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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148794
 05.02.2018
As a child, when I was swimming in the bathroom, I loved to lie on my throat in the water and die, so that the water became wave-free, smooth and smooth. I thought I was cold. The visualization worked. I am 27, height 160, weight 120. I am cold.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148793
 05.02.2018
C Pikabu, comment to the article on electricity. The most obvious and understandable explanation I know.

See - in essence, the current is the movement of charges from point A to point B. Well, even the name is such, for example, the current of money - money flows from the pocket A to the pocket B.
The charge is moving.
The physicists are evil people, and they have come up with the idea that a charge cannot move on its own, there must be a particle that carries that charge. For example, you take an ebonite ball out of a box, rub it with wool (electricise) and throw it into your friend. If you have a dot of balls, you create an electric current because you are mixing the charge from point A to point B.
That is, the charge does not move on its own, it requires particles.
Movement must be directed, because in general the particles do not stand in place, they are constantly savored at a disco called the "Brown movement." The problem is that as long as their sausages they cannot do any work, but if they are directed in one direction, they will be able. Therefore, the concept of electrical current includes the requirement of direction, in order to distinguish the normal working movement of particles, from the useless stroke of the Brown movement.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №148792
 05.02.2018
A native of the entertainment industry, services and advertising. Go to the factory in three shifts for a penny. To raise agriculture. And the men themselves flatter with flags, will meet with a smile at the trap, and advertise expensive sweaters and cosmetics.

Do not rush too hard, otherwise you will break away. If an alien read this, he would be very surprised: “How, of your 7 billion, the good (and beautiful) half of the population is employed in the entertainment industry? 3.5 billion produce nothing but a pleasant impression, and at the same time no one is hungry?You are not an alien. Talk somehow with a aunt who launches asphalt on the street, or with aunt-fueller on a gas station. You too will be surprised: they went to this hard and harmful work for money. So why would they not meet someone with a smile at the trap or advertise expensive pieces there? Probably they just don’t want. Like the rest of the female population of the planet Earth, except for the power of several hundred thousand walking bouquets.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148791
 05.02.2018
Armenian radio asks: why do you respond to thick trolls?
Armenian radio responds: thick trolls give the infopod beautifully support the point of view, the opposite of the one for which they formally spoke.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №148790
 05.02.2018
Enot-Potashkun: I understand, of course, that EGE is changing people, but could you write more literally?
StArGirL2k2: Yes, we don’t have a catch.
Enot-Potashkun: And really, do I want to fuck you, shit?
StArGirL2k2: Let's be more polite girl
Enoch Pottasun: In the fuck? We are not in the world. So what did you get there on your shit plan?
StArGirL2k2: The Devil

K2K2 has left the chat room.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №148789
 05.02.2018
XXX: I also tried programming, but it turns out not just the buttons to be pressed, but certain, in the right sequence...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148788
 04.02.2018
Listen to Spanish lessons. Discuss the pizza, the size "family", i.e. This is because there are large families in Mexico. The American leader asks the Mexican leader:
“Liliane, how many people can eat a family pizza?”
Lily thought for a moment.
Probably an American.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148787
 04.02.2018
When I say I don’t want anything, it means, “What I want you can’t give me, and what you can offer me I don’t need, so go away.” But I’m a cultural person, and I only say out loud: “I don’t want anything.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148786
 04.02.2018
I got official permission to talk to myself and the surrounding objects at work.)))
Did the boss say you are suffering? I see you’re an auditor, you work better. Speak to!

> and >

Thanks to you people. Now I know that I am an auditor. I thought it was just fucking dumb :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148785
 04.02.2018
Arcadia in theatre
Put in the corner of Kirzachi.
Drawing the sweaters.
The Silver Lornet.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №148784
 04.02.2018
My aunt studied in the out-of-school and was already working on a future specialty. At work, a question arose, she calls the teacher, she says I can consult with you, I will go where you say, I will just show you a couple of documents, you will literally look with one eye and say your opinion.
He comes, and he is one-eyed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148783
 04.02.2018
XXX is
Oh yeah! Here comes a man, wants to file a lawsuit on the company-builder. Why is? Because of attention! The Screenshot! Studio apartment at room price. he clarified by correspondence, he was confirmed, he contributed money and began to wait for delivery at home.

HHH
But now comes - the second floor, the windows to the courtyard, all as promised... but the windows look north. Thus e. There is never the sun there.

HHH
I am not a local, all the affairs were conducted by correspondence, flying to us from Vladik is expensive, so I did not see housing.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148782
 04.02.2018
If someone calls me a friend, I laugh in the face. Now I am just familiar to everyone. Or better, an unknown person to everyone.
WU: What happened?
XHH: I’ll explain it later. Maybe maybe.

Two days later.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How is it?
Hi unknown man!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №148781
 04.02.2018
XXX: This is the country!
YYY: It’s as if they’ve gone back. and ;)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №148780
 04.02.2018

In the evening, tired as hell, I prepare my husband’s lunch. He received a message at lunchtime.
M: Why in the pasta? and :-)
I am mm. Compliments from the Chef
M is a :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148779
 04.02.2018
Why prove the right to such people? This does not change anything at all. I have an all-knowing grandmother, whom a million times have been ticked with the nose in the fact that she carries nonsense, the grandmother proudly replied, "Well, I'm stupid, and you're all clever," and once again used to all-knowingly broadcast the Achine with detailed instructions on how to live, so that she likes it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №148778
 04.02.2018
The more naive a person is, the more serious a conversation.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №148777
 04.02.2018
The story of the lover reminded me.

A man lived with his family. And then one day a new neighbor comes to him and says, “I love your wife, I can’t live without her and she without me too. No claims, children will be adopted, housing and material provision - I am the owner of factories, factories and steam ships." I don’t remember if there were broken cheeks or other unpleasant events before and after the divorce, but six months after the wedding there was a re-encounter.

The young man says: take your king back, she is dumb, does not work, Instagrams all day, flirts with all the men, does not know how to cook, does not look after the children and has divorced at home. The man listened to him and said to bring the children, my children - I will take, and deal with this foolishness yourself. How did you meet her at all?! to
- Yes, you understand, I just moved here and did not hire a housewife yet, and here the smell of such from your apartment borst came, well, I asked for guests like a new neighbor - let's get to know, and what is it in your pot.

The ex-husband cried out of laughter. In this house, he said, I always cooked.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №148776
 04.02.2018
Cinderella married a prince. He spread roses around her room, but at 12 they turned into socks.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №148775
 04.02.2018
Last month there was a feminist celebration. They celebrated what, thanks to their collective efforts, the leadership of Formula 1 abandoned the already traditional profession of gridgirls. Grid Girls – girls of model appearance, who before the start of the race take the drivers to the starting positions.

The problem is that the girls, by the efforts of their "defenders", are now left without their favorite work.

“For the fault of these feminists, the NAC was deprived of their jobs! I’ve been a gridgerl for eight years and I’ve never felt uncomfortable! I love my job. If she didn’t like me, I’t do it! No one forced NAC. This is our choice!” wrote former royal racing model Lauren Jade on Twitter.

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