Today I am very convinced of the justice of the sandwich law and Murphy's law.
Eat a sandwich with cobos and ketchup. And here it falls!
First on the sweater, then on the jeans and finally on the carpet on the floor. And every time the ketchup down! ... to!! to

Near the subway, I have insurance agents. They don’t have a lot of work, because people are just doing business here. I pass by one such agent, a young man. I am chased by a girl. The boy takes a step toward her with the words: "Girl, you want me to insure you? Go to my car."
I haven’t heard of such delicious foods for a long time.

She would like to live in Manhattan, but not to give up the cocktail trade.

Enough of studying. I dreamed today that we were not playing in crosses, but in units. and then we count the resulting matrix definers.

We have a blueberry stealing from the window.
Now I’ll freeze everything in the room.
She builds her own house.
How cruel it is to dismantle a hospital and build a house on these funds.
Tagged: blue officer

Email by admin:
xxx (problems with the home note):
My computer made a new mistake today. It says you may have become a victim of software. You may have an illegal window. Therefore, the update center is not located and you are not well. Clay is yes?
You have to learn this and respond so on the hotline.
YYYY :
"You may have become a victim of software" – it’s five! Without the word "fake" - looks more cool
I will now call the youths so:
Victims of Software Security

What happened to the political system of the USSR in the late 1980s?
He has hidden in Belarus and is waiting for his hour!

The new version of the "Field of Wonders" - the word opened initially, the players are required to correct spelling errors.

xxx: How could I have been fooled by mistake on nick? I still understand IP, but by nick. My nick is pig, and his nick is Artem! Do you know that you are knocking the buttons?
Yyy: Say thank you that we are not building nuclear power plants.

My girlfriend learned that I had a bride. When they both go to my house to tell my wife... AAAA... what to do?

Discussions in the chat:
I guessed my wife, this fool asks.
Q: Have you ever had sex with your character?
XH: Yes
XHH: The next question
Q: Is your character moving on four legs?
Yes, fucking, I’m taxing my ego.

This happened on the bus. I was driving with a friend, she sat in the back seat, and I stood nearby. Next to her sits a man and looks at her phone, she reads in the ass. Well, I notice this matter and write to a friend in her assu: "Hear, a man - went to X"Y!" A man sharply raises his head and looks at the bus with astonishment.

Anastasia (12:41:23 21/10/2011)
You won’t pay *KISSED*
Andrei (12:42:27 21/10/2011)
Cody will cover it all.)
Anastasia (12:43:48 21/10/2011)
Would you give me a coon? In the winter in the courtyard of the boots need a winter and a new coat, and you cany, I cany will warm up in the winter?

ZregerZ: I walk along the railway
ZregerZ: We have shells there.
ZregerZ: and I observe the following action:
ZregerZ: to the small shell goes a gazelle, comes out not quite sober man, opens the gate, climbs into the car trying to get in, but so something is wrong here (and more precisely the shell time at 2 below the car) stops, comes out of the car, looks at the shell, stands like he thinks, does not understand what is wrong. He turns around and I hear him crashing: “Beh, this is not my car.”

My new neighbor is a complete failure. I cannot live with her.
YYY in meaning?
xxx found me the Arc de Triomphe, said "author genius"!!! Erich Maria Remark is brilliant!
YYY is OK. You are wrong again, you are wrong person.
Conan Doyle and Sherlock Holmes are one person.
YYY move to me.

She: Well then can we go to you right away? ?

He: Why right away? Let’s go for a walk ?

She: I don’t like any noisy places.)

He said, “Who has spoken about the noise?” Quiet and quiet places

Is it grain storage?

Medvedev’s work experience clearly shows us how excessive enthusiasm for social media leads to dismissal.

From Forum

With regard to passwords and signs, a computer miracle happened in my eyes.
Not so funny, but... wonderful.

My wife is pregnant with a second child. In principle, one adult child she already had, her career went to the mountain, and the age is not youthful.
Eventually, she decided to interrupt her pregnancy. I went to the doctor after work.

And our administrator in the office after some time forcibly changed all the passwords for logging into computers. Usually he changed them himself in the evening, using a random password generator (well, that is, the program randomly picked a combination of letters and numbers, and he then selected more or less memorable and distributed to employees), and in the morning you found a piece of paper under the keyboard with a new password.

So, on the day my colleague was going to have an abortion, under the keyboard she found her new computer password: "PLZMOMNO", which is only decoded as Please Mom No (Please Mom No).

Such a sign only the blind will not notice. She called and canceled the doctor’s appointment.

Her baby is probably 5 years old now.

I don’t want to be rude, but I would fuck you.
I don’t want to look crazy, but I agree.

xxx: I will buy a universal chip for homephones

YYY: Is there such a thing? If I buy it too!! to

Zzzz: I thought it came in!:D