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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №38398
 05.11.2010
D: I asked the CPC with a porn in the bathroom... and disappeared. It turns out he found Pratchett there on FB and read.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №38397
 05.11.2010
It is magic, fucking! I sit with myself, I don’t touch anyone, everyone is busy with their business. As soon as I put on the headphones and turn on the music... everyone immediately needs to talk to me! What a life (

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №38396
 05.11.2010
There are no outgoing provisions. There are inexhaustible desires.
by Mark Alishin

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38395
 05.11.2010
I always thought that Halyava was born in Russia. But when I heard one story, I understood that teachers have long been passing their backs. Have you ever been abroad, at the expense of the host party?
Inventive Czechs and Slovaks – yes!
After a working day on Friday evening, they get on the bus and go to
of Denmark. They are asking for political asylum. But since on Saturdays and Sundays the stalls do not work, they are offered to wait until Monday. On Monday, they naturally go home.
What is Fitch?
The fact is that under Danish laws, for the time the decision of the state body is expected, people must provide housing and money for each family member. After receiving the money, tourists go shopping and meet at the hotel in the evening.
On Monday, they return home for tickets purchased by the Danish kingdom, and on Friday they buy tickets for a promised bus.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №38394
 05.11.2010
The route is the only place in Russia where the financial flow can pass through three or more intermediaries and no one will take the retreat!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38393
 05.11.2010
xx
You never said what photo you put on the phone for :)
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In general, in the entire desk your chest:-
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and ROFL
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You’re funny, and I now forget why I took the phone in my hands.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38392
 05.11.2010
The Google Answers.

How to become a moderator in contact?
First, you have to become a Major of the FSB.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №38391
 05.11.2010
Better if the men were running after me like my mom with drugs today.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38390
 05.11.2010
I tried these crabs. The taste is like the sticks, and the waste is like the waste.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38389
 05.11.2010
Have you seen the law of wickedness in its pure form? This is when you put the child on a daytime sleep, and he hardly and capriciously falls asleep, and in that same room is a laptop, and you just today forget to turn off the sound of Assy, and it is at the moment when the child finally quietly sinked, some manda, with whom you have not communicated, the hell knows how long, writes to you:
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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38388
 05.11.2010
The morning. and breakfast. I eat varnishes. There is an unhealthy length of hair. Mother, seeing my dissatisfaction reassured: do not worry, this hair is not from the head! >_<

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38387
 05.11.2010
I went to the grocery store to buy a cat. Suddenly... the door whispered, the bell whispered slightly – a luxurious lady of the Balzac years floats into a tight shop-half-sweeper in a cream-fettered hat with a wide field, a coat of pie-de-pull also of a cream-rose shade, long. The narrow arms are strapped in leather gloves. The bag is beautiful. My brains have blurred. A beautiful fairy. Our fairy approaches the enchanted seller and speaks with a gentle voice.
Do you have bits for crocodiles?! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38386
 05.11.2010
of Krasnoyarsk. The bus. The interruption. Salon of battle. I am standing :(
During the day, the positive gets squeezed.
I raise my head and write on the wall:
If you want to go faster, fly by plane. It is."
Obtained...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38385
 05.11.2010
3ape3aHblu_oDyBaH4uK:Today we drove on mushrooms with one group.There is a forest, and next to 2 rivers.we go with bags.the car is driving, it stops near us.
3ape3aHblu_oDyBaH4uK:A window opens, a man asks:"Boys, here the fish is normally caught?"
3ape3aHblu_oDyBaH4uK:I say:"I don’t know, we are fungi". We collect the type.
3ape3aHblu_oDyBaH4uK:He looked at us, thought and said:"Mm..a I Tomato".And went on ))))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38384
 05.11.2010
Response from Mail Ru:
Yandex has a slogan: There is everything, but what is Google’s slogan?? to

I am lucky...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38383
 05.11.2010
Lustfulness is a feeling in reverse proportion to hunger.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38382
 05.11.2010
I saw an ad in the American newspaper - 8-Vinyl Windows Installation - $2995. The first thought - do they put a license screw with 8 vinyl plates, and for 3 kilobacks of O_O. Then it came up with the glass packs.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38381
 05.11.2010
Q: What kind of girls do you like?
Those I like, there are hardly any more.
Do you like the Usurian tigers? O_O

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №38380
 05.11.2010
The news tape:
A six-year-old girl will be tried for riding a four-wheeled bicycle, she struck an old woman, who soon died from diseases not related to injuries received after collision with a bicycle. They also want to bring her brother, who was riding with her, to justice. What country do you think? Okay, the United States

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38379
 05.11.2010
My friend works in Google.
I have something to confess to you.
He is: Let’s
I use Yandex.
He is: ahahahah )))
I am too ?

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