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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55372
 24.10.2011
What kind of hero can I not watch the video? I am from Latvia, your mother... I don’t live in Narnia, my country is real!!! to

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55371
 24.10.2011
News from Yandex:
In Zlatoust of the Chelyabinsk region, a 15-year-old student stole a tram and carried passengers on it for about 40 minutes, the city police to the agency "Interfax-Ural".

I feel like this guy and the elevator can steal.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55370
 24.10.2011
"What is it? Where is? When?", the end of the autumn games, everyone went out to the garden.
The voice of the host: "And now on the first channel screenplay of the novel Paulo Coelho "Veronica decides to die""
Club reaction:"Ooooow..." and clear cries from the crowd "Facebook! Tagged with"

I love our experts.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №55369
 24.10.2011
and Ura. I met a man who reads the terms of lienzia when installing programs, until the end of m then thinks to agree or not, sorry that the German

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55368
 23.10.2011
The evening. My husband calls the phone. The Conversation :
Well... Well... Well, I’ll think...
Who was calling? I am asking.
and calumny. He calls us in visit, on the way, he notes something.
and yes? Hm... what did he say?
- He said, I quote: "Bevebuakhe, beve, be"....

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55367
 23.10.2011
Are you a natural blonde?
No, not painted
Why didn’t you like brunettes?
How did you know I was a brunette before?? to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55366
 23.10.2011
xxx: When I was a little girl, I walked all over the mess by the servo, I thought what were the portraits of my uncle?
xxx: No, in principle, the white-haired guy in the shirt could still go down for my mom’s brother. But who was the second—a thin, pale man with black beards and a uniform—was a mystery to me.
xxx: then only grew up and realized that these uncles are Yesenin and Lermontov

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55365
 23.10.2011
X: What the hell is the eye sprinkled
Y is connectivity?
X: No, the unlimited Internet.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55364
 23.10.2011
NoFly 42
by 21:15
By the way, all people are different!

White_Pawn
by 21:15
in fact the same) I speak as a future pathologist))))

[ + 55 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55363
 23.10.2011
The new version of the film "Three Musketeers" to the complete absurdity not enough only vampires.

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55362
 23.10.2011
I saw the story in the store.
There is a guy in the gift department, it is apparent that he does not know what to choose. And he decided to ask the seller’s advice (a cute 25-year-old girl).
Asks: "Imagine you are my girlfriend, what would you like to get from me as a gift?"
She looked at him so selectively, and thoughtfully said, “A piece of soap and a rope.”

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55361
 23.10.2011
From the discussion of OpenOctaveMidi 2011 release:
xxx: What is "stable", it is not working. Audience is falling. Creation/deletion of tracks – fall.
YYY: In the time of Emagic Logic 5.5 for Windows, the latter fell from a sharp mouse movement. This is how calm sound directors were raised. In those same years, Cubase 5 VST was able to lose shift marks in sound files, which after opening became all for one time mark. This is how sound directors who can make backpacks were raised. At the same time, or maybe a little later, ProTools loved hanging when opening their own files, opening them approximately once out of five. This is how patient sound directors were raised, not closing ProTools for months. Even later, the Steinberg Cubase SX 2 immediately after the end of the play went into automatic oscillation, coming to the maximum volume in one and a half to two seconds. This is how gray sound directors were raised.
YYY: If you are embarrassed by falling when importing, you are not an experienced sound director.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №55360
 23.10.2011
I understood, I understood everything! House 2 - the personal Sims of the Peter's Cowboy!

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55359
 23.10.2011
The host of the program "Events" just wiped out:
And spend Sunday so that we don’t have to talk about you on Monday.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55358
 23.10.2011
Here, in the Netherlands, taxes are just hellish!
With each salary I pay 666 euros!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55357
 23.10.2011
Russian programmers have discovered a new format of graphics.guf, which is immediately packed in the rip-archive and removed in the basket.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55356
 23.10.2011
The train Brest-Volgograd We go with our partners (two) and one unfamiliar cute girl.On the evening race we stand and miss the shop. Almost the whole car is asleep. And then the devacha through the dream whispers with a homeric whisper:
"It’s bad to sleep when you’re standing"
Companion from the upper shelf:
"Madame, how I understand you!"
My wild rust lightened a boring car.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55355
 23.10.2011
- It turned out that my favorite chef - Nihren is not my favorite chef and not the director of IT, but simply a consultant, and I lead the department and I am responsible for it! For two months as well. The size of my eyes (after the third consecutive interrogation) would be envious of other animated positive characters.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55354
 23.10.2011
Hi, let’s meet you?
You look like a murderer.
Maxim: In what place?
You have a gun in your hands.
Maxim: I have understood it. If I have vodka in my hands, I am like an alcoholic. If a member is in his pants, he looks like a rapist.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55353
 23.10.2011
Dad yesterday broke off when he parked:" in front of this wolf to put, I dreamed that it burned"

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