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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148634
 30.01.2018
By the way - and the technique of wrapping wipes is not suitable for wrapping babies? In order not to learn...

:DD will be even more reliable)))

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148633
 30.01.2018
xxx: I have also previously made unfathomable things. over the years, I have been stagnant. I look at others with different looks. many who have known me before and have not seen me for a long time do not know me. talk as if I was born again. I have seen God in a dream. and he has shown me a lot.

yyy: It is a pity that I did not specify where the Caps lock key is.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148632
 30.01.2018
Between the first and the second... court, divorce and division of property...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №148631
 30.01.2018
At the parking lot in front of the hypermarket, speaking loudly and aggressively with himself, a moderately drunk man, with whom the conversation could not be avoided, moved in circles. However, I try to treat such individuals with understanding, how do I know what his personal tragedy is and why is he exactly such? But the essence of the conversation I try to reduce to "State, you are drunk, you should go home". However, on the question “where do you live?” he thoughtlessly burned out with a confusing tongue “where the offended has a sense of a corner,” after which I hastened to retreat so as not to strain him in the face. Peter is Peter! =) is

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148630
 30.01.2018
XXX: I started to master the piton!
print 'Hello how are you?'
Question = raw_input()
if question==' is normal':
print 'Well and well.'
question = raw_input('What else will you say?')
elif question=='heartlessly':
print 'What is it?'
YYY: Is it serious? Did you first begin to write a prosa that can pour out the soul?
XXX: The Emulator of the Boy.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №148629
 30.01.2018

The option:
The professional deformation

>> Interested in jealousy or no wives. husbands gynecologists?

Well, if they were smart, they probably did not know for whom they came out.
What else is interesting - what do they (gynecologists) attract?

The bourgeois!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №148628
 30.01.2018
In the family of the born, the wings are ugly.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148627
 30.01.2018
A familiar dogwoman told: a aunt came to them in the dressing with a pitbull and complained that he said, did not listen and figuratively expressed, sat on his head. (The case is classic, a young family acquires a dog, then for some reason they give it to their parents (in this case to this aunt), well, that’s all.

Cinologist - such a brave tough shepherd ryan took the job. Pitbull instantly passed through the chip, played out the most unfortunate dog, hid for the mistress and almost cried. Aunt stumbled on the filmologist in the style of "this is not a soldier for you and here is not an army mustra", "my legs will not be here anymore" and left, pulling a pupil behind her. The acquaintance says that this cunning dog's ass flogged for the mistress, looked at the trainer with disgust, smiling into the whole pitbull and barely showed him a "fake".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148626
 30.01.2018
A usual lesson of Russian, the teacher explains to the children the rule of "Zhi-shi write with the letter and", all would be nothing, but her name is Shyntasova Shinar Shingisovna from the city of Shymkent, Zhylybaysky district.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148625
 30.01.2018
It is awful when in the list of contacts in Watsapa you encounter your long-forgotten number, marked as "My router", or "My MTS Motorola", who has had time to develop into a fully adult girl with a bouquet of flowers, or a man on the backdrop of a jeep, if you look at the photo on the Ave :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №148624
 30.01.2018
Explain to me, the ignorant, where did all the low-power vacuum cleaners go from the market? Why in the Union was a 350W vacuum cleaner considered good, and 600 was already a luxury class? And now all models - from kilowatt to two, or even more!

Tip: "power consumption" and "absorption power" are two different values. Moreover "Peak power consumption"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №148623
 30.01.2018
Wife (G) husband (M) in chat
We no longer have a toaster.
M: What did you do to him?
He swallowed on me...I drowned him.
M: Didn’t the current hit you?
There was a discharge not of electricity, but like a spark.
Q: Did you remove it from the router before you threw it into the water?
No... I scared him with a rosette.
OK, I’ll come to see.
I wasn’t cooking, I just had a dishwasher with water.
M: You are a good guy! When was it removed? Or is he swimming there?
I immediately picked it up and pulled it out. Overall, it’s not very wet, but it doesn’t work anymore!
M:- "young man" twice First, the electrical device under tension thrown into the water, and then got it, without disconnecting from electricity! You are lucky to me! Nothing has shortened?
No – no! Electricity was not cut. If I say that there was an iron fork there, how many times have I been lucky today?
M: It is hard to count! )) What did you say to him that he hurt you so much?
The red black bread did not give me.
M is good! ...Suppose...you’ve wrapped a fork in him trying to ‘take away’ that sweater from him? He didn’t want to give, and that’s why you bought him.
Yes... Yes!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148622
 30.01.2018
I’m sharp like an eagle, flexible like a snake, brave like a lion, smart like a crown, fast like a shark.
You are a mutant!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №148621
 30.01.2018
XXX: There are more fucking people in the world than you think. To me today at work a man I have known for many years has been seriously explaining why the Earth is flat. Evidence and arguments. I made, so to speak, a fireplace out. It was definitely not a troll. That’s how people believe, right? You have been working with a man for 8 years, and he is a whore - and an asshole.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148620
 30.01.2018
> I like before computing to try girls Plus Size, well what there "marry"

Someone now untouched girls Plus Size for such dispersion of potency will break our...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №148619
 30.01.2018
Our main task as programmers is to make sure no one is hurt.
Technician of our company

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148618
 30.01.2018
The vagina is similar to the Mandelbrot fractal.

You have not seen one of those names.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №148617
 30.01.2018
There are many mysterious and unexplained things and phenomena in our world.
For example, the national team of Somalia in hockey with ball

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №148616
 30.01.2018
Fuck, I am scared.
in the posts.
"On the subculture of gay skinheds".
There is little to say, but it will go away.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148615
 30.01.2018
call by phone.
Allow me!! to
Hello to you! Why the evil? I distract you from what?
and yes!! to
What if not a secret?
I am standing on the table, wearing a loop on my neck, and here you are.

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