death if he got rid of resuscitation?

We have good people.

We lie down and hug my husband. I try to kiss him, he turns around and says:
I like to embrace!
I am joking:
Sometimes you see me as a big pigeon (he often calls me a pigeon, why) rather than a woman!
You’re like a plush toy too!
You are the best man, the best man. (compliments)
My husband thought:
You are like a pigeon, nothing.

xxx come with me.
YYY: Old I am already walking with you.
XXX is old. I am not going to cook you.
XXX: I’m going to bite you.

Why can’t you open a champagne?
Yyy: Well, first, I’m not 18 years old, second, I love cognac more.

Give me a gift for the new year.

Good, cute, good girl, I know how to cook very well. Not cooking for anyone at all.

Let there be a good friend and eater.

Happy holidays, good mood and warm cats.

I worked somehow in Kazakhstan, my driver, named Serik, was a very clever and entrepreneurial person with a characteristic Atyrau color.Someday I asked to make him a resume.... Well, there he was born-married and so on... It was about knowledge of languages...So here is Kazakh-native, Russian-free, the talk came to English (since he worked with foreigners)..he was... then he issued...A?! In English, I have fallen.)

Fuck it is Russia. A colleague (young girl) stole a fourth iPhone, she went to the police, wrote a statement, so she was convinced all night that she was stupid and lost the phone herself, that it was stolen by her friend (with whom they went to the store together) and in completion threatened to accuse her of giving false testimony.

A friend worked in a zoo. His duties were to clean up from time to time and feed the inhabitants. The animal consisted mostly of turtles and fish. Honestly, knowing the character of a friend, for nothing would allow him to such a responsible job as a nurse. He came there about once a week, feeding and leaving (where only the greens watched, and in the first place the management of the circle). Once he went in, filled food and went home, but at the last moment he felt a heavy look in his back. I turned, of course. I forgot to feed the piranha, who swam alone in a separate aquarium. From his words, he read in this view a silent reproach, the fish clearly understood that there would be no food for another week.

It turns out that women constantly demand something: in life "discover something", in sex "discover something", call, tell, entertain. What is left of them? Going to the shops and again generously encouraging men with a promised intermediate? Not an equal exchange. Something I will not remember in the spirit of blackmail "Dear, if you delight me with a full-fledged dinner, oriental dance and Thai massage, then in reward you will be able to suck my cock" ' - Edith, is it you?

"The Fairy Tale of the Vienna Forest" is permeable in the Siberian taiga.

Gift in Complex
“Something,” said Charlie Chaplin, “I was driving in the New York subway. When I got home, I found a gold clock in my pocket. My mind could not apply how they got to me. I decided to bring them to the police. The next day they brought a letter: “Dear Mr. Chaplin! You have a professional pocket. Yesterday in the subway I stole a gold clock from a gentleman, but when I saw you, I decided to make a gift and put it in your pocket.
A year passed. The police did not find the thief, did not find the owner of the clock, and so sent the clock back to me. The newspapers wrote about it, and a while later I received a second letter: “Dear Mr. Chaplin! A year ago I was in the subway and my clock was stolen. I read in the newspapers that some pocket gave them to you. Let my clock stay with you, Mr. Chaplin. And since I am no less a fan of your extraordinary talent than a pocket thief, I send a gold chain to the clock."

A teacher’s son asks his mother:
Pushkin is all of us.
Unfortunately yes, my son.
Why “Unfortunately” Mom?
“Because everything else – gas, oil, metal, forest and land – is not ours for a long time.

What are your criteria when choosing a man?
Starakanami: - that he respect my wishes, about fucking a horse instead of a prince, for example. And that I don’t have to say “joke, sorry” every time.
XXX: Are you serious?
Starakanami: A joke, sorry...

Session... Laughed at the joke, laughed and almost fell asleep.

Ohh: And in our community one day the girl decided to press... on the bed) she lay down, so one.. two... three... iii........ snoring... )))

from comments to the mini-series "Heavenly Court" (there is a heroine - the guardian of the dreams of Morpheus): "The name of Morpheus is very pleased - obviously the fantasy pumped, they decided to make an analogy to the wizard from the matrix - Morpheus."

How is a goat written correctly? with one or two N. Or in any cultural society I will fall in
Nik: Serega: Do you communicate literally in a cultural society?
Recently I wrote a complaint.
Alp: serega: apparently with two, t.k. The first "n" refers to the root. for example "unreleased"
alp: the resulting "gowns" is written with one n, and "gowns" with two
Alex: alp: you can use both words in one letter and shine with your knowledge

X: But the coolest moment was at one of the first controls.
X: I painted a small hill with points in the corner.
X: half-group painted it as part of the solution)))

About New Position

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh That is such a responsibility!
UUU: Responsibility in the spider man, and you have, small concerns

Usually, before discovering the magical world of sex, the girl, before this, discovers the magical world of alcohol.