Last night I went to bed early, tired.
XXX: Sleeping at 23:00
xxx: minutes after 10 one of our undiplomed sanitary utilities to repair the crane in the bathroom
XXX: Not covered by water
xxx: Through the dream I hear the growing sound of the suddenly arriving water, and then the sharp scream of DIIMMMAAAAAA!!!! to
xxx: because the sanitary was washed off the bathroom
XXX: The whole apartment has gone, let’s run out of the water. She quickly flooded the bathroom and toilet.
XXX: with the emergency managed quickly, even the neighbors did not flood
xxx: today I come from work, everything works, the sanitary vova has fixed everything
But there is one bag.
When you take a shower and someone in the toilet dropped the water, the cold water disappears.
xxx: right away
xxx: I don’t know why, but now I understand why, when I got out of the toilet, I was in the bathroom and I stood "ai, fuck, ай, legs"

How long...
Shortly...
Bruce Lee...

xxx: when he was a taxi driver, I sometimes ride with him around the city, like as an internship. No one was usually upset about this, but one evening the lady and her husband sat down and started shouting that she was saying, she would complain, etc. Her husband began to calm down, she was even more cool. This is what the man did: he said, "You go on a whore!" and knocked the door and went on foot.

Man, you will say nothing.

Collective stupidity is stronger than individual reason.

I stand in a line at the post office, in front of me a few people, in front of the window stands a man with a fun look in headsets, and behind him a shy girl. The classic of the genre suits the aunt and begins to rub this girl that behind this man was another aunt and here she took her. Because of her humility, she is silent and leaves her. The man turns to the aunt and says:
Do you have all your teeth?! to
Why? →? to
Because you’re so strong, you’re constantly beaten out!! to
Aunt cries and sparks with saliva:
Have you gone crazy?? to
I am a crazy man!! I just got out of the fool!! and turning
You are a girl, don't miss her, she wasn't behind me, I
I confirm!! to
The curtain. All the visitors bowed.

Mosquitoes have become more astute... They fly, sit on the bed... And then walk, so that they are not heard...

I work as a DJ at the club. Because everybody has a lot of speech too. The history. One day after the club, our local don Juan and Casanova decided to take me to the subway. At the same time, it clings and gives out: there are rumors that you are doing great minet? I couldn’t answer anything but how "and what, to teach you?"who walked by our guys were lying:)))

See, the star falls – make a wish!
YYY: It will not happen
XXX Why?
Tagged: satellite

I sit in the car with three girls. Mickey went to the store. Goes out "Mitai" from the store, in the hands of the bread, plunges it. Opening the door in the car:
You are CHO! The Lošara! How do you live like that??? You are a loser!You are a fucker!! (in three votes )
Mickey raises his head, and that fucking, not he!! to

He shares his impressions of the new work:
I am sitting in the office with two men. After a purely female hoodie, it was terrible how they would accept me.
I: And what, you accepted "your boyfriend"?
Q: How can I tell you... The first couple of days collided, and now I have two children: a boy, and... a boy. 42 and 38 years :-) I feed them, clean them up, listen to complaints, learn not to grumble, correct grammar errors :-)
I: Well, even the dresses for the wardrobe in the garden do not need to sew.
Q: They’re both going to be dressed in shrimp – I’ve seen birthdays celebrate here.

by 20:06
I’ve always wanted a salad cat.
and 20:11
Saducey
x 20:12
It just jumped away from me. On the back legs. O.O
by 20:13
O_O
brought an animal.
by x 20:14
You did not understand.
He was sitting in the assembly. On to me.
And I saw him.
He made a tactical retreat.

From the conversation:
...and although I was finally bought a notebook, my mom — after midnight — still threatens to cut down the traffic jams if I don’t go to bed right now.

We buy with a girl Cheburek and samsa with chicken from the Uzbek. I ordered it, he brought it and asked the girl:
What to you?
Girl - I am with him (pointing at me)
Uzbek: Yes, I knew he was with the chicken.
When we slipped down the shelf of laughter, he was even angry that we laughed at him.

A satellite that was unsuccessfully launched the day before fell into a Siberian village in a house on Cosmonaut Street

Is it hard to leave any bad habits in the coming year?

In the morning, snow, cold I am waiting for the bus, I think of my own.Here is a good God or something like this, damn vision I want a good God give me a vision - I thought.The next bus with a huge just a huge number of the route number written in the format of the Wattman A2 enters the sidewalk.
I understand the joke, I will no longer swear nothing to God.
P.S But I understood the degeneration – to be careful with your dreams.

System Error: Chuck Norris is 71, Bruce Willis is 56. Pattison and Harry Potter? I worship! Peace to Peace!

I lie with my husband in bed. He sticks to me with all kinds of unambiguous hints, and I try to discuss the New Year’s menu. I ask :
Do you want me to "Olivia"?
He is:
Give me an olive!

I saw this picture in the cafe today: there are three people sitting - a boy and two girls. One with dredds, in cedds, a non-dimensional jacket and in jeans. The second is all so careful - in a sweater, with a grip to the ass, in the coat and on the heels.
In general, the guy has gone somewhere and the second one asks the first so with a hint:
Do you not fear that he will leave you?
He loves smart people.
The second makes an offended mouthpiece and goes to the toilet.
In a few minutes scream.
How to wash it?

The last week I got my husband, so that he made a hole in the wall after repairing the pipes, made a tile in the bath (one collapsed), briefly engaged in male affairs. It has already brought him the point of boiling. So this parasite at night found a needle with a thread in the house and stitched the legs to our son's favorite plush mouse (the mouse was disabled for six months), and finally stitched the plush toy of the cat, from which all the inside of the house flew.

I think I’ll have to do the stuff (