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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №38238
 02.11.2010
Yesterday, the guard struck us hard.
I went to the last session. We leave the room at night. A total of 10 people. All exits are closed. There is no one. The door was closed, silence. And the voice: "Well guys, the game has begun" And the guard comes out with the keys, the fuck

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38237
 02.11.2010
XXX is
Doctor House played a villain in a hundred and one Dalmatians
YYYY
Jasper
XXX is
No, Jasper is a cartoon about the lead.
YYYY
o_O Kasper cartoon about providence
XXX is
Kaspersky is an antivirus.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38236
 02.11.2010
Today the moles were removed by laser, the first thought that arose after:
"Progig has passed successfully, verification has been completed"...)))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38235
 02.11.2010
English at the Faculty of Physics, 1 course. My homework was to find the video in English. (P-prepod and O-one group)
Q: Did you find the video?
A : No. I do not have a video card.
Q: So what? Where are you studying? You are a physicist!
A. Absolutely calm: If I am a physicist, it does not mean that I can collect a working video card in one night in the conditions of communion. And thoughtful, at least for now.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №38234
 02.11.2010
In the chat:
In the chat entered Blonda_c_intellectom)

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38233
 02.11.2010
And tell me, I am tormented by the question, if the bilateral Scotch is twisted by the tape of Mobius - will it remain bilateral?

It just exploded the brain.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38232
 02.11.2010
You don’t even know what a treasure I am!
YYY: You will be peddled, you will become a treasure! xd
XXX is meant? O_O
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38231
 02.11.2010
ragged with a guy who fell from the estocade)))) thought as possible) so yesterday the shit after the drink went to the store and with the drunkard forgot to close the door and what you think during the turn of the find fiersely fell out of the car with a bank of Korean carrots)) well that friends noticed and stopped) the carrots gave my flight a special spicyness having a bright orange color struck in shock of the driver who in the rear-view mirror saw me, just sitting behind, lying on the road around all in carrots, remotely and with a blood-like bond

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №38230
 02.11.2010
JustRealise: I am studying in the first grade, a programmer, and we have such a fun teaching in higher mathematics. One day before the first exam, he asked the audience the following question:
I check a job in 15 minutes. How many jobs do I check in an hour?
We are all a group:
and four!
He answered:
It’s wrong, because after the third job I’m already sick.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №38229
 02.11.2010
For the health of the female genitourinary system, women should all have regular sex. Thousands of gynecologists cannot be mistaken.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38228
 02.11.2010
I was in a trolleybus. I look out the window and there on the house with huge letters it is written: Furniture store has passed veterans 98.
Long thought...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38227
 02.11.2010
XXX is
I want to suffocate and lose consciousness from pain and pleasure.

XXX is
And to feel in myself a man... who would subdue me and rule over me... ah!

YYYY
Happy the sun...

YYYY
I also feel in myself a man who subjects me and rules over me.

XXX is
Let your man lick you.

YYYY
My boss... my boss? No problem, but I don’t think he’ll appreciate it.

XXX is
This fucking

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38226
 02.11.2010
ACXATik (00:15:40 1/11/2010)
Is there no charge?
ACXATik (00:16:05 1/11/2010)
not
Default (00:16:30 1/11/2010)
Pleased to help

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №38225
 02.11.2010
Arven Evening Star 06:38:07 : A curious observation - usually a person who has pulled a blanket on himself, is covered (in addition to the blanket) even with a mat...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38224
 02.11.2010
From Habr:

Everest has installed 3G base stations
As said by technical director of Ncell Aigars Bender, the speed of 3G connection is up to 3.6 Mbit / c, and if there is demand, the speed will increase to 7.2 Mbit / c.

Even on the Everest the internet is faster than at home =(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38223
 02.11.2010
A man on the street speaks on his cell phone:
“Daughter, I called the asky number you gave me...I was told that Asya doesn’t live there...What internet? O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38222
 02.11.2010
X: Generally speaking, I sit and listen to music and suddenly I hear the exhausting Мяу. Apparently not a cat but a miserable parody, I take the camera to my office and I have a guy sitting under the door, probably thinking that I will open the door to pity the cat.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38221
 01.11.2010
From the forum about amateur translation of the trailer.

I did not know that "November 19" in Russian translates as "November 18"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №38220
 01.11.2010
We need to drink more and eat less!
I always dreamed of hearing this from my mom.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38219
 01.11.2010
I came home thinking how to explain "where I was, what I was doing".
Here I sit, the cat explains.

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