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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89365
 06.11.2013
I am pleased to inform you that you have not been observed until yesterday.
And from yesterday?
All good and good luck!
Nausea

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89364
 06.11.2013
Synthesis: Girls at work told that some supermarkets sold toys from the series of microbes and viruses. I imagine myself:
Tell me, do you have a cough?
Unfortunately, the cough is over. And take this pale triponema, look what a cute girl!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89363
 06.11.2013
xxx: when I was studying in school, a monter with the TEC-23 came to us for the lesson and said that he was looking for the pissy of Ermakov Andrey, his diary was found on the highest tube of this TEC, he wanted to look in the eyes of this fearless student personally.
Fuck, he will find me.
Zzzz: Oh, here you are the shit! Yes, you broke us all the TEC with your diary, you cleaned the pipe after you, people are still frozen!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89362
 06.11.2013
I read here:
Coffee: So Facebook and Instagram can sell my photos?
Merlin Dietrich: Remember one thing forever, if you use a resource and do not pay for it, then you are not a customer, you are a commodity.

I thought of free medicine.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89361
 06.11.2013
"VAT, goats, Cinderella...
Something is missing, Colonel Isaev thought, studying the encryption from the center.
ccaps

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89360
 06.11.2013
Hi, I found the key here.
Hi to you. and what?
On it is a label with your number.
I found a phone here...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89359
 06.11.2013
xxx: is a view from above or from the side
YYY: is a question or a statement

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89358
 06.11.2013
From the WoT website, section "the dictionary of the tankist":

Kirkorov is the only destroyed tank in the winning team.

I love the artists 😉

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №89357
 06.11.2013
The best compliment I’ve ever heard from the IT-shnik: "That’s what I’d give you! Admin rights for everything. Everything in the office!"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89356
 06.11.2013
New U.S. sniper rifle: with Wi-Fi, Linux and autoprice

M4A1 will soon be on Windows 8. This is really chic!! Aero menu with a choice of goals. touch and voice control, pop-up windows... You tell her shoot, and she answers you: "you definitely want to shoot?" "Choose the targets you want to shoot", "you accept the license agreement that if the rifle will kill its own in vain, then the company Microsoft is not to blame for this, all the fault lies entirely on the user." "Among the selected targets are civilians", and the rifle is covered in blue color with incomprehensible letters....

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89355
 06.11.2013
1: Briefly help guys, I need a car so that there are no weak spots. List in comments.
2: I think the choice is obvious: the Mazda RX-8. Nothing breaks there. There is a spender.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №89354
 06.11.2013
xxx: It’s right, there is a lot of genetic marriage that has a place for the photo. Who has a big ass and a big ass is Tom. Whoever has no ass or butt is damn damn.

YYY: What about the intermediate options? For example, a strong ass, but no bubble? Or a dirty ass with a bubble? What if the ass is not strong, but elastic and there is a little bubble? Another question: what amount of bubble is needed to have a grandmother, and what device to measure the strength of the ass? Yes, again, if the grandmother has the strongest ass and a lot of babies - does she also have a grandmother?

[ + 12 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89353
 06.11.2013
here here :
Here is this:
Reading posts about the Russian Post, there was such an idea.Build a package with pressure sensors on all sides, an accelerometer, a microphone and an actual recording device.On arrival (if it comes) to process the data and put it on the network)Who has the technical resources for this experiment, do this PLEASE.

Read the Habr. A similar experiment was conducted. A lot of educational travel packages.
— — —
Please provide keywords for search.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89352
 06.11.2013
XXX is Hi. What news from your brother?
Tagged with: AKI PARTISAN
xxx: Why does he destroy the partisan accounts?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89351
 06.11.2013
You guys, go to bed, go to bed.
Do not chase me.
You are not my mom.
So what about Mom? o.o
HH: Suddenly I just don’t remember something?
You don’t know something.
Luke, I am your mother!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №89350
 06.11.2013
If you love animals, don’t eat them, and if you eat, don’t say you love them.
It’s like if you love beer, don’t drink it, and so on.
XX: This is about living animals.
I love beer and I love beer ;)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89349
 06.11.2013
some entertainment site, Post "Miley Cyrus's Honest Costume on Halloween", comedians:
XXX: Who did she get out of?
Tagged: Hannah Putana

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89348
 06.11.2013
The xxx:
The anecdote:
Professor, where did our universe come from?
The concentration of nothing was so great that it didn’t break.

YYYY :
I wonder, does this focus on the family budget?

The xxx:
I think it’s going to take into account that it’s going to be in a different space-time...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №89347
 06.11.2013
All girls sleep with boys, and I sleep with a soft toy.
Buy a toy and sleep with it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89346
 06.11.2013
111: So what is the calculation?
222: In short, it was necessary to make a report there, one in three.
111: And somebody has never done the same thing?
222 is worse. Our group consisted of a botanist, me (Hui Pinai, but I can do something about almost every question) and a pregnant girl. This is COMBO! 11 Prepod report did not even open)

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