I was with a relative in a small village in Belarus. Beyond our courtyard, the grandmother jumped through, bent in half, alive, not even raising her head. Here is my aunt T and says:

(T) Well, Clown has never got married?

No, she hasn’t gone yet (response from the family member)

So what about retirement?

Just two months as

They are laughing.

It turns out after the war that Clavka took away 14 years from her life in the documents, the documents when she recovered for years and decided to get married. As it turned out it did not help.

A double life for the benefit of others only led by Batman

xxx: this is my second personality, and the first nursery.)
I’m sorry I didn’t know you first.
XXX: I too
YYYY : )

There are still holes somewhere, where the cash is dragged by a postman without any protection, like a sub-incasator?

Yes imagine it. In the rest of Russia, which is behind the MCAD. A simple example is the Volokolamsky district, without reaching it there is a village of Sychovo, only 80 km from Moscow. In the shops cards are accepted, of course, but there is a market where they bring vegetables / fruits, meat and milk from the barrel - there is cheaper than in the store, and more delicious and grandmothers all go there - the cards will not be accepted there. And the only ATM in the village did not work almost all this summer. The nearest is 20 km away. It is only 80 km from the capital. What to say.
You probably just belong to the category - I do not drive further than the metro stop, the car is evil because, once a year by plane to beautiful places. Therefore, from what is happening in the country you know only from the television, which is naughty lying about how wonderful everything is.

Of the newest – Egor Creed, Ivan Dorn.
Then the singers went, the singers went. Names are names of species of especially pathogenic bacteria.

Photography of "clear chess" where instead of black and white - brothers and brothers
God, I finally realized that there are only six pedestrians sitting on the courts! How much that explains!

The Freedom Club. The girl with a heavy breath and timid words "Eh, walk so!" enters the line to the female toilet and goes to the free male.

Barishes from the parental committee realized that I had Votsapa and added it to the chat. In 15 minutes, 53 messages. Three different mothers. Prepare the tea! Bake the cake! Or not cooking cakes? Or buy cakes? Name or not? What is more likely for children to suddenly get sick of the stomach - from a name cake or from a home cake? Wipes with what painting? And the dishes? A...

She wrote shortly: Hi, I am at work, let me know later how much money.

I feel... strange.

I was even taught once at night to shoot the lighthouse.
There is an anecdote about a sniper who in a year of service destroyed four packs of cigarettes, two boxes of flashbacks and even one zippo lighter.

Take off your pink glasses and look at the world sober – many married women don’t work at all

I removed and looked. Among my friends and acquaintances there is no family in which a woman would not work and sit with her husband on the neck. There is a lie, there is one. But there are three babies, and to say that the woman does not work, but is cool, the tongue does not turn.
The problem of a non-working wife and a husband working on two jobs can be solved - on you, dear, a button phone with a rate of 150 rubles / month, because there is no money on the other, and there will be no Instagram or chat with friends. In all other cases, everyone is satisfied.

We have entrusted the government to solve our problems. It solves its problems.

A man in the savannah watched a lion assault the impala. He gathered and gathered — and then the impala turned and looked the lion in the eyes. The lion was confused and left.

“Aha!“The man shrugged. And he suggested that the poor Botswana livestock farmers use the A-contact effect to protect cows. Painting on cow’s ass.

It must be said that by this point the poor Botswana livestock farmers had not tried anything so that the recovered population of Botswana lions stopped eating their cows. All without meaning. Only the gun worked. But the gun can’t, then restore again. And here is such an elegant way out: eyes on the ass.

conducted an experiment. Results: in a herd of 39 ordinary cows, lions killed three. In the herd of 23 cows with eyes on their ass, the lions did not kill one. Try to roast and kill at the same time.

And the matter went. The Volunteers. Stamps and truffles. A game of color and shape. The eye is enough for 3-4 weeks, then you need to draw new ones. If everything in life seems empty and meaningless to you, know that somewhere in Botswana there is the job of your dreams.

It is very difficult for a child to behave decently if he has never seen it.

xx: The subject is the following: you come after the eleventh date to the apartment to the object of worship, and at him in the prominent place Coelho lies. Here everything falls and no further romance is foreseen not only on this day, but in principle with this person in the future. Book as a marker - is it worth having sex with a man at all, if you have nothing to sleep with him? What to talk about after a stormy night?

Why is Coelho an Anti-Marker? This is where you learned that it is primitive – you were told and you believed (and personally for me it will be an even greater anti-mark), or you read and you understood it yourself. But when you read it, was he lying in your apartment too? And then the difference is only that you reached him before your acquaintance.

zz: The Anti-Marker is Two Books of Coelho.

Just personally arrived the gentleman of my past office, from which I resigned more than 5 (!) Years ago, he tearfully called on his deputy. On the one hand, the nymph was chested, on the other hand, they were stuck, well that she resigned then.

I read your gossip sitting in another country with polite people, parking spaces, raised children and no nostalgia, longing for the homeland as with the hand removes. Thank you for that, countrymen.

xxx: Quote: "Think globally, act stupidly" That is my style!
Think stupidly, act stupidly. of my style.
xxx: This is called "total nature".

engine9
Before yesterday listened to music and one familiar composition was without a vocal, very surprised when he heard a voice in his head, as if singing (he was not in the audio record) inside his head, he sounded quietly, on the threshold of perception. Apparently, this is due to the work of the brain cortex neural network.

Ezhyg
One of the cockroaches was taking a shower or just singing :)

I read it all and thought... Something you all fuck.

Article "Microsoft supported the marijuana market". The photo in the article is a man in a business suit next to a computer desk, next to a hemp box.

xxx: Fuck who puts the cables under the table, can not stick them to the table carefully, why such negligence, the cables spinning under the table ruined the impression of the article, for 10 years as I do not put the cable, but still rage if not beautiful and not accurate.
YYY: The drug addicts put something in place.