In the deep pit its edges become synonymous with the summit.

National Artist

Another strange story from working at the bank. It was fun.
The 90s.
The exchange is quite culturally entered by the "personality of the Caucasian nationality" in order to exchange rubles for dollars. It would be exactly the same, but one of the scratches is clearly fake.
According to the instructions, we are obliged to immediately call mints, but in practice, knowing that this is a hemorrhoid for half a day, we usually split peacefully: they tear the note in half and give one half to the client so that he doesn't think he's being fooled.
But he began to argue.
Oh yeah?? to
As a result, the usual in general hemorrhoids for three hours, writing explanatory...
Three months have passed... it’s worth explaining. Always in my memory
The “writing” is over. Because of a single note.
The author is unrealistic.
And then they start calling from Uber with a very polite but persistent request to come. For a couple of weeks I did them - it's a pity to spend a legitimate weekend on such a wall, but eventually got them. I went.
has arrived. Three in the office. From the threshold, I declare that I no longer remember any traits, in the explanation everything is written, except for one thing - I am sure that this uryuk-church did not really know that the money is fake...
Relax and sit down. We have already written everything, you only read and
to sign up. The man was released the same day.
I read my explanatory, somewhat twisted form.
“Question-answer,” I draw an autograph and I am going to remove.
and quouda! The captain cleverly licked, closed the door to the lock and opened.
The closet. I was going to be upset, but I saw what he got from there...
He fell into a stumble for a few minutes.
Cognac, a basket of fruits, a box of candy...

It turned out that they wanted to share their impressions with a man, for whose "fault" they received an unrealistic premium from the state bank at the time, plus new stars. They revealed the case! And I didn’t even need them so much to sign, but to tell how.
and so. The chain was very short. "Uryuk" remembered well from whom he got the money, and he didn't have time to go far and...
...and, you can imagine, in an old rusted, semi-dark garage...
Mariupol, or in Melitopol (that I have already forgotten), - from the mud from the nearest
This man made a printing machine. Even the paper is the same.
found somewhere. The matrix is handcrafted! When they came for a search, 10
Bottled bags were found. The counterfeits are already cut and rubbed. How
He did different numbers – we never understood. By the way, our experts
They said it was a super quality counterfeit. How did you immediately understand? without
of special equipment?
I smiled and pulled the cognac.
I studied in art school.
...??? to
- And the man did not have to stumble on the lighting of the garage. He is in some
The spot with the color is missing. The bill is correct, and
Ton is not that.
The captain said deeply. You never know,
What knowledge will be useful in life?

Hello, I’m your new neighbor, I want to have fun, drink and have fun.
All the night! Are you free today?
Of course yes!
Will you take care of my dog?

Result of changes in education: +7 to strength, -12 to intelligence

You are great at cutting tomatoes!
Yyy: I have a diploma in cutting tomatoes.
YYY is blue.
YYY: I broke down the story.

I bought myself a book.
Q: I have bought it?Sugar, are you out?? to

After awarding the title of Honored Artist of Russia Stasu Mikhailov, Stas Mikhailov and Stas Mikhailov became the most popular queries in search engines.

Theme: Mau
See also: UGU
Tag: jumping
Tagged with: broke out
I am not an elephant.
WOW: Well if a centurion jumps on me somewhere, then if it does not crush, it will specifically crush)
I am less in cat units.
In cat units you weigh about 25-30 cats.
Thirty cats fly on you.
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

xxx: Do you remember the rabbit you gave (which sings “I am a chocolate rabbit, I am a gentle coward”?
Wow, I remember it :)
Here’s how my dad wakes me and my mom up in the morning when he’s bored... Today we decided to take revenge on him...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Wait until he fell asleep and came with the rabbit)))
YYY: Well, it is boring... it would be better in the costume rental to take rabbit costumes, knives in their hands, put candles lighted around the room, with such a devil’s flash, turn on the song of the rabbit and move around the room under the “I’m a chocolate rabbit”... and a little shining in the reflection of candles with knives) Here he would wake up and just shrink)
I just started to think about whether I would live with you... Then suddenly what I will do to you, and then I wake up and move my mind away from your exits...

Look what a huge satellite plate on the window! 0 - O
More than a window. Look, there are two more.
D: And where they went so much, as if they were catching a signal from space...
I: You won’t believe...

"Pepper (04:04:44 10/07/2008)
This is a terrible time"
Zion (06:06:66 10/07/2008)
No is. Now it is terrible.

Of course, 66 seconds still, even if I would put the bricks on.

Why is your cat falling under my feet?
She thinks you’ll fall and she’ll have a lot of fresh meat.

Probably, in every profession, there is some sort of snobism about knowledge in "his" sphere. Philosophers are irritated by the total illiteracy of the population. Lawyers are naive and careless about concluding contracts and transactions. Slysarians are the “discomfort” of men of intellectual labor... You can continue to infinity.

Looking at how modern girls dress and especially what shoes they prefer to wear, I guess why they are so interested in men with cars.
© Frager

Is it true that whoever had many girls, the hair from the forehead to the navel and above is thicker and larger? Is there a dependence on the number of fucked girls and the density of the "blade trail"?
YYY: Of course it is true, all successful pickups are usually wooled from head to foot.
Zzz: And if you shave this case, is the experience zero?and :)

6 years of reconstruction, 24 billion rubles and the fall of the structure on the day of opening. Russia and Ch.

I stand in a row at the box office in a supermarket, in front of me a guy with a girlfriend. As the turn approached, they had time to break up! Finally, the girl grabs her products and demonstratively moves to the other row, the guy remains standing naked. And to not stand just like that, the first snickers hit is enough. Finally, the cashier pierces his lonely chocolate and asks on the machine: “A bag is needed?” There is no scene. Boy: "Shit, give three, or I’m afraid it will break!"

I go on the bus. Next to me is a company: two girls and two boys. There is a grandfather sitting nearby, speaking on a mobile phone.
One of the men begins to tell a joke:
The teacher painted an apple on the board. He asked the class: "What is it?". The man stood up and said..."
And then the entire bus spreads the phrase of the grandfather, addressed to the interlocutor: "What is there? What is it?"
The joke is unactualized.

xxx: Tomorrow at 7-22 I will be in Yoshkar Ole
Sitting in bed and thinking about salary.
The boss gave me a reward.
I’ll go to a beer bar with her.
Day 10 of Ed.
There’s a little bit of Avatar.
AAAAAAAAAAA...

Like: I always remember the date when we met her. I have to pay home again for a year.