Girls, did you go to the sauna?
Are we prostitutes?! to
Oh yeah yeah. and. It is cheaper with you.

Lovely girls, go to visit single friends for tea, that we, men, clean up. Or I want to clean up, and the hands do not reach, and there is such an incentive :)

by Zy. The indication that "in guests" means "to have sex" was not.

Hulk: You are an idiot! Why do you compete with the door from the entrance, who is faster - you get to the elevator, or it will clog!? to
McLumen is an idiot!! Unlike you, when I go to the 6th floor in the elevator, I do not raise my right hand up, and dumb looking at the ceiling, I do not shout: “Infinity and more!”and "

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Do not take this shit!!! to
Who is with me +1!! to

Mom calls (50 years old, the head of the department) and complains that the administrators do not give her access to some disk in the network, well, I laughed stupidly: - "Write them that if they do not open you access, you will create your own disk with blackjack and prostitutes, and they will all be cursed to the bottom!"Well, as they say, laughed and forgot. In the evening, coming home, she told me that after this phrase (how exactly she reproduced it, I don’t know) two bodies came and looked at her for a long time, and then gave her a chocolate...I’ll discover!

I’m still trying to figure out who is the crapper...
Author: SATAUSTRA

this is why they will not come up with a special Viagra for the whole body... so that in the morning ><

Who was on the BORE, that over the Jokes in the scanwords, sitting in the toilet, does not laugh!!! to

Assistant cats :
We dressed up for training and said:
I wear my trousers for the third time now, and they’re always off.
The Moby’s trousers?

Zelenkov Pashtet (19:56) :
Such are the signs of

The evil troll (19:57)
This is what the smiley do.

Susla: my mom came yesterday from work and rzOd))) Howrit, scared the director of Nipadetska. Kills in the base list of customers, and before lunch 3 minutes)Dir from the corridor oret "Oksana, end up, go for lunch!". Darth Vader’s voice asks "Today, the current of customers will get me!"
I was crying 😉

Only at the physical facade of the MSU can warn that today there will be a nuclear alarm and then say that everyone should continue to study, because you will not escape anyway.

Do you know any programs on the computer?

by Olga (16:29):
In the summer, I had fun with my bicycle.
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Without a seat?? to

Mr Ishevsk... ul. Pushkinskaya... the route of the trolley bus No. 4... Guy, how do you get out of the small pocket of the bag every time you get the unplugged headphones?

Aforism is the ability to reason so that it becomes interesting to everyone. and c)
SJ

One day, a dear Moscow man came to his friends in Komarov.
In such cases, a chair is organized immediately.
The drinking was long, cheerful, full and ended by the morning. Moreover, white nights generally have the tendency to confuse the visitor.
The sun has already energetically slipped to the sky when the senseless body of the Moscow guest was honored by the couchmaker on the first floor of a miniature but spacious country house. The owners cleaned up in the living room under sluggish replicas of a couple of late friends from neighboring homes. Everyone was looking forward to a quick sweet sleep on anthrax.
That morning, a local landmark named Lila led his goat through the village.
They were surprisingly similar to goats.
Some still remembered Lila as a beauty, a star of Leningrad's underground square, a constant visitor to "Saigon" and the lover of the irresistible Boris Grebenchikov. From the glorious days, Lila left only a clear look of turquoise eyes, an exceptionally benevolent manner of communication and the habit of dressing in the hippie style, decorating itself with countless fences.
Once luxurious Lyalina's hair with a butterfly slipped from under the bandana. In her mouth appeared a single clique: Lila appealed to dentists only in extreme cases and demanded radical decisions. So her teeth gradually broke out, leaving one – tomatoes to bite, as she readily explained.
by Lila. She was a vegetarian.
Unlike all the others who inhabited the country village in Komarov only in the summer, Lila lived here all year round. She fed her own farm, a simple craftsman - and the fact that she guarded the houses of a large country village in the winter, bypassing the territory several times a day.
Lila knew everyone around, and if they didn’t love it, they regretted it. A bright personality, a local attraction, a humorous creature...
Sitting on the wing and cuddling in the bright morning sun, Komarov friends of the dear Moscow man smoked, cuddling tea. by passing by,
Lila shared her affairs with them. “Fuck the goat!” she said strongly. Coupled goat milk was a mandatory and essential part of the Lila diet; it was necessary to maintain the goat in a productive state in a simple and proven way.
From the invitation to look for a moment Lila did not refuse. The goat, like a bullshit, went up after her on the doorstep and stumbled into the living room. Lila did not refuse the drink too, and began to uncompromisingly beat the owners with a fresh-heated shrimp. Meanwhile, the goat examined the first floor of the house.
Dear Moscow guest slept sweetly, laying on his couch and putting drunken saliva on his pillow. From the depths of sleep he was returned some discomfort: something annoyingly ticked the capital face.
The guest spotted his eyes – and on the contrary of the sunshine that glittered into the window, he saw a thin mocked face. A large fluffy nose... non-blinking yellow eyes... small horns... The physionomy ticked his beard and struck him with an impatient gaze.
The owners and Lila heard behind their backs a strange bullshit that turned into a whirling cry. The sound source was identified by the guest sofa. Lila grumbled understandably and rushed up from the spot.
In the field of sight of the Moscow man next to the lumpy-eyed face floated another, very similar to the first. Without a beard and horns, but with a wool of linen, spinning to the sides from under the bandana. The second face smiled joyfully, uncovering the only speck in her mouth, and almost maternally gently said with a chestly voice: "The goat must be fucking!"
The Moscow man screamed terribly again and lost consciousness.
(The picture of the return to reality is illustrated by the reader’s imagination.
But the guest really put his nerves in order for quite a long time.)

I walk around the apartment in search of clean socks and feel like a mushroom: where are they hiding? Which can be collected and which not?

Hey, was today in visits with her acquaintance Light))) she lives with her mom)))) they have to watch TV- a whole ritual is)))))) I was in shock))))) they cover the TVs with fabric so that the light from the window does not fall, such as it is bad.. there are 2 TVs nearby.. because one TV for more than 3 hours can not be watched... watched one for 3 hours, you turn off- turn on the other)))))) switch the channels in any case can not.. you need to watch the program and turn it on the right channel)))))))) the volume of sound must be uneven.. and turn off it just can not, you need to press 1, and only then turn off))))))))))))) someone went to them in guest and turned off the TV so simply, there Mommy of Light boiled up.. how this 1 did not regret?)))))))))))))) and the phone they have too, if charged, let at least without interruption call, you can not pick up in any case)))) it is a radio phone, the mobile is charged exactly 3 hours too.. it can not be touched at this time.. let there 10 people call you urgently))))

in the women’s forum.
Author (2 October): My husband constantly goes to the toilet with the phone, generally during the day never leaves him lying, and as to the toilet - so immediately takes. It seems to me that he corresponds with the mistresses from there, and then wipes the messages - a couple of times overnight I checked, but there was no suspicious text message. How do I know what he is actually doing there? The bathroom has good sound insulation, no talk is heard.
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Next two dozen posts about how to cheat out of the toilets
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Author (5 October): Yesterday I decided to talk to him about this, called a fool, said that when the shit goes, the phone takes with him - to play games. And today, in order not to worry, I bought a Sony PSP, and the phone now puts me under my nose. I am a fool =(

This morning, the teacher opened the printer and found that both cartridges were spurt. A scandal broke out.
Everybody walked to watch, to hide and to hide.
No one has even turned on the printer.
The sleeping cartridges went out to the light of God.