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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №91645
 25.12.2013
From Twitter:

“D'Artagnan, I need to return the suspension I gave to Lord Buckingham.
There is a need to change the amortisers.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91644
 25.12.2013
In 2009-2010 from the Leningrad station went the train-electric, sometimes it started from the platform of suburban trains, sometimes from the long-distance. Passengers complained and the train was cancelled.
In 2012-2013, blood donors complained that they had not been compensated for several years. Compensation was canceled.
In 2013, students were awarded medals with a reversed flag. The medals were cancelled.
It seems like a hint that you need to think positively.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №91643
 25.12.2013
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The SPB. I work as an installor (connector) with an internet provider. Pay 600 rubles per customer. Until 2 o'clock in the day to connect four subscribers can even crab. After lunch, I work for a second provider in another area. Three more applications. Closer to the evening of 1986 Opel do two rounds: Moscow metro - Pulkovo airport. and another 2000. A total of over 6000 + halts per day for customers (router set up, connector installed). Conclusion: Don’t go down and go to work.
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Do not rush to this capital. Moscow and Peter the country, strangely enough, is not limited. Due to the specifics of my work, I travel a lot through the enterprises of various cities of Russia - almost everywhere the average salary of the worker is 22-25 thousand rubles (and this is in an enterprise capable of buying a new crane). There is a feeling that some forces simply conspired: the pants did not fall and no more.

And, by the way, my salary is not much higher - 35-40 thousand. I do not grieve and do not regret to regret, I, in general, is enough, but I do not strongly recommend waving in front of me - and not only me - with this bar finger.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91642
 25.12.2013
Article on the harm of vaccination, quote:

Microbes do not attack the body from the outside. When a need arises, they develop inside the cells on their own.


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №91641
 25.12.2013
Why do you look at me like a bot on a cap?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91640
 25.12.2013
Olympiad in Computer Science: wolf, goat, cabbage and commander participate in the space program. You need to transfer them to the station with the help of a two-seat crew.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91639
 25.12.2013
News:"In Samara children separated from Santa by a grid for safety"
These are the harsh Samaritan children.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №91638
 25.12.2013
to this:
Did you see the grandmothers asking for mercy at the subway? The heart is broken to look at it - maybe they have a place to live, but there is nothing to eat and nothing to wear for such a retirement.

There was a time when I was selling cakes at the bus station (it was necessary to live somehow), so here, my grandmother came there, went. I gave her a cake every time and was pleased with how she was always clean, her clothes were smoothed and she was sitting and eating carefully. Someone gave her money, some fruit and vegetables... until one day her daughter came and explained that her grandmother had a pension, more than your entire monthly income! She is a well-deserved retiree, and is going to do it! (That is what...)

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91637
 25.12.2013
This

“Bla-Bla... but in the modern capitalist world every man...bla-Bla...is able to earn for an apartment, a car and “normally eat” a maximum of five to seven years...bla-Bla.”

Well... let’s count. 3 bedroom (we buy it for a future family, right?) Well, lucky if the lam 4-5. A car in half. We get about 5 lamas in 5 years. Approximately 80,000 per month. It is just to postpone. It is normal to eat another thousand 20 then + utilities and so on... Name me a position where you can find yourself without work experience and fat years at 20, so that the salary was from 120 thousand??? Can you name such offices? So don’t be fooled that everyone is capable.
Unless you suck the cockroaches on the panels at 3000 per night)

You will not be able to get 120 per month.)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91636
 25.12.2013
XHH: Cmelan macarons in float:
XH is: 1. Wearing a shirt.
and xh: 2. Eat some pasta :-(
WOW: A nephig was to leave a cage next to the cat!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №91635
 25.12.2013
The call:
- Hello, this is a courier delivery service, and this is XXX?
and yes.
Your address is Vladivostok 52, apartment 12.
and yes.
Register here please.
Well, we are talking to you by phone.
Sorry, I will be there soon.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91634
 25.12.2013
Distribution of the film, comments
xxx: The screen is generally a masterpiece: the cultural level of the domestic viewer is just striking, and the moment with the camera falling to the floor is a very unexpected director's move.
Oh yeah, the spoilers!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №91633
 25.12.2013
XXX: I will have a couple on December 31, ah yeah! Oh yeah yeah!
YYYY: What about fucking?
XXX to God? I’d better meet her in the new year.
YYY: Well, and the name, ahahahaha, she’ll eat you after New Year’s Sex.
I want to have sex!! Wiiiiiiiiiiii

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91632
 25.12.2013
The most unfortunate days.

One day, my husband and I went to a big theater. When the second act began, my husband quietly told me he would not live with me. I was 5 months. I hated the big theatre. Somehow...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91631
 25.12.2013
It’s a wonderful feeling when you open a file sent by a boss and you get dark in your eyes from enthusiasm for his ideas.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91630
 25.12.2013
Talk about weight loss:
1st First of all, we need to go to fitness.
2nd In the first place, we just need to walk...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91629
 25.12.2013
Download the book --> Tannenbaum E. The computer architecture. The fifth ed. (with the CD)
Category: Books, Man, Esoteric, Entertainment

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91628
 25.12.2013
xxx: It is time for these geniuses to create a Software and Hardware Tool for Crypto Protection, Access Management and Authentication (from the creators of SHIPKA, ACCORD, etc.).) is
Q: Have you copied the data? No, PASKADA does not enter the system.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №91627
 25.12.2013
The first comment to the article on the website of it-news "The BMW i8 hybrid will receive an unusual key-brake with display":

KirSan_Kayfat
And from this moment the struggle for the increase of displays on keys begins :)

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91626
 25.12.2013
xxx: When will it work in the landscape of a mobile desktop in a new mobile operating system?

YYY: No matter how I interpreted the words, I didn’t understand anything.

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