- One acquaintance, a meat technician, asked the question: what is more useful, cooked sauce or smoked sauce?
“It’s better to smoke,” the technician replied.
c) Geektimes

Love goes by much faster than the pain of losing it.

I work as a waitress in a restaurant. A young man recently came to us. Now every time he sees me, he stares openly at my bust. Then he greets and begins to talk.
And yesterday another waitress began to boast that the new man was constantly looking at her chest. This was accidentally heard by our deputy director and broke out in the whole voice.
As it turned out, the guy just very poorly remembers Russian names, because he is not there. Here he looks at our babies every time to understand how to treat us.

Why fly for a week somewhere in Europe if you can have lunch in Domodedovo for that money?

Shamans, witches and astral witches, let me know that the teeth of the forks have begun to fold recently, just so. In the evening, the fork lies, from the morning bent quite noticeably.
For now, my most bold assumption is that during the day they are very heated from the plate, and at night they are cooled from the cold, and this is the case. But this is treacherous, and not very logical. The plate is far away, and they will cool in 5 minutes, not when the night comes. The cricket.
YYY: In short, you have a home brother. At night, while everyone is asleep, he cleans. Do not eat from these forks.

Who should be killed in order to stop the fucking sound advertising in the fifth?
WOW: Captain Evidence says that no matter who: you will sit in jail, and the advertisement in the five-point for you will stop. If the deadline comes, just kill someone else.

Discussion of the video "Theory of the flat Earth"

Derand: the earth is flat and consists of a multitude of earth circles lying on each other, the largest is the equatorial globe, the smallest - the pole.
All together create the illusion of a spheroid, but in reality it is a lot of flat lands!

Cae32: Under these conditions, it is unclear where the elephants and the turtle are.

Rakovsky: And Where the Atlanta Shares

iosipboroda: They were cancelled by N.S. Khrushchev, as part of the fight against excesses in architecture.

I cooked a rollon, a culinary show goes through the box - there is cheese, baget, red caviar... There was a persistent feeling, as if I was going to catch a porn.

It was a long time. Summer, heat, garages, a bunch of brutal bearded cyclists, semi-dissolved motorcycles, smoke mangal. In front of the guys, the square is dealt, the welding is sparkly, matyugs are delivered. There is no stone flower in them, they go to the bikers:"Children, there will be no Bulgarians?" All such:"No, no, no". And here I am such in a pink dress, with tails, my-my-my:"Eyee, I have it!" I open the trunk of my baby and get a Bulgarian. The expressions of their faces keep me gently in my heart until now.

And after all, there is some more or less quiet polyethylene, so why is all the food packed in this crisp shit?

Cellophane products in the natural environment are destroyed, decomposed much faster than products made of polyethylene and lavender, so they do not threaten the environment, unlike waste from packaging materials made of polyethylene and lavender. by Wikipedia

I BEAT a huge number of plastic bags, in which in the shops you have to pack everything in a row. Home deposits, you carry them in containers - you think they will either burn on the landfill, releasing poisonous smoke, or will lie there for hundreds of years in the form of disgusting scraps. If they were gathered somewhere for processing... honestly, while there was a reception house in our quarter, once a year I dragged a bunch of newspapers there and just left it so as not to throw it into the container. I would also give out bags/plastic bottles and other plastic stuff, even with a reasonable surcharge, only if it went for recycling, and not to poison our own habitats. I hope that cellophane will finally come to our city, not so harmful.

As a child, I thought, “I will become a guitarist, all my grandmothers.”
has grown up. stood. At the concerts there were men.

Tolkien wrote the word “gnomes” as dwarves. After the publication of The Hobbit in 1937, then-English grammar Nazis condemned Tolkien for deviating from the literary norm of dwarfs, recommended by the Oxford Dictionary. But Tolkien did not change anything.
He was the editor of the dictionary.

- You have in the resume indicated "conflict resilience". Have you worked a lot with people?
With the Git.

Tagged with "Star"
Someone whispered to my aunt that if a child has sores, it is necessary to smash the nose with a star from the inside. I didn’t like going to my aunt.

Q. Are all the algae good?
yyy: so the evil alkas do not survive, sooner or later they find on their head
And only the good live and heal until the end of the liver.

Ok.but remember exactly in 11 shops will turn into useless buildings)))))))

To the author of the article that the most important thing for happiness is a lot of sleep and sex, I only have one question. Why, instead of going to bed, did he write about this?

There is no way to humiliate more than to write "orthography and punctuation of the original". Even if the original mistakes are not at all or they are not so rough, it seems that the author is a finite fool and a double (

"These fruits are excellent carcinogens"

From a pseudo-dietetic article.

xxx:...a bright example of what we collectively call the Shnurov Law:
xxx: With due diligence, an honest protest against the system can at the same time be made a very profitable commercial enterprise.