taxman: instead of a luxury tax, I propose to introduce a tax on unicorns
luxary: ah, a family where there is a unicorn, paying a tax for it as luxury ))

Krab: Listen I bought a WinRar license, help me install?! to
Jabs: User - "Krab" added to the ignorant list

My friend laughed today. Further from his words:
The general’s son is just a fairy idiot. This morning, when he once again got me to his stupid, he said to him, say that you are approaching the pitecantrop in terms of quality of thinking. And he asks me who is a petecantrope.
I, realizing that I was somewhat upset, replied that this is a philosopher such, medieval, ah.
The fifteenth minute passes, and the rabbit calls the pope and says, “Behold, you call me a fool, and some people compare me to a philosopher in their thoughts, to this... as his... ". Okay though, I didn't remember, or I'd definitely lulled out of the gender.

On the professional examination, leaving the oculist's office:
Bad vision is compensated by good memory and intuition.
by sun_jumper

News discussion: "Today on the market in the range:

- Stretching the bubble - you can smooth up the wrinkles, make it leaner or lush.
- You can make small lips a "bunt" or cut off all the ugly things from them.
- You can increase large sex lips or make them raise.
You can do something with the clitoris.
You can be a virgin again.
- You can "enlarge the G-spot" and a lot more."

And how our grandmothers and great-grandmothers lived without this and gave birth to 5-8 children - I don't mind.

Yyy: Sorry for the mat, but as one clever grandfather said, it’s because you used to fuck and kiss your lips, and now it’s the opposite.

I like the English language. This is a beautiful phrase in Russian "writing to death" translated to "to doom to the doom"(

Jehovah’s Witnesses woke up, I told them that since you exist – there is no God... and went on to sleep)))

A well-coordinated four-foot can simultaneously give 39 pendels.

To become rich I am hindered by laziness, decency and women.

Not my, I stole from one of the drivers.)

Rostov, this evening, 21-30 My favourite car park is behind Maggie. With full packages from Finn-Flayer and the sportsmaster, I look like a car. There is a parking evacuator around it. Interested, I stop, smoke and look. The man rotates with the belt.
What do you want to do with her?
to pull...
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
It is wrong...
I see. The truck stands clearly in the parking cell, like on the ambulance.
No no man. It looks like it’s right... I don’t understand what you want from her.
Per no person has a lighthouse, here on it and came to the store. and no
Is it big for your machine?
He’s sleeping, on the floor, inside, or pretending, you see,
by Zohran. And I’ll get three thousand from him, and then fucking he’ll prove that he’s right.
was standing.(Swing, curving on the ground, rope under the rear axle)
Oh man, you won’t take her away.
And why?
It’s on the towel, I guess.
Well and what? I worked at Gazon, they have a towel on the rear axle.
and no-no
The motor swings, the back is lifted on the pillows. Then the channels break.
Oh man, it won’t go out. A car of 2007, with a towel for both.
The disk...
The man moves to the front, and slipping on the blade, he sets two more ropes under the front axis.
No man, it won’t come out. Is this a plastic buffer? Here I am for you.
For him, I will break the butt much before you turn on the swallow.
What is it, yours?
- My, or whose (taking his keys out of the fire lock)
Call the person who ordered you to evacuate this car.
Director of the Trade Center. Because as a buyer I fucking you
I will be Nipadetska, with the challenge of GAI.
The man goes with dignity. I honestly wait for him for 15 minutes, writing a note on the front glass of the following content:
"The car keys in a blue plastic toilet for drivers under a pad for entering the Leroy Merlin unloading zone. With respect, a constant buyer of Mega.” I wait another five minutes, take off and heat the keys in the promised place and take off. On the way back from the city, I go there out of pure curiosity. With satisfaction, I note: an evacuator at the same place, in the toilet and the light of the lamp. has succeeded.

A provider from the sixth city pharmacy with a 20-year experience, while on vacation in Iran, during the tour accidentally decoded the clinker
26th century BC.

Going for a new job. There are only two people in my department: me and the boss. His name is Andrew, and I am Eugene, but for some reason no one can remember my name and they always ask either Andrew or not Andrew.

About marrying Igor, a long thin programmer with whom I have been friends for 10 years, a girl who has divorced a "chic German" and a wealthy beauty man.

You have read a passage from the book "Legends and myths of programmers"

One time I’ve stumbled, now I say hello all my life.
c) Boxttter

shiva1: Skype at each launch offers me to put as an avatar a photo from the webcam, which immediately shows me. To show such horrors.

xxx: find on Wikipedia the article "Cristianism",just about you.
Okay, I’ll look for it tomorrow.

XXX: In 2009, the universe was completed.
xxx: I dream today that I have not been the first couple for two years, how do I get them, I will give them, I don't even know the faces?! to
And then I was obscured in a dream, fucking - I am now earning good money - I forget.
XXX: And still missed the job.

Customer in the store:
Here I see you have two sets: one with a shelf and the other without a shelf. Please tell me, how are they different?

Comments on the video of the accident involving LADA-Priora:
XXX: Is the safety pillow in Priora working?
WOW: Of course it worked!! “Multiple fractures, stroke of the brain, rupture of almost all organs!” Do you think that after the accident? XD is

The head of the department of UBEP GUVD in Moscow Nikolai Nazimok: “Networks are dangerous because they form a network of networks.”