There was no hot water for six months, when I finally gave it, I immediately took a bath. The cat watched the process with interest - before I only used a shower. When she got up to warm up, he jumped out on the edge of the bathroom, went there and there, unappropriately sparkling, smelled the washing machine, went out, and settled next to the door (one live, there is no need to close). I grumbled, then decided to dive...The watched cat immediately in a terrible panic stumbled, stood on his back legs, grabbed in front of the edge, began to scream and try to get me :-) Saviour Malibu, fucking :-) With this you will not go missing!

Thermorectal cryptoanalysis website:
To create a unique password based on biometric data – drop your head on the keyboard, in this case, the password is generated from characters exactly repeating the contours of your face, and the outsider will not be able to enter the system.

My cat is the kindest: it always allows me to sleep on the edge of my bed.

"Princh, yesterday your neighbor from below called me to look at the computer, the problems were small. So, he has a query in the history of search queries: "How much is given for murder in a state of affection". The darkness is in her.
I probably bought my son Vuvuzel.

I sit next to the comp, I begin to say something, I silence.. (I look at the monitor).. Marat, gliding me over the head:"Nothing, nothing.. the doctor said, so it will be a long time"
What kind of doctor!!? to
M- (pressing me to myself) - everything is fine... everything is fine, there is no doctor, no.
and call!! to

This Actress Has Less Breasts Than You
YYY:... alone? O_O

XXX is the West. You'll laugh but the'most delicious vodka' is drunk in small gloves like a cognac. The same is the case with tequila – salt-lime-salp is for alkas, gentlemen appreciate every gout.
Yyy: It is with sadness that I admit that I am an alchemy.
Who is not alchemy here?
Zzzz: I am a drug addict.

There is a mommy with a child (aged 7-8), a guy 20-25 years old next to him and eats a healthy snickers.
Baby Mom, Mom! Buy a candy!
You can’t eat so much sweet, you’re still small.
Why does my uncle eat?
First my mother forbade me, then my wife will. I’ll catch a moment 😉

xxx: I was writing a cycle on the basil code to build a circle. Type repeat 360 ( step forward 1 turn to the right for 1 degree ) Everyone could not understand what shit he is drawing me an egg
xxx: I got to the current 15 years later that the horizontal router is different from the vertical router
yyy: and the pixel is not square.
Yes, of such untold, the child’s mind could not understand why the egg in the place of the circle.
X: A rectangular pixel ruined my childhood :)

Better to be a pirate than to serve in the navy.
Yyy: Yo-ho-ho!!! ))))))))
zzz: Yo-ho-ho! and injection of bromine)))

How to fight with admin?

Everything is scattered in a flat layer...
Tired of cleaning disks with license windows in the boxes...
Late to work...
Passwords are forgotten.
How to fight them?
Some to drive out and recruit others not to offer...
The others are the same (I have checked)

If you have a lot of mortgage and other loans debt, your salary automatically becomes Schrödinger’s money.

I order clothes from the online store. Client with a serious name Alexander Ivanovich - a very serious uncle of the 50s (A.I.) I sent an order via Skype. In order men's trousers Dolce Gabbana, terribly expensive and absolutely not matched with the image of the Customer. I am writing with my friend Irka (I).

I: Order accepted, with you "X" rubles.
I: Irka, look what Ivanovich firewear ordered, now I have a compromise on him )))
I: Why is this with me "X" rubles?
A. andI can’t tell you so much about myself.)
I am UPS.

The Dirty:
Alev: So, I give everyone a good advice, tested by a long personal practice.
Before going to the store, settle for a calm philosophical mode. Do not rush, leave the worries. Slowly, quietly walk along the shelves and listen attentively to your inner voice. Buy only what you want at the moment! At different times you may want different things.
This way you will get all the necessary body fat, protein and vitamins.
Do you drink vodka every day?

Sophia: it is said to drink valerian, chamomile and mint in one infusion. mood all day, like the battery energizer)) only I have the feeling that something is not good in this mixture of herbs... it is not childish))))))
Ilisiel: Yes, no, there is nothing wrong with the mixture, but how much do you drink and in what proportions do you mix?
Sophia: proportions 4:4:3. I drink as said. three times a day, two tablespoons after meals
Ilisiel: And all this tincture on alcohol?
Sophia: I did not read the composition
Sophia: Just broke everything that is.
Ilisiel: Baby, I know why you are jumping x))
But the mood is so good.
They are alcoholic.
Tagged with: faaaaaaa
A good degree like this.

and #65279;

I photographed a foreigner.
I: Make sure your shoulders are straight.
Photographer: You are all wrong.

XXX is
I registered today.
I now have a licensed daughter.

When I tell my friends that I am a math teacher, they react as if an image from teenage fantasies completely overlooks real school memories.

Sometimes you wait, you wait, you wait.
YYY: and then once and whisper

Mexico has discovered huge gas fields on the U.S. border

The comments:
U.S. scientists have discovered American gas near Mexico
Congratulations to the Americans, sorry for the reservation – the Mexicans, of course. I am confident that the fight against drug cartels will now reach a new quality level – the flight time of the U.S. Air Force is only a few minutes.