If you remove from the film "The Other World" all the fantasy about vampires and the reverse, it will remain the story about the conflict of Poles and Romanians.

I am a photographer, there is a lot of work that requires patience.

So it happened today, with the client picked a bench in the park with a beautiful background, noticed and headed to it.

But not here you were, out of 100 benches in the park, God's inflated was chosen for us.

Well, what to do, having decided to take another bench, went to equip. While preparing for the shooting, the client decided to try his luck and ask his grandmother to sit down.

Torture is not torture, then the client (K), grandmother (B):

Q: Good morning dear, please move to another bench, we need this for filming.

B: This is my bench.

Q: Okay thank you.

B: Okay man, I’ll sit down!

Q: is it true? Thank you more!

B: Thank you in your pocket, 5000 rubles!

The client turns and leaves.

B: Okay, well well 1000

Q: No thanks, we will do it.

After a failed attempt, we decided to take another. But then the grandmother stood up, came and sat down on our bench. We silently gathered and moved where we originally planned.

They went over, the grandmother stood up and came to the village. He talks cold. We are busy here, if you do not notice. To which we get a negative answer, and breathing, we go to the "cold" bench. Yes is. My grandmother stood up and came here. He talks hot.

So we go back :)

The picture repeated, but did not sit down, laying all the things on the bench. What got a portion of insults, what all the bad, and all the deeds. She turned and left.

After breathing with relief, I started working.

But our rest from old age did not last long.

I look at this person going with the security guards, already in the head started to roll, which she complained about :)

But this, I did not expect, the grandmother said that we stole 5,000 rubles from her.

The pirate stealed unnoticed, telling our version to the police, they fell into confusion, under the threat to smash the criminal, the grandmother confessed that we did not steal anything from her.

And here’s a bad scene, so does grandmother get a cigarette and smokes...

The law enforcement officials apparently realized that they had not been pulled out in vain, and they got papers and such things: “That’s a citizen, we smoke in public places”.

I went to the pharmacy today, in front of me buying a man (looking 50 years old, quite strong, a small beard). The following is the dialogue between this man ("M") and the seller ("P"):

Q. Do you have a cough syrup? It would be delicious. (I smile at myself: “daughter or son takes”)

P (with the same guess, smiling) - and how old is the child?

M is forty six.

Today my boyfriend spoke with friends about how much time takes girls to get out of the house (cut hair, makeup, etc.). I said, “I never waste time on such a mess.” My boyfriend looked at me and said, “Maybe I should?”

LIFE from SHIT

#matstat, gender differences

Let us uncover the great secret. All this intriguing statistics in practice is meaningless. It’s about large amounts of data, not individual examples.
Take a simple analogy: the size of shoes. Let’s say, we know statistically that the most people on the planet are with the size of 41. But no one will pair exactly 41 in shoe stores, relying on statistics. And no one will mock and insult people looking for a size of 36 or 45 (bggggy, the fools, still know that the majority have 41!). And coupling life and profession in this way is considered completely normal. Well, yes, we are social animals, if society broadcasts something to us - at least with contemptible smiles, when we dreamfully hit the 45th size instead of the 41st, - we are very likely to give up and walk in the 41st, and louder of all to oppress the bastards who have gotten so greedy to shoe the 45th, rather than to suffer like us. The smart ones have been found.

The gender-shmer

As for the forums, I was very close to signing with a female name all the way and not hiding it at all, because in most cases men remember that they are stronger and smarter and seek to help the lady in any matter. And considering that my youth passed on bicycle forums and in the crowd of those still padonkaff, on the "show breasts" there were three beads of sharp answers, cheering the respectable audience and not humiliating the owners of breasts. And just the widespread belief that girls are stupid, played very much on the hand, when a girl turns out to be smart, it broke the patterns and attracted boys. So girls, instead of suffering, read books and be smart, on the backdrop of stupid you will stand out even more.

In life, of course, everything is more difficult. My genderist once seriously said that a girl can be paid less for the same job than a boy, because a boy needs to earn, and a girl needs to have a earning boy. And here, of course, there is almost an impasse. There is an option to change jobs.

xxx: I don’t understand how Elon Musk does all this without a pop with a catch...

Memory is a patience. You will spend five minutes in the store (even if there was a single point in it), and you will remember what kind of life, the type of 90s Kai Metov's song, you will remember all of this past life.

To be sexualized, to be harassed and attached. So that, given a wealthy aunt, you could not think about money, and that the aunts would find us themselves. I also want men’s socks, pads and other joys of life.

What do men have now? Beautiful people are always persecuted very actively, finding a patron was not difficult even in the Middle Ages (and it is not necessary for this to be beautiful, you can write poems, music, be a talented comedian). Pads are available ( they are usually worn with enuresis, but you will find them in any pharmacy). Clothes, loins, leggings, cosmetics, jewelry, everything has a place to be and is actively used by men of different orientations. Moreover, most of this has historically belonged to men. Men have something to fight for, but you have chosen some kind of mess.

