In fact, in Russia, the oligarchs fucked the entire population, but Nastya was also riding a yacht.

Are you an ancient Russian historian?
and yes.
Can you say something in your language?
Researchers do not have a consensus on this issue.
The class!
Sources on this subject are extremely scarce.
and wow!
It would be too bold to extrapolate our conclusions.
It is incredible!

The knight was walking through the forest and found on the lawn a beautiful girl crying in three streams.
Why are you crying, sweetheart? He asked.
A dragon has entered our land. Every month he asks for the most beautiful virgin of the kingdom for lunch. And this time it was me. Tomorrow I will be given to the monster to eat.
Don’t cry, I know how to save you. The Knight answered.
- Courageous young man, will you fight the dragon for me?! to
There is a easier way. The Knight answered. Do you say that the dragon wants virgins? I can have sex with you, and then tomorrow they’ll have to find someone else.
She stopped crying and thought.
There are no other options? She questioned with doubt.
You can still break your nose and you won’t be the most beautiful.
Sex is sex. The girl said and began to take off the dress.

The son (7th grade) comes from school and is upset, independent work has not had time to do completely, because computers on computer science hang like the 20th century.

The Poor Fight

>> *PALINDRÓM
>> A word or phrase that is read equally from left to right and right to left.

Okay okay okay.

I knew how to fuck with the label.
I am in the hood and my mouth is in the hood.
I was fucking weak.
Let’s talk about smoking, Komsomol.
Lena struck her husband's roof - her husband oral and a banana eaten.
Don’t hurt Papa Gen.
Delicately rubbing the nipples with his mouth and looking closely, he takes wives.
No eggs - decreased potency
I thought shit, and I thought shit!
You are fashionable and unwashed.

<TopSpin>: Why are there no contact circuses? Where you can smooth air gymnastics and feed acrobats

MFO: I work in technical support.We talk by telephone. I ask :
And where are you mistaken.
The employee answers:
Here is here.
Where is?
Well, here is here.
What do you point with your finger on the monitor?
- Yes
......

What is the meaning of street musicians?
Have you tried playing saxophone at home? Neighbors are out! On the street, get trained. Even the beer is smaller. Music students are being chased out by teachers. Pushing to Push. Because many are worried when performing before shaking in their hands, and they stop getting into the notes.

Egg jaundice is not the name of a disease.
YYY: Now that you said, I’m not sure anymore.

A little bit of crap:
Advertising for the sale of the house:
" In the courtyard of Brutchatka"...

How drivers struggle: 1. There are only three rehearsals left! 2nd You have to play like you have a little drunk and do not rush. Three Look with one eye at the party and with two at me. 4 is You are so familiarly playing it all as if you were drinking with Prokofiev personally! 5 is I will tell you now what the notes are, you will be very surprised. 6 is This is not a symphony orchestra for you, you will not hide in the crowd here, you must play clean! 7 is Guys, it’s a bunch of sounds, not an approach of enemy aircraft! 8 is And if someone has played false, the main thing is to have time to look at the neighbor with reproach. 9 is Do not get stuck in your own talent! 10 is Number the tactics, or the eyes may shift, and the numbers - not! 11 is Come home and do it so that the whole family can play it. The female choir. Sing with your brain. Thirteen This work you should have absorbed with the teacher’s milk! 14 is Mendelssohn should play without the Mendelssohn. 15 is Remove your manicure from the griff! 16 is Stop watching in the decoult of the flautist, there are no notes, your party on the pipit! 17th You have to hate each other so much to play like that.

Are men physically stronger and more courageous than women? Probably though. So they go to war in case of anything. Although there is a belief that women are simply created to give birth to new life, not to be destroyed. But I wanted to point out that without women and war are not won: would three tank drivers, three fun friends, without the girls who made projectiles for tanks at the factory of the blockade of Leningrad in shifts of 18 hours? How far would the wounded without hands or legs have gone from the battlefield, if not the sanitary workers who risked their lives?
Stop humiliating the role of women, among us there are also excellent politicians, doctors, scientists, managers without leaps, and 90% of judges in Russia are women, and the picture when the trolley bus driver is a woman and the conductor is a man is typical for Peter. Be worthy – be worthy! The words you apply here to women only humiliate you, men, physiologically, but not essentially.

XX: sweet, let's play the game: whoever finished first, he lost.
XY: Do you understand that the winning strategy in this game is not to have sex?
XX: You are a fool. Precisely, too smart, is the same thing.

Mary Zabolotska:

I read about it in Wikipedia.

As a result of the movements of the elements of the neck region, the serpent-shaped snakes carry out a convenient orientation of the captured and held by them prey and packing the outgoing limbs of the victim in the desired direction.

Oops, we’ve eaten someone.
not eaten, but conveniently oriented and packed in the right direction

(I feel something office in this, corporate)

Recommendations for the float recipe:

This is a Muslim dish. That’s why it’s not done with pork.
It was invented by Alexander the Macedonian to feed the troops in the campaign against the Persians. He is Orthodox!

It just happened. A colleague’s phone ringed at work. He went out somewhere. I see - the contact on the screen so brightly lights up: "Alexander GOVNO".



It was funny to me. A colleague came back and I told him that you were called by a bad person. He astonishingly took the smart and as an asshole...

and no. He is a great man. He is driving to me.

Thro my life I have not understood where in the commandment "Do what should be " and be what will be" our chiefs have seen the word "Free"?

As he went after his son to the kindergarten (6 years old), on the way met a tired mom with a child, who asked the question: "Mom, and the motorcycle is a car? " And I got the answer: “No.”

I was angry at myself, how could I do that? ! to I would have asked him this question, I would have told him that a motorcycle is not a car, but it is a car. And in general, “machine” is a much wider concept than he imagined.

I enthusiastically come to the garden, take the little one and wait for his new questions. Here it happened! He asks, “Daddy, why is the whistle white on the outside and red on the inside?”

E-heh, I wanted to talk on less uncomfortable topics, but anatomy, so anatomy...

I sell a Stinger machine. Includes two self-conducting spools.

From the discussion "Where do all the grandmothers go in the morning?"

Money is little, time is a lot, travel is free, most of the friends are already dead. I would build a wheel for them, like for hamsters, where they could generate electricity for money and communicate with each other.

YYY: Mr. Minister, well, we asked you not to discuss pension reforms outside the meeting hall!