Answer to this:
From childhood poor vision, never seen below the second side of the table.
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You open Google, find and download Zhdanov lectures, restore vision in 2 months and do not hurt.
Shit, he might see.
Give me the knives.
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XXX: The SP
Did your parents beat you as a child?
YYY - No
Ohhhh, I would have been
WOW – from what?? to
A foot, for example.
We sit with a friend in a brick garage, the garage is extreme in a row, right behind it is a mountain. He complains to me about his girlfriend, disturbed by the esoteric type "I always get what I want". It screams "I want a BMW X5! I have long wanted! In a few minutes, a terrible blow is given, the brick wall collapses, and the broken nose of this car appears in the breakout, and followed by its deceased owner.
Do you not like hookers? Write the statements. No statement – no crime. No crime - disclosure in the local RUDD is good. Disclosure is good - mints may not catch anyone and not work at all. The menta does not work - the hops are scattered. For each episode there must be a statement. In the police will respond under various pretext - stand on your own. There was a crime, there is damage, I consider it to be significant. The point. If the head of the RUVD couple specifically fuck for poor disclosure of robbery or theft - his subordinates will find a way to bring relative order in the area, methods they have - no desire.
We are sitting on a pair with an old mathematician. An old plague living in his distant mathematical world. He is always interested in the origin of all interesting words. So, one day he, apparently hearing the word "pedic" and considering its origin, came to the conclusion that this is a shortcut from the word "pedagogue", and here one day on a couple, somehow it came to teaching methods, he gave us: "We, the pedagogues, each have their own methods."
Kun -> Lingus : Guy, together we are the strength)
<xxx> How are you?
<yyy> I feel like a wing: no one likes it, but everyone uses it.
The wife brought from the school a document for a lecture at the classroom "One at home", issued by a teacher for educational work.
One of the pearls:
Do not enter the entrance if it is poorly illuminated, and on the staircase is full of sleeping bombs, drunkards and drug addicts, and do not jump out of it striving - you can jump on the encounter with (!) with sharp objects (Oh God, a crowd of sleeping drug addicts in front of me, and a maniac behind me??? With what???For example, the skyscrapers he put forward. Just a maniac. In the summer, weighing with ski sticks in the grain entrance).
Do not sit in the car in the car or cargo (as well as a tractor, excavator, concrete mixer), even if a woman is driving or in the cabin. (I am sitting in a concrete mixer with a female driver.)
Finally the season!
You opened the door and saw strangers. Knock her right away. Did they put their feet? Throw on it a gear or any heavy object that is prepared for these purposes.
So how? Many of you have giraffes or heavy, pre-assembled objects to dive on your feet near the door? If not, then you don’t care about the safety of your children!
Finally one more:
Es Lexter di Mare
We take the word, for example, asshole, and give it the numerical value 279) and what do we associate with asshole 279? for example, three-phase vacuum-diode annihilator-1481) left only to translate this into Latin and make a jumping register - and voila, an unforgettable password is ready)
york
The man is unhappy)))
Olle Sh
There is only a moment...
Between Friday and Monday...
It is he...
It is called "life"... =-)
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I am afraid of a house alone... on the back of the gallop, a flock of frogs slammed.
M(02:45:49 18/10/2009)
A sword to drive out demons.
D(02:46:13 18/10/2009)
hiding behind my back
M(02:46:54 18/10/2009)
The proud warrior appearance
D(02:47:08 18/10/2009)
I’ve left the room. xD
Anatoly Wassermann in the program "Taxi".
The fact is that most of the dishes I cook are only eaten for me.
He finally admitted he was cooking a plutonium borst! 0 - O
And you too, if you go into the transport and see a long-time acquaintance, pretend that you did not notice and specifically look to the other side, because the reluctance to drive all the way and maintain an uncomfortable conversation?
When kissing a woman in the cheek, always be prepared that she will put your lips.
fuz(c)
My wife works as a methodologist. So here, to them came the mother of one of the graduates to understand and from the threshold shouts:
All the prostitutes got their diplomas, but mine didn’t!! to
I am curious how the aunt put the mustard in the condoms... They have such a tradition - the aunt prints, unfolds the handdoon and gives it to him, and he clothes, says 'thank you, mom' and goes fucking? Originally...
Seminar on Philosophy
(A Talk About How to Address a Man)
Prepod: I go today in the electric car and I need to turn to a woman, I say "Lady you go out?" And she answers: "What kind of lady am I for you?! I am a friend"
And nobody wondered why, after all, Sisadmins walk in sweaters? That’s fucking comfortable! Try in a suit, trousers with arrows, and, God put it! in a tie to go under the table to the system, dig into the server room, stretch the screw... Comfortable? No is! And in a sweater and jeans this ppc as convenient - nothing interferes, and complete freedom in movements. He went home, washed, and all the things. The costume is more difficult, you don't wash, especially the cushion.
So don’t hunt here for the fact that Sisadmines walk in sweaters and jeans. This is a Spectre!