Yesterday, the guard struck us hard.
I went to the last session. We leave the room at night. A total of 10 people. All exits are closed. There is no one. The door was closed, silence. And the voice: "Well guys, the game has begun" And the guard comes out with the keys, the fuck
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Doctor House played a villain in a hundred and one Dalmatians
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Jasper
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No, Jasper is a cartoon about the lead.
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o_O Kasper cartoon about providence
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Kaspersky is an antivirus.
Today the moles were removed by laser, the first thought that arose after:
"Progig has passed successfully, verification has been completed"...)))
English at the Faculty of Physics, 1 course. My homework was to find the video in English. (P-prepod and O-one group)
Q: Did you find the video?
A : No. I do not have a video card.
Q: So what? Where are you studying? You are a physicist!
A. Absolutely calm: If I am a physicist, it does not mean that I can collect a working video card in one night in the conditions of communion. And thoughtful, at least for now.
In the chat:
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And tell me, I am tormented by the question, if the bilateral Scotch is twisted by the tape of Mobius - will it remain bilateral?
It just exploded the brain.
You don’t even know what a treasure I am!
YYY: You will be peddled, you will become a treasure! xd
XXX is meant? O_O
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ragged with a guy who fell from the estocade)))) thought as possible) so yesterday the shit after the drink went to the store and with the drunkard forgot to close the door and what you think during the turn of the find fiersely fell out of the car with a bank of Korean carrots)) well that friends noticed and stopped) the carrots gave my flight a special spicyness having a bright orange color struck in shock of the driver who in the rear-view mirror saw me, just sitting behind, lying on the road around all in carrots, remotely and with a blood-like bond
JustRealise: I am studying in the first grade, a programmer, and we have such a fun teaching in higher mathematics. One day before the first exam, he asked the audience the following question:
I check a job in 15 minutes. How many jobs do I check in an hour?
We are all a group:
and four!
He answered:
It’s wrong, because after the third job I’m already sick.
For the health of the female genitourinary system, women should all have regular sex. Thousands of gynecologists cannot be mistaken.
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I was in a trolleybus. I look out the window and there on the house with huge letters it is written: Furniture store has passed veterans 98.
Long thought...
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I want to suffocate and lose consciousness from pain and pleasure.
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And to feel in myself a man... who would subdue me and rule over me... ah!
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Happy the sun...
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I also feel in myself a man who subjects me and rules over me.
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Let your man lick you.
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My boss... my boss? No problem, but I don’t think he’ll appreciate it.
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This fucking
ACXATik (00:15:40 1/11/2010)
Is there no charge?
ACXATik (00:16:05 1/11/2010)
not
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Pleased to help
Arven Evening Star 06:38:07 : A curious observation - usually a person who has pulled a blanket on himself, is covered (in addition to the blanket) even with a mat...
From Habr:
Everest has installed 3G base stations
As said by technical director of Ncell Aigars Bender, the speed of 3G connection is up to 3.6 Mbit / c, and if there is demand, the speed will increase to 7.2 Mbit / c.
Even on the Everest the internet is faster than at home =(
A man on the street speaks on his cell phone:
“Daughter, I called the asky number you gave me...I was told that Asya doesn’t live there...What internet? O_O
X: Generally speaking, I sit and listen to music and suddenly I hear the exhausting Мяу. Apparently not a cat but a miserable parody, I take the camera to my office and I have a guy sitting under the door, probably thinking that I will open the door to pity the cat.
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From the forum about amateur translation of the trailer.
I did not know that "November 19" in Russian translates as "November 18"
We need to drink more and eat less!
I always dreamed of hearing this from my mom.
I came home thinking how to explain "where I was, what I was doing".
Here I sit, the cat explains.