Listened at work:
If you are silent, who is mine? He is sent on a business trip. He leaves a note “left.” and all. In the sense of everything. Not anywhere, not for any time. When he arrives at the destination sends a SMS, taking into account the difference in time zones, so as not to wake me up: "arrival". If it turns out that I already have to sleep, then sends an SMS of the kind “arrival #hours ago”. When he goes home, it’s almost the same: “going out.” And this is how he has everything – if he has prepared something before his departure or before bed, and I have no strength to meet, then he puts tablets, such as “food here”, sticky on the pot “soup”, on the bowl “meat”. and so on. He gave me for the first of April a trussel with the inscription on the headquarters of "Joppa". How can we not love that?

and JAZZ:
This time I really fell in love. The whole table was painted with hearts.
1'st is
Idiots, you are going to wash.
and JAZZ:
The problem is to clean the dust.

I went to the public toilet and found out that I could not breathe for almost 2 minutes!

XXX: What is it?? to
Wow: well... I spent the night with my boyfriend... until the morning we played heroes... we understood that we were latent tricks...

xxx: I once tried coffee and didn’t sleep until 5 in the morning.
Yyy: I once tried World of Warcraft and didn’t sleep until 7 in the morning.

Somehow, I remember, in my youth, a very drunk returned with someone's snack and accidentally stunned. What to do... I went on foot, so that in the hot transport not to burn (in the winter was the matter). On the way, a man approached me and asked me to smoke. And while he was smoking, I thought that he did not know that a man who was outraged was standing before him, and he would never know. And I also thought how many mysteries in this world, and we do not know about it.

Faber: In the quipe "invisible to everybody", but everybody sees that I’m on the net. He decided to search for a solution to the problem in the search engine, entered: "I am invisible, but everyone sees me". Lots of references to psychiatrists.

It was a long time.
I lived then in another house and we regularly needed someone in our entrance. In the same place. This was facilitated by the dim lighting of the entrance.
A chemist lived on the second floor and worked at the NII.
One winter evening, coming back from work, I encountered him in the entrance. He was at home, and in his hands he had an empty bowl. He smiled and went up to his apartment.
After I got home, my wife sent me to the store for bread. I go down the stairs and see the force in the same place. And I hear such a characteristic sound of a flashing lightning. I decided to slow down and whisper this fool so to say in the process. But it wasn’t needed.
A second after the appearance of the characteristic sound of the stream from underneath the boy's feet sparkled sparks and a thick smoke fell. The man in panic ran out right into the frost.
In general, the problem of unpleasant smell at the entrance after a week was solved completely. And people for that week on the frost in the night went out a lot...
Now I live in another city, the chemist also moved somewhere. So it is not possible to contact him.
Does anyone know what the chemist had in the pot that night?

I sit with my grandmother in the room and watch TV. My grandmother is sitting next to me and reading a book. here is the mega-phone advertising - " pleasant to get a discount for the fact that you talk a lot..." grandmother: for the fact that you talk a lot you usually get to the mouth

16:54:54) baby_bOOm: Avatar you painted yourself?
(16:54:59) The Cross: Yes
(16:55:07) baby_bOOm: similar to
16:55:20) baby_bOOm: and paint me
(16:55:25) Cross: I can’t
(16:55:36) Cross: My hands are too rough to paint you))
(16:55:51) Cross: I don’t want to offend such a lovely creation :)
16:56:39) baby_bOOm: Do you know how I look happy?
(16:56:48) The cross: how?
(16:59:56) baby_bOOm: I have not broken eyebrows for a month, under my eyes bags, as if I had not slept as much as my eyebrows had not broken, cosmetics zero! The hair is rubbed like a wire on the walls of the prison, one eye is nervously shaken, and on the forehead it is written like a wire: "Help me!"
(17:01:23) The Cross: to hide, my favourite estate!! Stop annoying me so much! :)

XXX: Where are you studying?
Ural State Educational Pedagogical University
Q: What about a linguist?

Per it is better not to arrange holivars but simply add on ALL bilateral roads concrete funnels with a height of 1 meter, a length of 98 meters and a mandatory gap of 2 meters (between sections or in the middle, if the total distance to the hole / transition is more than 100 m.) is?
• Low export;
You cannot go to a meeting;
You cannot move in the wrong place.
Less blind with lightning
must be done;
Cheap and angry, enough for 60 years (if no accidents).
The transitions are raised 10 centimeters above the road (sport cars will be fought in packs), which will make them more dry and easier to use.

x-hard: Idiotism - for several pirate programs (installed on a home PC) give six years in prison (Article 146, Section 3), and for the murder of two or more persons, committed in a state of affection (Article 107, Section 2) - five.
It is linuxway. ))
X-HARD: In my case, it is easier to put down those inspectors who come to me, and then to press the court on the fact that the seizure of my property caused me a temporary discouragement of mind.

Medvedev urged not to turn the discussion of last elections into a funeral of democracy. That is, he is so cruel that he will leave unentered what has died.

I sit at a friend's telecast.
Tag: I am injured
And then he said: Turn off this shit, the more it repeats.

Is the Halloween costume ready? Who will you be?
Vampires, ghosts and other impurities.
Professor Van Helsing?
by Scooby-Doo

What about the black man who was accused of killing the girl?
Was sentenced to a year in prison.
HHH: What is it? A year for such a crime?
Noah... Noah...
The court found that it was not he who killed him.

Yesterday my cat died.
YYY: What, did he take it and die?
No fuck with special effects.

From the news:
The competition for children to throw dead rabbits, which was held annually in a town in New Zealand, was cancelled in 2009 due to complaints of animal rights defenders The Daily Telegraph.

At the same time, the organizer of the contest, Joe Moriarty, called the cancellation of the contest "a madness of political correctness" and assured that local children love animals.

Happy Driver Day guys! Thank you to all who slow down, missing us, pedestrians, even where we shouldn’t be. Happy the road!