On the topic of cats ))
The first was marshmallow. Name as a name, cat as a cat. The other one is called the carabine. An 8-kilogram soldier grew up, angry, builds other cats, cries under the door - a guard. Okay, they named the guy Harry, in honor of the bartender. A beautiful cat has grown up. His younger sister was named Shila. As the ship was named, it floated there. Experience, however, taught us nothing, the next pick-up thought to be called Randall. Not in honor of the hero of a book or movie, in honor of the bass amplifiers! My tongue is my enemy, how can I silence it now? The second year "the vocalist".

Reviews on the website of PLEAD
Amazing, soft like a kitten, light and airy in my view it increases in size when got out of the package seemed small only on the chair will go, did not stand, spent the night with him in the morning hardly covered the bed so big he turned out to be, thank you great for the beautiful thing.

Two scientists-physiologists argued that a man's forehead would look at what he sprinkled after the process. One says necessarily, the other - not always. They found some man and offered 10 rubles, so that he would defecate with them. He stumbled, stood up, stretched his pants and looked around. They asked him with questions, but why did you look at what he was thinking at that moment?
I thought you’d get enough of the red or sit down again.

I am a non-punctual sheep, I wake up very often and am late to work. At first there were problems, but in the last two places I was able to tolerate this if I didn’t start looking hard and do everything I needed.
It was a story, a story ahead.

I wake up in the morning without 10 minutes 11 and immediately panic, because the working day at 10 starts, and I usually late for half an hour, and here two days in a row for an hour, and here is the third, and before work is not far, but still half an hour walk... And I still wanted to come early, do something, but something sat in the evening with a neighbor for beer and conversations. In horror and waiting for a call from the boss, I call a taxi, I brush my teeth quickly, I put on what happened, I forget to feed the cat with a scare, I run out, I sit in the taxi almost with the words "Goni, the boss!", the taxi leaves and here on the radio they report: "Moscow time is 10 hours." I also hiccunked about myself: someone there will get from the editor-in-chief for such a box.
I come, I get up in the elevator, I am surprised that the boss has never called, I go into the office with the bullet, I wait for the bullshit. Are you on time today? What happened"
Meaning in time?
I watched the phone for 10 hours and 7 minutes. No, he just showed without 10 minutes 11!
21 October 2015. On the way to work, Marty McFly threw me down.

Poor, poor 18622... Evil piercing and smoking spirits chase him, dreaming of breaking in pieces and marrying the piece that has been delivered. The victim is already exhaling, but continues to run out of his last strength, drawn by the rope: “I am the prince-power! Do not approach! Do not worry!"

Xxx: This is not pedophilia.
Yyy: Don’t try to turn away, you knew she wasn’t 18 years old.
Xxx: What does it matter if she was already dead at the time.

Victor Petrenko: Ԥ - found a very large letter in the unicode
Victor Petrenko: you can stop talking and write this symbol when everything is bad

Timor, good day Comfortable to talk?

Good morning, how can I help?

Timor, I am in your business. Would you like to be rich in six months?

Okay, and you have masks and machines, as well as the schedule and routes of the collectors?

In 2015, there will be no roads and cars will fly.
In Russia, the first point of the plan was fulfilled.

Hoverboards, self-shrinking shoes, and jaw in 3D... And what I’m most upset about is that they never built a portable nuclear reactor that runs on garbage.

The Oak E1:

Theme "smell in the entrance"

Julie @...
Like milk burned, but still with notes of odor.
It was as if the mouse had fallen and stuck there.
I think the drugs are prepared.
Per someone has encountered something like this?
How does it smell? Where to complain?

The fierce monitor
Someone boiled goat milk. Right in the goat.

Edward
Forgive me for the modest question: do you know how cooked mice smell?

new_nik
Can milk and mice make drugs? "A house in the village" 2.5 fat and sea pig will fit?

There are no words, they just aren’t.

Deputies of the Trans-Siberian Oblast supported the purchase of the building for the children's department of the Oby City Hospital, now working in the former vegetable storage facility.

I received a letter today:
"Hello to you!
Your world is blocked and will be deleted in 48 hours.

I already started looking for a towel, but then paid attention to the signature:

" With respect
Administration of the project
The world"

Since sellers constantly attribute new figures to the bills, citizens should be allowed to attribute figures to the bills.

Changes are available

I was waiting for a package from China. I installed the Russian Post app, the number of the app tracked everything and at a certain point sent a notification that I need to go to the nearest department for the shipment. In anticipation of the clock turn and a slide with the grandmothers, I went on my way, but what was my surprise, when in the post office I saw no queues, the electronic line worked, there was silence in the hall and only calm conversations were heard. The staff worked quickly and everyone was treated polite and friendly, and instead of the traditional hour spent 10 minutes. I heard of course that the Post of Russia is being redesigned, but I was pleasantly surprised by such changes.
Sadly, they lost my package.

The cat hunter, after the oak, is upset.
The hunter for the bear, after the sickle, not to be upset.

(I started cooking myself recently)
Eefrit: I go down the entrance shortly (going to smoke), the whole entrance smells of some delicious cooked food. On the machine I think about myself (by habit) "Damn, well, someone has tasty cooked and eats, and I have roasted sandwiches", I will go to my house, and I smell even more delicious! It was so good in the heart)

Qu1zz: I don’t understand how people buy A-Class. It doesn’t drive, it stands like a cast iron bridge and from the Mercedes there’s only the name, the shield and the cost of service.
Foreverinlaw: This is the best Merce review I’ve seen.
He said, “Look, there are green lights! “Well, the buyers...”
ZubnayPasta: Stop screaming, your trailer has arrived.

In my opinion, the strangest thing about “Back to the Future” is that George and Lorraine’s third child looks exactly like the guy at the party... But they don’t seem to have noticed it, why?

HHHH
UPD: On the subject. All in all right.
Swiss cheese for the bourgeois.
Iranian for the middle class.
Russian for the Russians =)
Zzz
And if you replace Iran with Persia, Persian cheese sounds more solid.