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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72273
 29.10.2012
XXX is Hi! How is life?
YYY: Let it go. What is new? As a cattle?
All the nerves are exhausted! I will not send you to work...
What is the cat??? O_O
Fuck, I thought about my husband.

[ + 36 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72272
 29.10.2012
Love Is..: at 36 years old, falling in love with a girl 15 years younger, to quit drinking because of her, work on the norm, raise money, rent a separate apartment, poorly understanding even in the wire and catching her virus to go to Ubuntu, himself(!) put and set up a TSI on her (so that only there was a chance to communicate with her in an agent), give her flowers and gifts, hang with her on the phone day and night, dream about the future together, and in the end, give her a ring with a diamond and make an offer... then six months (!) Wait for a reasonable answer..and get a complete praise on everything for her achievements and a statement that all she needs now in life is a friend ".. so that abroad there is someone to cling to"(c)!. and so that not to live at home and not to work - she is "tussusya with friends" (simply put, she blasphemes where it came and in modern life this is the type of norm), she has no need for anything and everything is fine for her.
It is said that butterfly kills:

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №72271
 29.10.2012
Classical abuse over frozen and looking home people: "Cats, until they are dressed, go to the store"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72270
 29.10.2012
I have a pimple under my nose :(
Husband: I am a thick, sweaty and hairy man!
I: Maybe it’s not so bad now... thank you, dear, now I’m much easier ^_^

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72269
 29.10.2012
We study at Med universe.Universe in the center of Volgograd-t.e. Eternal excursions, flowers to eternal fire and all that.Buyed tablets-steel often swallowed in HoMM2 in pairs.My fellow teamman's tactics are always one-to choose Necromans and fertilize skeletons,to the end of the game he has them under 5k.Attacks absolutely all in order to replenish the army.
We went to the coffee shop during the break, I will see, this miracle stands like a buried watch over a crowd of tourists: - Van, you what? - This is how many skeletons will be.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72268
 29.10.2012
We are preparing for our first morning in the kindergarten. Wearing a shirt, Danka worried about the tie. "And why is that? Washing the nose? I have a shirt!" "No, I say, it’s for beauty. The men in the tie look elegant!". "Elegantly Because of the tie? Okay, let it be! But can’t they really wash their nose?"

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72267
 29.10.2012
Recently the captain
It is often confused with
Captain Taftology and his
very angry.
Patpalkovnik Literacy applauded in a jump, ble!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72266
 29.10.2012
xxx is. How much does 1 kg of gold cost?
YYYYY The gold of the 999 sample is valued at $1711.60 per Trojan ounce (31.10 g).) is
and zzz. Cheaper on the Internet
and ccc. You will buy on the Internet, and you will be given a link to the downloads.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72265
 29.10.2012
WOG39: It seems to me that the local captcha is trying to tell me something, to warn me about something, but I don’t know what language she is speaking to me.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72264
 29.10.2012
The recipe for potatoes:

If I had done this, I would have mixed very few larvae in a blender.
Everyone would ask "what is it, larvae?and "
I would be "no yes)"
Everyone would think it was a joke.
Here is Nihera.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72263
 29.10.2012
Discussion of news.
xxx: Churov - member of the LDPR
YYY: Right, only the LDP here is clearly superfluous.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72262
 29.10.2012
Ant_cn: Just happened, almost tired of fear, imagine: I am alone at home today, an adult man. At night, without the lights on, I go to the hallway for shoes. Approximately knowing where they are standing I lean to take and... I feel like somebody is gliding me in the jeep!! to
Maybe tomorrow I will be able to express in words what was going on in my head, I overtook ALL options in a billionth of a second.
It turned out to be autumn. On the hangover appeared the clothes of which was not in the summer, just stuck the jacket. I am nervous, I smoke.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №72261
 29.10.2012
When desires become impossible, they become dreams.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72260
 29.10.2012
We stand in a supermarket, in a line to the box office.
In front of us such a healthy man, putting out, among other things, packages with ice cream wash.
One, two, three...

When I showed the fish, it was noisy.

- Tomorrow we go to the village, let's not forget to buy a cushion like that.

The man whispered and the man heard. He turns and asks.

The cat?

We are like that, a little upset.

and ah!

A man, suddenly blinking, a theatrical whisper on the whole turn.

When we buy, we always talk about cats. Then we eat it and we eat it ourselves.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72259
 29.10.2012
A woman is a secret covered in makeup.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72258
 29.10.2012
He is studying in Canada.

I went to ski to dress.
Where are you going to ride?
Yes, I’ll go to the universe.
WOW: O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72257
 29.10.2012
a1tra Ural > what does 5d mean?
kaban 7610 > there in the advertisement is written "you will feel the same as the heroes of the roll"
kaban 7610 > and list below
Kaban 7610 > wind in the face
Kaban 7610 > water spray
kaban 7610 > well I think it's cool
Kaban 7610 > further...
Kaban 7610 > Lightning Strike
Kaban 7610 > O_O
A1tra Ural and Gt
kaban 7610 > and chata I immediately as changed my mind
Kaban 7610 > the light is turned off
a1tra Ural > lightning charging

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72256
 29.10.2012
Starcraft is very popular in Korea.
In which Korea? Or they are two...
XXX is mda. What do you think, in which?
YYY: in the server pod? ?
XXX is fucking
XXX: The Other
XXX: The Customer

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72255
 29.10.2012
I used to drink and smoke sometimes. I had a family, normal income, housing, a car. All was okay.
But I read Allen Carr’s book and quit smoking. Liked it. After a year, I stopped drinking. I drink only green tea, no coffee and no lemonades.
And a pipet. My wife said I was bored. The car and the apartment were given to them. Then she sent me out of there. Without a car and a license, there was no normal work. This is a real story. I am protecting.
Can you start drinking and smoking? Actually I don’t know how. I hate neither drinking nor smoking.
Trouble is simple.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72254
 29.10.2012
I have the phone from the gadgets the most stupid, translated time (even the microwave and then did not translate)

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