Nikita
Japanese good, good language, you won't call them a ballroga, not what your German - as you say, "Give me a bakery, two teas and a sausage," so I want to fall on the floor and wait for the roar of the devil of fire.

Daria is
Geben Sie mir bitte eine Semmel, zwei Tee und 2 Würstchen, bitte

has fallen?

Nikita
The fact is that he goes...

Dasha, I love you, know this.

Farewell my dear!

O already sd

Daria is
I am tired... tired... tired

“Your order, sir.

Nikita
Fact of E-E!

From the news: "The Olympic torch in space will be delivered by a Russian, American and Japanese"

Well...
The Japanese torch will finish.
The American, as soon as he learns that gas is inside, will try to seize the torch democratically.
And if you believe the old anecdote, the Russians will either break this torch or lose it.

They say like it is erotic, and want it is pornography, and if you don’t want it, and you don’t like it, it is work!

In the zoo at the photo with an animal without a signature:
Let’s argue that this is a rosemary!
Let’s argue that this is a red panda.

The morning office atmosphere: everyone knocks on the keys, people walk in the hallway, the smell of coffee. A colleague dealing with the accounts after the vacation excitedly raises his head and seriously asks:
Did we get smartphones from 10 dimensions?
Everyone has thought.
- The portal has not opened yet - I answered laughing.

My name for the electronics store "10 dimension" was a steep move xDDD

A friend yesterday asked Noot to write a letter. How uncomfortable it is to constantly shift the look from the screen to the keyboard! Who would have invented such a computer, where one screen and it can be printed!"
What do you think to tell her?

Before you call a woman a rabbit, think if you have enough cabbage and if the carrots will fail.
Gene: Therefore, I call it chicks: if something is wrong, a pinch under the ass.

XXX: Do I look like a fucker?
XXX is the opposite.
XXX: Do I look like a fucker?

This shameful>
......
XXX: Fuck, yesterday I slipped and so crashed on the pop!
XXX: My head was shaken, still hurt and sick...
XXX: And you won’t tell anyone: I fell on a pop, I suspect a brain shock.
......

This is a shock! immediately to the doctor. It is better to go to his house and lie down.
with such a fall, the shock is elementary - the blow through the spine directly into the head goes away.

In the store today. We stand in the box. The neighbor does not work, we see it well. On the display it has a fat font: "The cash is blocked. Only Bondarchuk can remove the blockade. Apply to the Department of Cinematography."

In short, one cigarette company decided to return to the Russian market. They organized an action: they distributed like 9 blocks of cigarettes (= 90 packs ~ 5,000 rubles). There was to come to them, fill out a questionnaire, go through some test and something else.
Well, these business geniuses came to mind with the idea of gathering non-smoking people to give them cigarettes and then sell them. as a result: both have somewhere 30 blocks of cigarettes, in the stores they do not buy them, ask for a license, and both did not resist, and began to smoke.
YYY: This is what I present in the office of marketers:
“I don’t think our people are such fools and will start smoking so that a couple of packages will not disappear.
Yes, it sounds unrealistic, but you have to take risks."

One commercial university is burning.

Master’s Programme "Legal Business Accommodation".

Discipline: “Atypical obligations. Application in practice of unknown legislation structures

YYY: Could we go on soup with a local bakery?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
YYY: Go on! I don’t want to go there alone. A cup of soup – nothing personal.)
XXX is
YYY: Fucking
XXX is :*
YYY: go, let’s go for 15 minutes, don’t be a shit)))
XXX: found, fuck, how to persuade a girl to date
YYY: Well I am charming, yes
XXX: Fuck you, go

111: Wow... ugly stupid people... how they’re angry with me
222: Do not pay attention to miserable creatures! I’ll paint you with my pencil and it’ll go!
I don’t want to paint with pencil, I want genocide.
222: Draw yourself a genocide!

From Yandex News:
The Olympic torch will be delivered into space by a Russian, American and Japanese astronaut.
It looks like the beginning of an anecdote.

The child makes a report on the compass, I play mahjong on the tablet.
Now how to preserve?
Press the disk in the upper right corner.
What to press?
On the disc.
I don’t know what this is!

Here is this:
> and >
I thought, it would not be bad after a hot bath to drink a cold wheat beer, with fish, and watch the big bang theory, a new series.
And I had to think about it, as a woman came from work, who owed me beer, for the help of a computer, brought everything as I ordered. I'm going to the courage bomb, and there's a new series! I am happy as a dough)))

Meanwhile, the skin is shrinking and shrinking.

Thanks to you, friend. To understand the meaning of your comment I read in Wikipedia the content of the novel "Shagren’s Skin". Now I have a novel, I will definitely read it :o)

In the Moscow metro machine will issue a free ticket for 30 seats:
30 for a ticket.

Looking at some modern guys, it seems that they have sucked out for the iPhone...

As a matter of fact, on the bulk accounting of the teaching asked on what account the footballers in the clubs go, after explaining a little thought added:
- But sometime in one of the provincial cities they were counted as 11 "Animals on cultivation and feeding".