I go to the entrance today. Unknown passengers entering. I am in the camelots, tired, grumbling at the entrance... One stops. He looks at Camus. The dialogue:
What is Skin Choli?
(I thought a little) No, Jedi.
Where is the light sword?
Disabled for non-payment
A respectful look, wild rust, then they gave me a bottle of beer, said I was burning, took my hand and let go.
c) the essence

Warhawk: Yes, in general, we were a fool, not a school. It was "" and it was...
Warhawk: My classmate's younger brother is also in our school, only he is now in class 7. Normal guys, and one and the other... I saw him in the summer, asked how there was school.
Warhawk: It tells us that the school was decided to be surrounded by a fence. Children do not run away from school early. The decision was unanimously adopted by the council. Now, with the slightest sins in the schedule and other force majeures, students and teachers have to climb through the fence. Isn’t it $TZ?

It is flying)))
You are from where?

Filed
and Petrozavodsk! ))

It is flying)))
Is it in Karelia? If I am not mistaken...

Filed
This is the capital of Karelia.

It is flying)))
How do you understand the capital? Karelia is a country. O_O

In the forum:

How do I print words from songs if the file format is MP3?? to

The face:
Stas, you can’t imagine how amazing it is to wake up on the hairy chest of a beloved man!! to
The STAS:
Lika... I very, very hope that I will never find out or experience this...

ReWinder TM (14:52:43 25/09/2008)
Damn, I poured the keyboard tea out of my mouth.
After reading this title on NCS.ru...
Siberian customs arrested robots illegally performing children's musical works

Alona: Why can't I ever read the phrase "You sent me back?" right from the first time?

Endymion: Fuck... In fact, the first time is quite different...

It is a pity that the phone book does not have the function to remove from its contacts (((

The office in the morning. Call to Support:

I: But the printer doesn’t work!
Support and why?

I didn't even find what to answer XD

Q: I read it today.
Dophin: Didn’t the hooli drop off then?
You’re at work, you’ll read it yourself :)

Do you still use a wheelchair?
c) Fabian

Beer for everyone!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
HH: Though...

We go with a girlfriend in the car, she is driving, a girl in the Porsche stops next door, a girlfriend is evil like this:
She sucked!
I am her
Maybe she has earned her money, maybe she’s a lesbian.
Just as evil:
Meanwhile she came!

2: [ 37 ] added 2008-09-26 14:11
Interesting observation: if you press +, then the text appears in the slides.

The idiots jumped.

My fucking house! Instead of such sweethearted "your loch" and "huy", I have in the elevator a beautiful "Franz Kafka!!"

And many did not see the inscription on the screen of the monitor: "Now the power of the computer can be turned off"...and you are about what discs and cassettes:)

A friend wrote a fkontakte on the wall "thank you big, it was wonderful" question: how now my girlfriend to explain that entho was a comment on my vision?? to

Leshiy_x (01:44:42 16/09/2008)
Do you want an Ophigenic cat?
Leshiy_x (01:45:05 16/09/2008)
Everything is red and dirty.
Leshiy_x (01:45:13 16/09/2008)
Hardy almost
Leshiy_x (01:45:54 16/09/2008)
4 weeks 1.4 kg
Meyson (01:46:15 16/09/2008)

Meyson (01:47:41 16/09/2008)
Meyson (01:46:20 16/09/2008)
HY
Leshiy_x (01:46:37 16/09/2008)
A real beast.
Leshiy_x (01:47:09 16/09/2008)
Everything up to butterfly flies.
Meyson (01:47:33 16/09/2008)
Fuck the monster

I, before mixing the vegetables in the bowl, wiped out a spoonful of flour on the cowards.
The Wife:
You won’t bother with this vegetable now!
What do you do when I can’t wash?
Do you even wash before we have oral sex?! to
Only when you have a cold.
Oh oh oh oh!

Say to. I drove in the bus (big with harmony), the people moderate, we travel calmly, without traffic jams. In front of me is a 20-year-old guy, listening to the player, in the tact of music shakes his head. Everyone is calm, waiting for their stops. We stop at the red light, and here in the back of the bus someone enters, not to be strong, but to shake everyone... as they say - no one was injured. And here happens the following! This very guy, slightly rattled from the collision, stands up, looks around on the sides, takes the hammer, which hangs (if not shaken) in all the buses, and huts them on the glass 2 times! Glass in the clothes, the guy hangs the hammer on the spot, and comes to normal state – he listens to music, stirs his head... I look at the broken glass, next to him the factory sticker “In case of an accident to break the glass with a hammer”... And after all, he seems right...