In the box: "from manufacturer".

xxx: And in general, I think, once the teacher of computer science should stretch the grid, let the teacher of physics make the electrical wiring.
YYY: Teachers of economics replace accountants
YYY: Teachers of Physics - Watchers
yyy: labor - sanitary technicians
XXX: I am about the same thing.
yyy: biology - doctors
XXX: chemists and cookers
YYY: Everyone has a job. School budget savings

What distinguishes normal people from non-normal people? Normals can hide their Napoleon.

The case was four years ago. My brother and I organized a company, which now works well under my brother’s leadership, and I went into my business.
They just opened up and printed the cards. Both on my and my brother’s business card was written “sales manager” (the company is engaged in wholesale sales). My brother was the chief executive and I was the deputy director.
Of course, my pride overwhelmed me and I told my friends that I had a business with my brother and so on. My brother, on the contrary, did not like to talk about it.
“Well, we’re trying,” he said.
Once there was a situation in which I understood why it was necessary: signed the contract with the transport company, on all the conditions ran, a couple of days discussed and here, the contract is prepared in the office of the carriers. The brother gets the constituent documents and shows them. The director of the branch, who even had this proud post written on his business card, when he saw that his brother was the CEO, he squeezed a little:
Why is it on your business card that you are a sales manager?
- If the director is written on the business card, then in the negotiations with you the demand is greater, and so you can say that you need to discuss with the management and postpone the decision, think, weigh... And the position on the business card does not affect anything, except selfishness and punches.
After that, the director of the branch of the transport company changed his business card to "logistics specialist". We still work with him.

The accused stole $300 million. Euro is hidden. You are sentenced to 15 years of strict regime. Your last word.
I love the legends. The wolf stole $300 million. The birds were caught by hunters. We will kill you, they said.
The wolf said, “Hunters, don’t kill me and I’ll give you 150 million. The Barons.”
The hunters agreed. They all lived long and happy.
"The court has revised the verdict and is touched by your love of legends. You are released in the courtroom. You are a holy man.

I was driving today in the subway, standing at the door, reading a book, and holding my hand at the level of the belt.
And the grandfather sitting next to me thought and.... scratched my ear.))))
Let’s think it’s for something good.)

M: I prepared for her arrival.
g: cleaned up, lit candles, squeezed the apartment with roses?
M: Nearly
He removed a mountain of socks under his bed and washed almost all his dishes, leaving only the one before yesterday.
by :...

This is a smart watch. They can ask what time the passers meet.

I wanted to sleep. I drank strong coffee. I still want to sleep, but I am more energetic.

In the bedroom, the newlyweds engaged in love. In the kitchen, a hammer ticked off the meat for the slices. Sitting under the window on the bench, the grandmothers assured the police that a maniac had entered their entrance.

After all, it is known that people rotating on the very top of the material pyramid love to wear impious costumes for $ 10,000. Sometimes this price cannot be determined by the eye, so they determine it by touch. When holding the hand, the index finger is unnoticed and the edge of the sleeve is slightly touched.

Yes, there, on the top of the material pyramid so far away from you, people are as subtly curious as the knowers of second hand you know well. And they embrace there to check the seams. and :)

Epic picture: Water Channel brigade descending one after another into an open sewer on the backdrop of a huge advertising banner "DAVING SCHOOL"

From autolada.ru:

I sold a car for 250,000. The car was owned for less than three years. Declaration on Declaration. Coming a letter from the tax office - submit a declaration - again hit. They send again. Well drawn a declaration, the amount of 250 thousand non-taxable, took. I am told - for late submission of the declaration you a fine - thousands of rubles. Well, I was upset, filed a complaint against them to the regional tax authority. The complaint was filed in his tax. Call - please come, the tax manager wants to talk to you. I am coming. You have filed a complaint against us, you are right. But why do you need it? We will be checked, we will be left with prizes, we will all be printed. I say - well cancel the penalty, I will take the complaint. We cannot cancel the penalty. Let us pay for you, and you will take the complaint. In short, I showed generosity, I could not refuse a woman. I took the complaint (precisely wrote a written rejection of claims), she paid the penalty for me, then called me so that I could come and pick up the receipt. That’s what I asked, or little. This is the story, believe it or not.

How was the first parental gathering?
Diamond: Okay, I met the cute mommies ;-)
Diamond: One asks how much we weigh – 9 kg, I say.
Diamond: And this is the educator: and 12 kilograms of rage!

Import substitution is a sludge on palm oil.

I walk a dog and next to the guy displays ads at the entrances and with each made a selfie about_0
After the sixth time I couldn’t stand it and asked, what is the naphid?? to
It turns out that in order for such untouchers to throw out a bump of papers, taking the money, you need to confirm the photo, and in order for each other's photo not to merge - you need to make a selfie.
But the most cool thing is that there is an employee at the company who gets a fee for watching these selfies, counting them and charging money, according to the results!

HXH: Guess the mystery: a male creature that is only engaged in the day-to-day bumping without spreading its backs, to bring more of its unseen, never leaving the nest, female.
YYY: and you?
HXH: It’s actually a ants, but the rise* is counted.

The operators of those. Supports me all delighted with their comments to applications from subscribers:
The cat bit the optics, the link disappeared. I tried to restart the device, it didn’t help"

Ilya (09:16:16 29/10/2015)
I remember being amazed by the news: “After a series of accusations about battery safety, Tesla has increased the clearance of all its cars via the Internet.”

Programming is an increasingly sought-after profession.

Sophia (09:18:26 29/10/2015)
so they will be able to steal people, pressed a button - the car stole a person. And here’s a trap for hackers, they’re going to break the brains of a car and create accidents or stupidly kill people in this way...

Ilya (09:18:37 29/10/2015)
It is not lazy. A niche in the market.

Captain Evidence reminds you that by responding to the posts of idiots, you contribute to their long prosperity and active life! Did not notice that the stupid post is already in minus and is not visible, and he is, but with an attached answer (which is neither intelligent nor informative, but is reduced to simple "all that above is nonsense") talks a few days?
If you can't answer so that everyone over the idiot is rugged for a long and fun time - just press "minus", otherwise you will the opposite effect.
So is!