A large factory, a cloud of employees. They brought printed contact phones from the director to the guards. On two A4 sheets, printed on both sides. The entire list consists of F.I.O., office, phone. My eyes go to those. The department. Position: "Programmer", F.I.O. - "GENA". Not the name, not the ancestry, only the big letters "GEN". I have always suspected that programmers are cyborgs of extraterrestrial origin.

Dialogue years ago

Bilbo will play Freeman.
And Morgan Freeman?
There is no other. In short, Bilbo will play Doctor Watson.
Jud Lowe is?
and no.
and Solomon?
and yes. Bilbo will play Solomon.

I was with my classmate. In the 1980s he came to our common friend in one of the provincial cities. Together they went to a dance, where he was stunned by the number of beautiful girls. A 30-year-old woman approached him and asked if she wanted to just walk. He naturally wanted. They came to her home, where he stayed. In the morning, she woke him up and invited him to the table where there was breakfast. Surprised by her attitude toward herself and being impressed last night, he asked:

Why did you come to me yesterday? What did she find in me?

You had that look. I thought if you don’t fuck, you’ll die.

My husband is a lover of kitchen equipment. There is nothing in the house! Sometimes he feeds his colleagues with the fact that he is especially good at cooking. Interested the girl. One of them asked for an aerosol and a yogurt for a while to figure out if she needed to buy it. Two weeks later I received a SMS:
Dear Victor Alekseevich! I tried cooking meat in your miracle technique. Now I have a new airgrill. I tried to make yogurt – now I have a new yogurt box and a lot of yogurt pots in the refrigerator. Therefore, I persuasively ask you under no circumstances, no matter how I ask you, not to rent me a self-propelled apparatus."

Now a strange girl comes into my office, and I am just looking for an accidentally thrown sketch in the garbage and chewing sandwiches. She apologized and left. So I taught the boss to warn me that clients were coming to me, and I recovered the right to close the door to the lock.

... in the saucer soma - a black dourinda of 30 centimeters in length - the eyes shine.
This is what you are, Baskerville fish!

In English, it is called catfish, which means soma. (Yes, it’s actually supposed to be for the cheeks, but with the eyes is also a good coincidence.)

The notion of allegedly false allegations of rape actually has a very simple reason. At least some of the victims opened their mouths and began to talk about it. The boys in confusion - how, before we had them, as we wanted, without any responsibility, you could even scare up, they will find out, so it is you all the old women of the area will be called a shemale, and now it turned out that for the crime it is really appropriate to be punished. And they are accustomed to the fact that this is not a crime, but a transformation of personal life. They think that rape is when a strange stranger has jumped out of the bushes and cut off your aunt with a knife, and when your own girlfriend has that she is leaving you (or the object of passion you have imagined by your girlfriend who just didn’t realize it and asks you to leave her alone) – it’s the same game, all the tears and tears, a prelude. He is not a bartender and not a stranger from the bushes... and here - op! Every rape is to be held accountable. Here they sing about the "false accusations" even those who were literally removed from the victim by the witnesses who fled to the scream - in their untouched consciousness, the victim simply cuddled, without expressing reciprocity.

I teach in the universe.
Somehow, a company of walkers came to the consultation, they needed to do labs (physics). I gave them a task, equipment, walked between tables, explained what exactly to do, and went to the lab.
A minute after ten came out, I see, everything is busy (who the chain gathers, who the pendulum torments, who the prisma turns - depending on the missed lab). Except for one. He rides on a chair with a sad sight and breathes hard. I approach him and ask:
Why are you doing nothing?
You need to count, but I don’t have a calculator.
“Well, count the column,” I suggest, checking the work of the other lobotrases and returning to the lab.
I go out again in ten minutes and see that nothing has changed. I go back to the student and ask again:
Why are you doing nothing?
From his response, I suffered a week of laughter attacks:
– Olga Vladimirovna, and what to count? You didn’t give me a column!
The boy did not learn - was deducted for failure. He will forever live in our hearts.

Russell’s Tea Tree, Tesla in orbit and paracord bracelets.
I continue to love this chat for the things that get in the quotes, and for the spirit of time in it.
Thank you to all who are not engaged in the holiwar, but in the study of the outside world and drawing quotes from it. You are beautiful, keep it.

In St. Petersburg, the Baltic metro is closed from 8 a.m. to 9-20 p.m., my wife and I come by electric bus at 9 p.m. Yesterday evening we stood, we smoked at the fence, she says – she could bring you to a fast-track until the subway opened. I'm a fast-eater first, then stay overnight, then I'm pregnant, and what should I say to my wife? The snow fell behind the fence. Today, my wife is calling and crying, she says, the neighbor called, you are deceiving me with some marble, and today you will be sleeping with her, and she is pregnant. Lovely and good neighbors.

We go to Rostov and see:
Women with higher education in the Siberian region are three times more than men.
Women with higher education in Chechnya are about one and a half times fewer than men.
Are the siblings smart? Can society really hinder girls from getting education?