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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21478
 17.10.2009
I want to take my fingers away from all the debils that regulate the location of text in documents with excessive gaps!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №21477
 17.10.2009
See what the ingredients are:
1st by Martini.
2nd The vodka.
Three The Rom.
4 is and whiskey.
5 is and cognac.
6 is The Juice.

What can be mixed with?

Yyy: We throw out the naked juice - the rest we hinder

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №21476
 17.10.2009
The Route.
Driver (before the stop): There is a stop (meaning someone leaves)
Scream from the salon: No, sleep!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №21475
 17.10.2009
From the Auto Forum:

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YYY: About the black XZ, but in the white I put =)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21474
 16.10.2009
Mia: I couldn’t stand up. This is a gorgeous brunette with green eyes. The electricity has one shortcoming.
Mia is married?
Aliasska is a programmer.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №21473
 16.10.2009
Mithya (13.08.21):
There will be no winter, or Medvedev will fall asleep! and ROFL

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21472
 16.10.2009
From the news:
In the past year, 404 people were missing.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №21471
 16.10.2009
Dressed like a short dress with socks for work. I run through the office of all kinds of papers I sign and suddenly I notice that all this time a colleague (male) is watching me. Well I decided to ask, "What do you look at, have you never seen short shirts?". He stood down on a chair and so thoughtfully said, “And you’re running your legs!”
Isn’t he a fool?! to

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №21470
 16.10.2009
Daddy burned) looks at mean, guoorite - you are painted again, you look like a prostitute...
I – no, it doesn’t look like it!
I think I know better about the prostitutes.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №21469
 16.10.2009
A: Hi, I am 23, I look good, I love to obey, do cunnilingus, dress in female underwear,
I want to be your sex slave, I will fulfill all your wishes, from golden rain to bdsm, you can check me by webcam,
Please write, you will not regret!! to
B: Can you come and quietly wash the floor and windows in your clothes and then leave?
A. Will you let me polish your cheek for that?
I don’t have a cat, sorry. I can get a cat from my friend.
Will you lick the cat? He has the truth.

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21468
 16.10.2009
Judas
The sad story of two girls
Judas
One loved the other, and the other loved her brother.
Judas
I sit crying...
by Wierdo_Elis
Oh my God, wow
Judas
A man raped a dog.
by Wierdo_Elis
x_x
Judas
When my father found out, he died of a heart attack.
Judas
But her mother could not live without him and hanged herself...and hanged her dog.
Judas
The boy thought it was the first girl in revenge to hang her dog and mother.
Judas
And burned the house of the first girl.
Judas
The second girl walked into the house to save the first and pushed her out and burned herself.
Judas
In short, brother and girl were lesbians... and spit on everyone... and went to the states to live... it turned out that they loved each other from the very beginning and everything was planned...
Judas
tk. Everyone else was against their union.
Judas
And the dog too.
Judas
...and in general, I sit and do nothing to invent a shit
I don’t know where the helicopter is going to blow up.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21467
 16.10.2009
Lady Integrro: A friend told me this story.
She lives in Siberia. And once to them came a rare guest for the taiji - a Negro.
In honor of this case, they decided to go to the forest for a picnic with a nightlife.
In the morning, it turned out that the child of Africa was not "prejudiced" by mosquitoes and everything was tempted. When asked why, he replied, “Yes, I didn’t know your mosquitoes could see me at night.”

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №21466
 16.10.2009
LaraKrofft
What was so rotting to me in the aske friend with Oren wrote that I saw a fool on the broken Oke, to which a concrete mixer is wrapped on top, more than that Oka itself and with what she overtook it)))

We sit drinking tea with my mom in the kitchen, she tells me that today my parents called, Sergey (my mom's brother) was going to buy a new car. Literally: "What kind of a new car, if he was on a written, killed Oke managed to pull a concrete blender from construction home???!!! He will turn a new car in a week!!and "

My hysteria is just over!! to

Remedy
You are fucking 😉 😉

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №21465
 16.10.2009
XXX: The boss has struck...I don’t want to understand what...
WOW: And you do as I did - when the boss wanted me not to understand something - I did not understand what)

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21464
 16.10.2009
I want to see the car park!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №21463
 16.10.2009
After passing the philosophy exam in ASP:
"I haven’t thought so much for a long time..."

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №21462
 16.10.2009
It’s hard for the programmer.

He came to his friend, he is studying for a programmer. He talked on the phone and handmarked me to go into his room. Naturally there is a mess: painted leaves, tea, which falls into precipitation on the third day, what kind of microchip, etc. But most of the books - C, C++, C#, Assembler for specialists, Mandriva Linux, DirectX and... - were M. Weller's book "All About Life". In the last book there was a booklet, and I wanted to know what he was reading there. I open the page, where was the bookmark, and there - "Chapter 6.

O_O

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21461
 16.10.2009
We have at the universe (the universe is 50 years old and in honor of this...) a children's drawing competition. Children are painting as they work. So, the son of a computer science teacher (under 27 years old) drew a screenshot from the counter by hand.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №21460
 16.10.2009
Yellow (19:56:13 15/10/2009)
Do you miss me, shit?

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №21459
 16.10.2009
Previously, on the fencing were written x*y, and now "ya barracks, run and knock"

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