Lightbrinder: I went to Laso once for a couple. He is reading a lecture from the plan. Two students record lectures on tablets. Two more on laptops. And one sad contractor keeps a record in the notebook.

In the garden:
Should we be fooled or fooled?

Comrades sent on a trip abroad

xxx is. Who did you find there to speak Russian with, or a local student?
YYYYY If it wasn’t Skype, it would have forgotten Russian words.
YYYYY Everyone speaks in their own way.
YYYYY Without the language of signs, they would understand each other.
YYYYY There is only one German, he knows the word in Russian - fucking.
YYYYY I don't know where
YYYYY It is used correctly :)

A young surgeon told a story: When he just came to the internship, the chef immediately asked him if he knew the triangle of Vishnevsky. The question put him in an impasse, because there is no such concept in anatomy, that is, for example, Pirogov triangle exists (a certain area of the neck), but Vishnevsky is not. For a long time, the young surgeon thought and excavated the literature, and as a result it turned out that the triangle of Vishnevsky, this is what every surgeon should be able to do - drink alcohol, suck in the scrap and fuck the nurse)))

My neighbor in the apartment "duet" 2-3 times a day... I begin to have the feeling that this idiot doesn’t come to mind at all. In all of this story there is only one positive feature – he speaks very slowly and I understand him from the first time, because there is nothing worse than a roaring American.

From the newspaper on employment: A man (52 years old, secondary special education, non-traditional medicine, playing guitar, saxophone, piano) is looking for a dignified diving job.

Welcome to the anti-spam bot. Please answer what is equal to the integral of sin(x)
With such an anti-spam bot you will remain completely without friends.

The further from Monday, the closer to Monday.

xxx: about you even diminishing-loving not to compose, to reduce nowhere, and to lust for nothing!)

The wife asks: why do they pour water into the battery all the winter? Why does it not cool?
<xxxx> hairy hair
<XX> 21 years of age

The socks are out! I am lucky today!

xxx: yesterday in one of the large banks (I immediately say - not a bank with a green Pakman in the form of an emblem) saw an epic marasma
The grandmother - in the appearance of a godfather, but with a rare stealthy character - brought all her savings and decided to open the contribution. The manager, kindly smiling, issued all the documents, the grandmother signed them all, took the documents given to her and sits waiting for something... the manager continues to smile )))
The phrase, said by the grandmother, killed not only the manager: "Where is my book???"... all the accusations that the bank does not issue them stumbled on the same phrase, but already on higher exhaust tones
xxx: however, the manager - beautiful, ingenious))) printed again the certificate from the account, put it in 4 parts (just the size of almost a booklet) and handed the grandmother with the words "Now the book looks like this!";
I thought there would be applause in the room now xDDDD

by Habr
Comment from the discussion of the article on transfer of time in Ukraine:
1) Create a problem; 2) Return as it was; 3) Praise yourself for success in solving problems

xxx: So many banners with the words "I'm looking for a girl who drinks tea in the cafe..." what do I think: "can try happiness?"
xxx: I'm looking for a girl who was filmed in porn, where 20 girls and 4 guys - you were dressed in a white top and a blue shirt.

Conversation in Smoking:
- The shark went here today, and no one on the streets, well, at all. There are no cars, no people, the lights work through one, those who work - flash. It was only when he approached the building that he noticed two alkashi moving on the barracks.
They are snoopers.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The content analysis conducted by me, an international analyst, of our correspondence in the Ace showed that the most used paragraphs were:
"Hillary"
"That is your ass"
"Take it up"
"I love it"
"I’m getting bored"
"This is your fool"
"why do you not respond"
"Coursework"
"Have you seen/heard what I dropped?"
"From Fuck to"

Do you think this characterizes our relationship as a genuine, tender friendship?

Q: Well, Dacha, do we fuck up the old bones tomorrow?
What do you forgive?? to
Fuck me... shake me
Be you cursed, Freud!

Fuck... begins the crying of the boys who haven’t had time to get their bodies for winter.

unikate: we have a real circus here: a low and thin senior prorab asked our chief engineer to plant it - to get a project with a high shelf. Probably got the project and says - all, let go! He does not give up!! and walks with him - on his hands - through the office, with a happy-doll-like expression of the face, loudly proclaiming the office with shouts of the "acrobatic number!"and "

Mathematics textbook for 5th grade:
Travelling past the GIBDD station at a speed of 105 km / h, the owner of the Oka car did not stop at the signal of an inspector. Two minutes later, the indignant inspector rushed after him on a BMW motorcycle, but, having developed a speed of about 210 km / h, did not notice how he overtook the offender. Ten minutes later, he realized his mistake and turned and, reducing the speed to 15 km / h, went to meet him. After what time after the turn the inspector meets Oka?"
I have two questions about this task:
What did the authors of the textbook smoke?
How much money does an OKI driver give to the DPS inspector?