>>>>Why is it so? I am tired of boring, intelligent boys. Who donate flowers, lead to a restaurant, like my mother, and because of their proper upbringing do not allow themselves anything unnecessary... I met a guy - just a dream! He drinks beer from a bottle, eats hamburgers with such an appetite that it’s nice to watch, ride a motorcycle, kiss me on the street, and – oh miracle! He shakes his ass! And when it comes to bed, he declares that you see me not worthy!! to
This is a strange thing a girl has sought for a few years (was right). Then she said that she liked when the match was more intense, when she drank beer and so on. The conclusion: she dropped me because I was a non-cultural cattle in which there was no drop of romance left (although her poems were spotted every month)
She just had to fuck it well and all, all the brainstorming of these idiots from the scratch. is verified. They themselves do not know what they want.
xxx:Today...the painting with oil) decided to take his sword Jedi, a replica) well as the lighting is beautiful and thematic a little bit, took shorter. I go with this hernia in the subway. On the hunting row I see a father with a 3-year-old son, and the guy also has a sword from Star Wars, only such a small Chinese red circle of plastic. So I look and think: 20 years of difference, and the nahuya has not changed))
We discuss one acquaintance who got married approximately 5 times (all husbands buried)
See how many times Mariah has been married.
Yes, he always comes out for an alcoholic - and he dies as a decent, respected person!
From the study website:
Our painting courses will teach you to paint not only by memory, but also by imagination. You just need to realize that most of the objects that surround us are a CUBE! For example: a person, a house, a street, furniture, a horse.
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Travel to Thailand:
xxx: You have observed there "Russos tourist - morality"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I was driving with my girlfriend - if I did not abide by morality I would have gotten in the shape ;-)
Xxx: I hate the slightly frozen rain, it divides people into two types: the dwarves standing under the rain with a closed umbrella in their hands and the dwarves under the umbrella when there is almost no rain.
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Yesterday, at five in the morning, I went for a walk with my dog. I took a brandy with me. As long as I whipped, prob@la the dog!!! They rounded all the courtyards. I trembled!! It is frozen!! My throat was cold. While she wept, she was sent to hell once by the ten people who woke up. What to do? And I have a full-length dog photo on my phone. I decided to print and hang the ads around the area. I remembered that the cartridge was sitting at home, called a friend. It was first sent there, but then agreed!!! We came, we broke the advertisement, we printed thirty pieces. Me, her friend, her husband and their dog fell out on the street. Even more, they walked through the courtyards, scattered ads on Scotch, still bounced with sorrow and went to them for breakfast. While eating breakfast, they remembered that the advertisement did not indicate a mobile phone, but a home phone. I broke first through the area from the hand to write the number on the sheets, and then home...I come, and this shit sits in the apartment in front of the door with eyes like dishes. I, it turns out, took the guide, took the cognac, and forgot his home!! to
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Shob you to squeeze the craving, and your busty husband struck the toilet with nails. Alcatraz is fucking
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Most of all I lost after all these innovations, when a barrel broke in the toilet and what you think you bought a new – NO! Завхоз with the words "it needs to be saved" poured the cracks with some incomprehensible solution and wrapped the barrel.
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In the bathroom, in the toilet, in the bathroom, in the bathroom, in the bathroom!!!! to
The barrel is what the silver wolf bites.
Arshavin: I want to go to the 2014 World Championship
HH: This is his problem.
zzz: If an employee makes twice as much as the rest, what will he get?
Twice as much work.
ZZZ: And that’s all?
Ded: and pi@dualey
ZZZ: For what reason?! to
Ded: For the company. Not to be visited.
A commentary on the smart AirWaves breathing mask, which estimates the level of air pollution and creates a kind of city map based on these data:
QUQ
If you are in a heavily polluted area, the mask simply blocks the access of oxygen.
VVAH250: A strange question. Can I take a photo? and :)
CHATSKY: If a photo frame can take pictures, it’s already a tablet.
Dialogue in the market:
Are the mandarins sweet?
Seller: They are very sweet.
I: Oh, I like the acid more...
They are with oxygen.
Comments on the article "How to swim with bound hands": Thank you dear editor! Now I will know that the victims need to tie not only their hands, but their legs as well.
News of the cultural capital: In St. Petersburg, four teenagers became the victims of a bandit.
According to unofficial data, the teenagers smelled glue in the burnt house, and the man began to masturbate in front of them. Even in a state of euphoria, minors were able to call on adults for help.
So we live...
Discussions on social norms on electricity in the hobot:
Tell me, 70 kW is per apartment or per person?
YYY: This is for the refrigerator.
Like a car – like a Mercedes, like a phone – like an iPhone, like clothes – like a Columbia, like a TV – like a Samsung, like a vacation – like a foreign country.
A hallowin is fu, because it is not Slavic!
I’m not going to watch Bondarchuk and play dances anyway. Do not persuade.
by Bert:
Could you borrow me $7,000 in advance?
by Krack:
You haven’t given me the last 5k!
by Bert:
Well, 7 you borrow, 5 I will pay you in debt and I will only owe 2 thousand.
by Krack:
and ?
by Krack:
Remember which school you are studying at?
by Bert:
economic
by Krack:
You have economists in your blood.