XXX: I saw a social advertisement today. The inscription, something like: "You won’t meet in the traffic <3, there you won’t see a smile. Take the public transportation."
I have only one question: What do they joke about?? to

xxx: and it’s by the way....birthday to you, high frequencies and wide channels))))
Okay, at the end of the letter, not at the beginning.

A friend told me. She lives in Gelendzhik (near the Black Sea) and works as a rescue worker on one of the beaches. They wear their emblem on swimsuits, and on top they wear a rescue vest.
One day, when a friend saw two teens who were upset, she decided to tell them what was possible, what was not possible, and what was dangerous to life. At the natural question, what is it she is spinning out, the girlfriend cut off:
This is what! He pulled his coat to show the emblem of the savior. After seeing their wiped eyes and feeling the cold on the skin, a friend recalled that she recently removed the top of the swimsuit and hung it to dry.

Programming is the most nervous job. No, I really have something to compare. I worked as an installor, sat on the telephone tech support, was a web designer, enikey, sewing, photographer, and secretary of the election commission. And only as a programmer do I want to burn a hollow workplace and kill all people.

xxx fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
XXX: I have no time!! to
xxx: ((((((((((((
YYY: has it failed?? to
xxx: Yes, there was a fly on the monitor, I painted her house in painting so that she looked out of the window, and when she wanted to shoot, she flew away a second before it.

Announcement of vacancies at the MFA:
Health (Group A), service in the army (or military department). Persons who have been cured from diseases that interfere with service in the army are not considered.

The Earth is a flat disk of 40,000 kilometers in diameter, with the center in the North Pole area.

The sun and moon are rotating over the surface of the earth. The same happens with the stars.

The force of gravity arises due to the fact that the Earth moves upwards with an acceleration of 9.8 m/s.

The South Pole does not exist. What we think of as Antarctica is the ice wall that surrounds the world.

All photos of Earth from space are fake.

The distance between objects in the southern hemisphere is much larger. The fact that flights between them happen faster than should be according to the flat Earth map is explained by the fact that airline pilots are also involved in the conspiracy.

In general, read the whole of their publicity... you roast... and then you want to cry.

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Thanks my friend! It is mega! 😉

I buy gifts here (particularly the books of Mark Twain, my beloved. About Tom Sawyer, about the Yankees at the court of King Arthur and others). And here, when buying online there are many additional options, somehow - to admire the cover, read reviews, see other books of this author, get to meet with the author.
I think not, thank you. The proposal is tempting, but a little premature.

XXX is:
completed
in the communicator instead of hi answered hui

YYY :
No one understood it, right?
Or were the Russians?

XXX is:
Ohha
She is Hindu

YYY :
Then the norm.
They are called by one.

XXX is:
Ugo
I like Srinagar the most.

Post of Russia. I am sending an urgent letter (why is the letter down), stood for half an hour, asked to be as fast and reliable as possible: 1 class, valuable letter (rated at 50p), ordered, etc.
I wrote the index, the recipient, everything as it should be, paid well and I ask an urgent question:
And how quickly will it come?
Nowa week two approximately.
I am confused, the first thought is to use another service, but the letter is original and I already sent it.
And then the girl in the window gets me quite, after a dark pause she adds with a very long voice:
It is also in Moscow.

xxx: Colleagues, who has 500 to 100 to exchange? I want to eat...
YYY: Right, you don’t get a single note.
zzz: I can put small stuff to the harness)

separated from his wife. Previously, for three years, they lived together, in the evenings, went to a grocery store in the house where they lived together. I met the seller and greeted him. I have been to the store alone lately.
Is there anything your wife does not come in?
I, completely spontaneously: Love no longer lives here.

From a WhatsApp conversation with my mother:

I saw an accident today.
What happened?
Rain, wind, darkness, lightning in the face, some wave in the distance. Then we slowly went...
The wind swallowed the car. by Luci. Driving is hard. I cannot see the moon.
“Listen, do you tell me about an accident, or do you read Stephen King?!..

by Peter. All over the city are hanging absolutely the same announcements: "Work in the real estate sector! For boys from 18 to 27 years old! It’s a high income!" Obviously, in the military committee are very lazy and stupid workers.

XXX: The Lord
You have like your parents were cats, so cute
X: Should I tell you that you are cute or brutal?

News: The Netherlands ready to accept oppressed Russian homosexuals

I even thought about changing orientation.)

Stop the slave cows?:) We also had similar trailers in the city, I go on a bus, the conductor announces: Next stop "Cathedral"!
One body to another: Forget! I decided to name the cafe "Dralny katedral"!)))

The Ladies! Remember to!
Gloves without fingers are tariffs, not mines.

On the Russian version of Taobao description of the tablet
"...+ bag + headphones beautiful flat devil condenser + pen +..."
The fucking! I will buy electricity for the devil’s condenser!!!! to

The xxx:
to this:
"Looking at the series
We calculated the IP address of the person who sent letters to the victim with threats.
On the large screen in the laboratory proudly illuminated 192.168.0.120...."

Per this is done intentionally - that, for example, a fictional ip would not be surprised.
Previously, the films used fictional phones, so there were those who wanted to call them, which was very popular with real subscribers who had such a number.