Xxx: My colleague was joked in Google. literally.
YYYY: I was overwhelmed.

From a history textbook

They were armed with smooth rifles.

with smooth rifles.

Afters, did you kill Yad there?

to this:
Sometimes in my youth, I checked the lessons of a second-class pupil... I long explained to him the peculiarities of urban transport and improvement of 60 years ago...
– – – – –
I was a second-class student in the 80s. I also read Zhytkov. And also walked the streets, sometimes watched TV, read books and generally managed to live 8 years of life. So I knew what a wheelchair was, what a pebble bridge was, what horses were there, why sparks were flying, and so on. I don’t understand how it could not be known. Except to live in the asphalt jungle without TV, books and smart adults. There was a bunch of movies where they were riding in chariots with horses on the bridge. "Sherlock Holmes", "Three Musketeers", "Salmon Hat" and so on. And in every second adventure book it was said about it. I would be surprised even if a 5-year-old child didn’t know it all, but an 8-year-old...

The Russian-Azerbaijan language conversation. In the market:
Did you see which side the red mark went? My wife was in it!
You are a rookie! I don’t need the sheep, return my wife.
The two oats? Throw five more bulls, then there will be something to talk about.

go out on the Moscow-Vladivostok railway and start counting spades, this is approximately the cost.

and he. The links they do not see))) the wood on the moth is curved, the controller of the southern port does not understand where to feed, is treated by reinstalling wood on the moth! Coté, odmin, the bearded sweater :-P

Opening of Yandex
Noisee
1st Rospotrebnadzor found out that lice are transmitted through selfies
Closed Yandex

See also: The library. Now a woman comes in, I approach, I ask, "what you wanted". I’m looking at the "MVD" I am already preparing to panic - there is no boss, and there is the police.
And I get a shy smile: "I am from the police... can I use your toilet?"

xxx: I played almost 2 months ago what to do?
YYY: A shorter guy, you are looking for a job, you are bragging for 5 days a week, and so about a year, you find a girlfriend, you bragging for another year, then a wedding-figured, well there and the children, you are taking a loan, you are taking / buying housing, you are making children, and at this rate another year two.When you are tired of bragging, there is a romance on the side, then the wife will arrange scandals / intrigues / investigations well you are briefly filing for divorce, paying alimony until the end of the days and don't forget to brag
(Alternative ending: copy the grandmother, and gather a group of young but ambitious programmers, make your social network Muchachos well and cut down on this billions and then go around the world on your yacht and shoot a biographical film (for my comment do not forget to shoot the scene))
In short, this is happiness and good!

The father came (already very old, with a compilation on "you"), asks:
"Listen, my granddaughter was printing something in Chinese on the computer, and when I asked her where she knew Chinese, she was upset.
I stumbled:
I told her that wood on my Linux printer needs to be searched for a long time! It doesn’t have the code!
I know, my father is serious.
Now I am surprised:
and yes? What exactly did you understand?
That the use of a large number of incomprehensible words leads to Chinese symbols on paper!

Life is richer than imagination. Could we have imagined that the Japanese would shake the portrait of the Russian prosecutor?? to

I learned how easy it is to understand the tendencies of children :D
We sometimes arrange crafts at home - I give them stick plates, hammer, nails.
Today, the daughter (8 years old) made a pencil, the son (6 years old) - a large cross for the cross, and the other daughter (4 years old) - a rifle.
It is impossible to describe the character of these people more accurately.

Status: Many people know me, but only a few people know who I am.
The word is fat, yeah?

My aunt's sister has arrived.
When I crossed the street, four cars collided. So she ran.
xxxh: in the courtyard began to melt the leaflets - turned the refuelled gas generator, which we and the men wearing four
To burn a horse in the wool is like two fingers on the asphalt.

Everything in this life is relative.
1) Forced to wear a suit, it is cold on the street, it is cold at the meeting, even this one asked in the evening to go home to say goodbye... even on the way a minute to wait for a gift to a friend to buy, well what a day... Well, no direct words.

2) I accidentally met the former near this store, and the light is like that between the matter - "you are super" (the guy did not refuse and waited) and presses the box to the chest... And I even such in a suit opened her door in the car... Well, no direct words = )

The woman, on the phone, strictly:
Have you walked? In the coat? In the pants? Without the pants? Well, Yura, how many times you have to repeat – wear your pants! If you get a cold, go to the veterinarian.

Monday, six o’clock in the evening, until the end of the day, an hour, hellishly want to eat. First I say it out loud, then I go to my favorite colleague, ask for a cake. She gets bread out of the box, and at the same time suddenly everything comes in motion, vanity begins, the shell of packs. In one second, my hands stretch from all sides to me: in one pack of cookies, in the other marmelade, in the third a banana. In the utmost ecstasy I collect unexpected generous gifts, whispering “thank you, girls, thank you, cute, give a kiss, good...”. Here the boss comes out of the office, breaks off the phone, looks at this vaccanal and says: "Well, you are straight Stas Mikhailov after the concert"... I couldn't calm down.

Department of Women’s Clothing.
Angry grandmother speaks to the saleswoman.
Do you offer all black, all grey? I am not in the grave, I wear it.

...One of my friends, working at home as a freelancer, sits exclusively on a large sports ball, so that the foot on the foot is not thrown and not crumbled. With computers, scoliosis is the norm.

10:50PM theFguy:...max axis 56: all the fucking system in the cloud, or the cloud in another cloud, and this big cloud is just a p*zzzz, in the hole in the big, the h*zza!