They called my country a country. We are something else.

Oh people! We, all together, collectively unconscious, dropped the backs for 14 rubles.
This somehow is little.
Let us once again strain the collective unconscious and all together wish:
The dollar falls!
The ruble grows.

Demon is you?

An 8-year-old boy was caught for theft.
XXX: The main thing is to be aware. If she is really worried about this, then do not remind her very often of the wrongdoing. Everyone happens in life.
YYY: I told her that from her deed, Santa Claus Achuel and the deer
XXX: are the deer wife and grandmother? and ;-)
XXX is ?
XXX: I didn't think about it, but you subtly noticed it

Well, what difference, how your country is called by the inhabitants of another country!Not insulting names,so?You understand what they are saying?Here and calm down.My name and surname are sometimes written and said wrong,but I do not insist on this.I only correct in the documents.Friends were married,the surnames changed,but in conversations with common acquaintances I will still call Machu Ivanova, and not Petrova by husband.Because it is so I understand better.Of the shops from the Soviet times are called by numbers.Nobody is interested,"Mercury"he or "Parus".Everybody knows that he is thirty-seventh.

It was in the home electronics supermarket.
At the check table of the goods crawls a grandmother of the 70s. For not a consultant pulls, a box some money. They come, the consultant unpacked all this good, scratched on the table papers, poppy polyethylene and other heresy. Here is the dialogue between them:
- Son, tell me, is this a juicer or a kitchen cube?
The consultant does this "O_o" <-face, hangs for a second and issues:
Grandma, this is a dust...

From Correspondence
1: Nata, acquaintances called her son Illarion. Do you think it is contagious? and :)
2: Yes, the norm, just all the other nics were busy :)

Xxx>
The grains are roasted because of thirst. and Biology.
Entomologists from the University of Toronto have found that females of the four-legged grain tend to have sex not because of the desire to be fertilized, but because of the lack of water in the body.
The researcher Claudia Urshprung formed from 79 females three control groups, reports National Geographic. They were locked up for eight days. The first group was drunk and fed, the second was given only food (sirop or yeast), and the third was only liquid.
Drunk females showed no particular interest in sex. Others, who sat on a yeast diet, on the contrary, began to literally pursue virgin partners, who were regularly planted by scientists. This form of relationship is called polyandria. According to Canadian entomologists, polygamy appeared in these insects as a way of adapting to the dry environment where they normally live. Polyandria helps females benefit from love acts, in this case water from sperm.
“It’s like getting a bribe when coupling. The frogs seem to fear themselves so that the female can bring healthy offspring,” explained study co-author Derrill Guine.
According to Urshprung, the transition to polyandria was given to females with difficulty. Coupling leads to serious damage to the female genital tract, but the grain does not stop it.

Yyy> what a shit scientists are doing

DerArto: I will not summarize the results. They never deceived me and I will not.

For example, in my childhood and early youth, all the hats I was wearing, I absolutely did not like. As a result, when I entered the institute and began to live separately, at first I fell into ecstasy from the possibility of not wearing a hat at all.

*** by

An enormous human thanks. I had already decided that there were no people left who could use the words "dress" and "dress" correctly. You have restored my faith in humanity, neither more nor less.

The Swedes
Eat the shit.
That week, the potatoes were 30 and now they are 35.

Nikolai Kozarezenko
I have a fucking food, I don’t go anymore.
There is an imported Uzbek curd, a curd.

Nikolai Kozarezenko
It’s not the course, people are gone. Everyone wants to crack.

<lp> bought a box for cats
<lp> with her was a free pot
<lp> but I’m sure I bought the box

Yes the people! We, all together, collectively unconscious, dropped the backs for 14 rubles.
This somehow is little.
Let us once again strain the collective unconscious and all together wish:
The dollar falls!
The ruble grows.

You will already decide whether "Crimean" or "not attacked". 
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Why “or”? Crimea is ours, but we did not attack.
How is it? I explained.
You had a wife. You treated her badly, blamed her with a piece of bread and treated her in every way. Her wife got tired of it and she left you. to me. And now you can run as much as you want with a confused chicken and whisper “He stole my wife, he stole my wife.” Nothing will change from this: your wife left you by herself. And it is your fault.

<Copoher> am I her b, jeab and jeab? )))
<Lokomotiv> No, in this case the nick coincided with the content :)

A husband recently bought in Samara on a cold-combined carcass of the northern deer. It is delicious.)
The children, bringing, told that, because they hooliganize (the younger - constantly and with knowledge of the matter), he went to Santa Claus and took a deer from him. So that he does not come to them.
It helped for half a day.

Comments on the review of the film "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies", beginning with the phrase "This is the end of the exciting story of the hobbit Bilbo Baggins".

Oh, don’t laugh, this universe brings so many babies that a dozen more movies will be filmed.
yyy: The Epic Adventures of Tom Bombadil in Three Movies?

Don’t forget to pay for the internet (and then there will be no time)

I played domino with my son.
The cat comes and begins to observe the process.
The next game was played by three.
The cat won :)

I saw the painting in the store yesterday.
A five-year-old boy with his mom is standing near the vitrine, looking at something there, in one of the pavilions sings another star of the Russian chanson, toli Zeka, toli fuck him knows, and here the boy at his mom suddenly asks: mom, and uncle caca something?
What a Uncle?
The one who sings.
Why did you decide so?
- Well, we are in the kindergarten too, when we cuddle and sing before sleeping, our educators are forced to do so.

Somehow, in order not to roast in the voice, the guy is good, calculated the secret of success шансонье: strive and sing!))))

The auto-informator, as far as I remember, says: "Injury cases on the escalators were involved". Everything is taught and taught. Soon there will be no escalators, but a bloody meat bowl.