The sports bar is a place where the "roasted" and "smoked" beast consider themselves partakers of the sporting successes of the Motherland.

History the first. The first April joke.
Again about my grandparents. My grandfather gave me a gift that the scientist was quite famous in his field, but he loved to joke. Especially the joke. Unfortunately, his activity fell to my younger school age, but I remember this royalty well. At 6 o’clock in the morning on April 1, Grandpa, as usual, brought for a walk his foxic Almochka, a thick candy and milashka. After thinking about the script, grandfather returned home and began making the decorations. Sold at that time such sweet-sweetened sausage with peanuts at 1.55 p. - tasty! He took a few pieces and scattered in what form? The right dogs.
He stood in the hallway and went to wake his wife.
Annie, good morning You know such an outcry... I slept, Almochka didn’t walk out... with a guilty tone.
Have I guessed? Where is? Emotionally, at an accelerating pace.
- Yes, out there in the hallway, I would remove... - guilty-pleasantly...
to remove? I warned you that you would clean up your dog yourself! The action moves into the hallway, the grandmother did not wear glasses, so the crowd looks very natural.
- Bringed the poor Almochka, did not hold up - sadly - go for the cloth - swallow.
No, I will first show her who is the master in the house. He goes to the office, pulls out of there for a fat haircut Alma, but he doesn't understand anything, but for the case, he rides on the pop.
A bad dog, what did you do? Stirring the nose in
“Kakashi,” Alma still doesn’t understand and turns away.
You are tormenting an animal. Volodya, you are to blame, you slept!
I’m not going to clean it, let it clean itself!! to
Here is Alma, finally wondering what was in front of her favorite!!! to
“Forget...” the grandmother fled with horror, looking like a dog, sucking a bunch in a second, carefully licking the floor.
On the 1st of April, Anna!! to

In fact, all great things don’t start with the words, “I can! I will do!
I will reach that goal and go on!” As it is customary to speak at business seminars and write in books like "How to Become a Millionaire".
All great things start with the words, “Well, okay, let’s try it.”

With regard to "officials’ comments".
There is a great novel by Robert Sheckley, "A Ticket to the Planet of Taranai," where there was an ideal society. So, there the manager could become absolutely any citizen of society and could do absolutely anything, but along with the powers he was obliged all his official term to wear a medalion with a bomb mounted in it. Every citizen at any time could press the “for” or “against” button, responding to some actions of the official. And if a critical number accumulated (I don’t remember exactly what the limit was), then the official exploded to the whales and were looking for a new victim for the post of manager.
The customs of Taranai were, of course, far from ideal, but the Taranai thought in the right direction, didn’t they? and ;)

There is such a thing "Rakia", like Turkish vodka. If you throw a piece of ice into it, it becomes white like milk. We sat down with the guys and discussed it. The father of a friend interferes.
-"If you throw ice into a column, it will also whiten,"-Father.
-"Conclusion?"We are talking about it.
-"Well, it was in the Army..." - The Father is slightly red.
The curtain...
A fun uncle. I like "a lot more pearls" to remember.

<mmm> What do you think, if people who pull a week with a salary for a site, tomorrow morning this site will not open - this is quite a subtle hint? )

Dear readers of Bora!
Imagine a situation: You go to a site dedicated to the tragic death of a famous person, where people express condolences and try to morally support the loved ones of the deceased, and post there something like "Funnyly rejected, let's go...".

And now stop writing sad stories about the country/politics/modern youth/ and so on.

Respect those who come here for the positive!

Roix comes a neighbor at 10 p.m. and says, “Give a drill, I’ll come back in the morning.”

Ananas and oil:

Read the classics, otherwise your head will be cut off by the tram. For the unnecessary :)

1: What is this playing?
Probably Depeche Mode.
1: Why do you think so?
2: Very similar to the Tech group, but the song is unknown.

At the sunrise on December 21, 2012 on the day of the winter solstice 4 Sun 3 Kankin (it is the date of the Zolkin and Haab Calendars mentioned in the Maya Prophecies) our Solar System will enter an exact connection with the Center of our Galaxy at the intersection of the Milky Way and the ecliptic, and the new era of the Fifth Sun will come. This cosmic Cross of Ketsalcoatl with the Sun in the Heart of our Galaxy means Yash-Kin and Yash-che – the rising of the New Sun on the Tree of Life. Our planet and people will become fully open to higher cosmic energy flows.

Where is the end of the world talking about? There will be a change of ages! They were already sober about the apocalypse... Bring it to the better, or really tired of the flow of all fake.

The downside of Unix is that it cannot execute a command line longer than 2 gigabytes.
via Bocha

A friend tells me how he spent the night with his friends:
A. and more.
Yesterday, when my parents returned, my mother burned:
HQ: "Dania, what are your friends? They did not drink alcohol, they cooked their own food, the apartment was clean.

xxx: found in dc video, called "porno with ninjas.avi", downloaded, found all video - 20 minute show of the sofa, and all

call by phone.
Hello, you are concerned about the company. As a candidate for a vacancy in the Information Technology Department, we consider one of your former subordinates - Alexey Zaitsev. Do you have a few minutes?
Good day. Yes of course.
“According to the results of the interview with Alexey, we had an opinion of him as a very initiative, energetic, communicative person. What can you identify as key skills?
- You know, I would put the virtuous possession of Alexei of the technique of creating VBD in the first place.
It is wonderful (recording it). Virtual Databases – Virtual Databases?
No, the appearance of stormy activity.

Plya, заеpali, Orbit with the taste of that, Orbit with the taste of this, does not hide this in the CIS. If they were to release the Orbit with the taste of Turbo and inserts, they would be golden.)))

I work at Sapport (ICQ)

Client: he has read:
Supported the fucking domestic manufacturer, bought home shoes. At home, he began to glue out a paper with a size number from the sticker (cut off and dissolve the fool who invented it to glue it there!) And the stitch, as if waiting, easily and joyfully broke. Then I scratched her with a super glue. to death. I was bored in the fist. I had to spit with a drunkard. Hats and fucking! Fucks to fucking! Russia is forward!

Client: Oh... the window is wrong)

The employee issued this:

Research by scientists has shown that if a person engages in mental work or study, then his brain begins to develop irreversibly!

People, take care of yourself :)

Never ever! Do not conduct a marker from the laser clue, which is chased by the cat, on the back of the sleeping father!!! to

They went out with their pedestrians, PGDs and gondons with mustard...REALLY????? to