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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104974
 03.11.2014
City News Portal:
Until the 90s, there was no one in the center of Paradise, and then there were several private offices and even a sex shop in the house. As long as he is not rated, the rule of law does not apply to him.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104973
 03.11.2014
I became addicted to programming as an adult, at about 28. Since then, no day without programming, despite being married.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104972
 03.11.2014
Child, Dmitry Anatolich is 49 years old, he has others
Too late for him to suffer.

It sounds logical, but it doesn’t really appear.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104971
 03.11.2014
If a person does not take lessons from life, it becomes unbearable.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104970
 03.11.2014
Rose is
We had a banquet at the firm, the birthday of one lady, the lady is not easy, beautiful and position, salary, work with foreigners, abroad, I realize she really liked me, decided to congratulate too, flowers? I have a salary-lowest link. bought one rose-goed, it would be better not to go there bouquets, baskets, and the public is watching with what came, back to the walk is not handed, and she mocked:-Oh, how nice, thank you, go. But I was ashamed, slightly worn and washed. A week later I was ordered to bring her some papers home, and I called. What a dear guest.
I think, let it be mocked, the devil has stumbled into this rose.
I will not let you go without tea. It’s delicious, and I’ll drink a cup of tea.
Go into the living room and I’ll make tea. I go there, and all in flowers. the same bouquets, baskets, arranged at the corners. In the middle of the table is a vase with a slightly worn rose.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №104969
 03.11.2014
Mom, I am in love.
What is her name? Does she know how to cook? What music is she listening to? What is her favorite poet? Does she do sport? Have you kissed? Why didn’t I say it earlier? Giving money? You can buy it ice cream when you walk.
Dad, I am in love.
The grandmother?
and BABA.
and norm.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104968
 03.11.2014
The forum discusses expenditure.

Where do people get small expenses? I eat decent) 11-13 liters now, 1.4 machine 2011g. and in the summer even 7l was never

You can also write that you have 6-7 meals.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104967
 03.11.2014
No minute of rest.
No second of peace,
XXX: No other than Deadline.
XXX: No other than Deadline.
XXX: That is what it is!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №104966
 03.11.2014
I gave a friend a gift box with a game. This morning I received a message from his girlfriend: "I understood you decided to destroy sex in our house with your gift! Before yesterday xxxh to 2 nights gamal, yesterday - I..."

[ + 21 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104965
 03.11.2014
Please advise any country to move...which would be warm, quiet, safe, and not expensive?

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104964
 03.11.2014
The fearful:

>>Let’s see what you say when he replaces the iPhone with a mobile phone from another manufacturer)
– – – – –

It may replace it, or it may not, but it is unlikely to happen for a reason that is so disturbing to you.

****
Of course, not for that reason at all. What an adult person admits this.
__________________________

An adult man, a child. He has his orientation already, clearly defined.
And the sex orientation of the main on the iPhones for him does not matter - what difference, a black cat or a gray, only to catch mice.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104963
 03.11.2014
They are so cute.
My programs
I write 3 different but related programs (A, B, C)
B and C must take from A what A gives to all. So until C was written - B norm worked with A. They connected, met, cared for each other, gave each other information wrapped in gift bags. If something didn’t work out, someone checked and helped.
And here... a while has passed. Only A and B came together as I wrote the third (C) and connected to the first.
The drama began.
B is not working.
He does not relate to A. In the logs either he writes that everything is okay, or he writes nothing at all.
This is the well-known "stay away from me. I’m okay with you, I just feel like you’ve got another" or you’re just silent.
C is connected to the urum and does not yet do anything but has already met A. Kokettliv reports that she is ready to receive data.
Periodically, they all work normally, but at some point B even hanged C. More precisely, they both went to the deck.
What is A?
He does not care.
He just works.
It does not matter who and where.
He has other concerns. Selfish idiots

How it all became suspicious.
I am looking forward and afraid of developments. I’t be surprised if one of them turned out to be someone else’s cousin or sister.

There is no personal life - write it.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №104962
 03.11.2014
Today my wife categorically forbade me to buy beer, and the day was heavy and I really wanted to relax in front of the TV, but there was nowhere to go. did not take. In the evening in a line to the box office in the grocery store saw his jacket on the guy (there are some signs). I am a social man. He approached the guy and asked if he was a refugee from Donbass. It turned out to be a refugee. He lives in Novosibirsk. After that, I wished him that this jacket would warm him the same way I used to, and that he would return. The guy kicked someone and he had a bottle of beer on the box, which was later given to me.
A woman gave refugees a lot of clothes, both mine, her and our two sons.
Do good and you will be rewarded. I never bought a beer (in all honesty), but I still used it in the evening.
All are good.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104961
 03.11.2014
There is a troubled neighbor in our house. Struggling with everyone. Reasons for a million.
And here I go out with my daughter from the apartment - and she comes to us with a smile,
With questions, with stories.

We talked, said goodbye, I watched - my daughter's eyes - like peppers.
I: What about shock? It was just about half an hour ago "".
The daughter:?? to
I: Yes, I just listened to her "trump" for a long time.
(and myself the day before being a little under the shower just long with a smile)
I listened to her stories "about a difficult life, about JEK and a neighbor - alkasha")
What did she bubble about?
I: No serious thing, no nonsense, but why you?
Daughter (literally): I will also be an old grandmother someday, and I will have to cut the chips.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104960
 03.11.2014
xxx: Would you like to learn how by means of specific practices you can find inner harmony, uncover sleeping abilities, go beyond the ordinary?
YYY: One day I put a light bulb in my mouth and I was able to pull it out. What do you know about going beyond the usual?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104959
 03.11.2014
Ukrainosrach crossed all the boundaries of the reasonable and finally lost its meaning, burning up in the comments under the video with the fight of Pokémon. The catalyst was the yellow-blue water-electric Pokémon Lanturn.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104958
 03.11.2014
From the granddaughter:
And here the whole conversation comes down to such a scenario. Wasya walked through the street, stuck with his foot on the armor that came from the asphalt, began to fall, in the fall hit the aunt who was walking next to him, the aunt fell, hit her head on the edge and died. Vasya is a murderer, he must be jailed. And the armor will continue to shake until the next case.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104957
 03.11.2014
From an accidental conversation between two passing schoolchildren:

If Leisha and I break up, don’t give God, of course, then I’ll start studying.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104956
 03.11.2014
XXX: Am I trembling, or am I wearing a shirt?
Not a puppy, but a puppy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104955
 03.11.2014
Scientists from San Francisco have resurrected two 700-year-old viruses from ice...
Maxim: they will somehow resurrect something prehistoric on their heads.
Zloradskij: The Communists, for example...

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