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In the case of a number Pi equal to 4:

The current situation in fundamental quantum physics reminds me of scientists wandering in a dark room. They stumbled on the forehead of something hard, knocked their fingers into that hardest, and concluded – the refrigerator! So there is a pen, I touched the pen - the theory is confirmed. And the door to the room with the light switch stands up and thinks, “Here’s fucking! I have a refrigerator (

How to measure, how to measure? Where to start? From the lobby?
ууу - correctly measure a couple of centimeters from the lob, 15 cm
nn - I always measure from my ass, 45 cm
mmm - measure from the kitchen, 7 meters
iii - measured from dachi, 110 km

Few people know that in addition to Halloween, Deputy Milonov seeks to schoolchildren playing knights or cowboys.
Who said to you, children allowed to be knights, the deputy cries furiously, they are all Catholics?! Cowboys are generally the creation of a rotten America.

xxx:I want to ask a girl for a password from a contact to check if she is communicating with other guys
yyy: bad idea. she may ask for your password in return
xxx and what?
Yyy: well, and she’ll watch if you’re communicating with other guys

There are self-confident young people who think of others as idiots:

"Get illiterate children who did not learn computer science"

Let you know, you are our literate, that a decade ago computer science in many schools of many cities was not in principle, in universities taught anything but not the use of word, and a person may not know the elementary things in your field, but be a great specialist in their own.
Not knowing is not shameful - it is shameful not to ask.

Answer to the first post:

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A. G. (30.10.2013 0:01) :
I decided to update the books on the reader.
The chemistry section. There are really cool science-pop books.
But!
This is!!! to
What is it???! to
Physical and chemical bases of salting and fermentation of vegetables.
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My friend once wrote a course on the topic: "Denaturation of proteins in the thermal processing of classical shnizel". There are charts, conclusions, dependencies of temperature and duration of exposure, etc.
His specialization is "Food Technology".

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There is such a specialty, food technology engineer. So, they have to study and not books in which, by the way, there is nothing funny. Because salting or fermentation is, roughly speaking, a set of physical and chemical processes.

I, for example, when I finished the 4th course of food universe, in the course I described the technological process of cooking sugar beet, which I had to cook, in laboratory conditions. Here is this.

Picture in contact with the signature "The real man smoothes the jewel and does not cry"
The comments:
xxx: When you see a real man, the needles are pulled inside.
Yyy: Oh, and when you see Chuck Norris, the bark turns into a cat.
And when you see Justin Bieber, the jewel turns into a tyranny tomorrow, then already.
Zzz: You seem to overestimate the jewel.

"Ticket for 30 seats. In the Moscow metro appeared an Olympic machine."

What a discrimination! I demand for grandmothers to put a machine that issues a ticket for 30 cm. A connected shell.

I exchange courage, heart and brain for an iPhone and parliamentary immunity.

The eternal dilemma is to twist the hooks or hit the screw.

How the years fly...
It is told that in the times of the USSR, one of the deputy chief designers of the Southmasch, responsible for carrying out tests of missile equipment, flew from the field after a multi-month trip home to Dnipropetrovsk, entered the apartment, grabbed the heads of the boys who dropped out to meet him and was surprised:
As children have grown up!
My wife fixed it:
They are not your children, they are your grandchildren.

Do you imagine? A deputy comes to the State Duma in the autumn after the holidays, and he is told: "You have a bug for repairs, new tables, a microphone and a poll for voting!“”
It is funny, right? And parents who take their children to kindergarten and school are not funny at all.

Lav: You would see a summary of it.
Lav: There, among the long list of his wishes, there is a line "I love hematogen".

xxx: And again in the contest "Miss Universe" won the representative of the Earth.
The self-satisfaction of people is inexhaustible.

> In the house in front of the window. Without the curtain. There are naked people. In one underwear. The whole family. with the children.

Dumb, in the clothes are not naked!

Under the clothes they are naked. (The old joke)

Two class cats are looking for work at your home. The juniors. 2 months.
They can lie on a laptop keyboard. Running on the keyboard.

The food designer is adapted to accept the indicator on ordinary writing. They will not refuse to refer to cream.
The destroyer is taught to garbage collector pot.

One cat class is inherited from the classes CBlack and CMale, the other CGray and CFemaile.
They can catch exceptions in the form of a rope with paper.

They require improvements in the form of education and vaccinations.

CherryJB: If you were offended by a boy, there is a crown phrase "if you have a long tongue, then you probably have a very short penis!..."

CherryJB: But how can you hint on some young men that they don’t just have a lukewarm, but a noble vagina?

In vain you laugh, speech with the predominance of words with diminishing-loving suffixes is one of the symptoms of epilepsy.
by ******
This is the fucking thing, and non-specialists like to over-blur and give diagnoses to the right and left.
To your knowledge, this is far from a primary symptom, but a so-small marker, which in itself says nothing.
And then you lead the child to a doctor with the level of education of your type, and you come out with dozens of diagnoses, unnecessary tests and a bunch of questionable pills. The fuck, the fuck

Are you comfortable talking?
Not very much, I have a galexy note.

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The king broke the great country, he was correctly shot.

YYY: And who hasn’t just wiped it.