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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10440
 27.09.2008
Stormbringer: Do you have the sound on the ass on?
Sunburn: Yes
Sunburn: What is it?
The Stormbringer: Listen
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: did you learn the melody by rhythm?)))
Sunburn: Smoke on the Water?
Stormbringer: Yes))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10439
 27.09.2008
A friend said (he smoked with someone), seriously gives me:"We thought here for a long time, and came to the conclusion that everything in the world smells!...except aluminum!We smelled it, and it doesn’t smell".
PPC...and a friend almost with a higher education)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10438
 27.09.2008
My father is drinking on Sunday. Holidays with him.
I come for lunch, and he sits and drinks beer. So I started talking about healthy eating.
- I watched the show today in the morning "malakhov +" there says aunt was. Small and thick, very thick. And then she began to lose weight. She became a vegetarian. Soon, her problems began. She went to the hospital. She said her bones were weak there. Eat the meat. She got out of the position and began to eat fish.
My lunch is limited. I walked out at night. I sit at the table and talk. And what was next. And he me:
What what what. Hule ate the fish with her bone and died.
I could not eat anymore.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №10437
 27.09.2008
She: I went to work today!And when I took a photo I met a symphonic boy!and ;)
She: If you take me there, will you be jealous?and :)
I’ll kill you, fuck you.
You are my dog :-*

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10436
 27.09.2008
We have a bank in the city. I don’t know how you are, but I’m just going to give my money there.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10435
 27.09.2008
What to wish when you see in the history of the younger sister's story that story... Evka my sister (child 11 years old) what will be next =(

Rom@shk@:-*
Hi to
Evka
Killed
Rom@shk@:-*
What?
Evka
Drink the poison.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10434
 27.09.2008
ZiF (15:13:42 22/09/2008)
I missed such a real chance today to get to know the sympathetic lady=(

SS (15:13:50 22/09/2008)
? to? to

ZiF (15:20:47 22/09/2008)
I am sitting in a bar behind a bar stand, in one mask I swear the beer, bored and sad in the shower when seeing passing pairs, I am going to drop off, as a nice person approaches me and says let's get to know))

ZiF (15:35:58 22/09/2008)
I have a conversation, in general, the standard Bazaar when dating I know the name, with whom, how to rest, etc. And then I ask her, and what do you do in your life, well she’s fun so answers sex drags and rock in roll) I was so delighted with this, I’m telling me the same way of life!!) And then her face darkened, and she responds to me severely with disregard - I am an adolescent psychologist-I cure this! and leaves (

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10433
 27.09.2008
xxx: favorite chat there treats on the female part, so habahaba current in the rubber
Zucca as a child
It was fun for the kids...
I am jealous

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10432
 27.09.2008
From Asha
Blondes are all stupid.
yyy: not true, not all (((
xxx: well well then 99.99%
YYY: Then I get into that 1% :-R
xxx :-) well I noticed it!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10431
 27.09.2008
From the forum:
Today there was such an episode in the stalker: it dimmed for a second, a lightning-like sound was heard, the zone shattered and the inscription appeared: the indicative time before the discharge - 25 seconds. I had nowhere to go, so I just waited. After 25 seconds, the game fell into the window. This is what emissions are.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10430
 27.09.2008
Lich: Interesting, only to me in the quipe, the x-status "fun" resembles an unbrown cockroach, who still found beer in the refrigerator?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10429
 27.09.2008
Dasha
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hello Anthony!

Antonya
Hi to

Dasha
Anton, I have a big ass.

Antonya
Congratulations

Antonya
I can recommend doing sports.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10428
 27.09.2008
by ANO:
is normal. I work.

by ANO:
Only the trunk in the cabaret I did not learn to wear and in the cosmetic it does not wet

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10427
 27.09.2008
I promised on my head: I will give my first gift to the one who will first congratulate me on my birthday. Now I think: how to find the QIP developer team and whether they will rate my family trousers in a cage.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10426
 27.09.2008
I am such a romantic ^_^ even after the phrase "you know, I thought in the morning - you are such a dude!", the first thought - she thought of me >_<

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10425
 27.09.2008
The preamble. Our gender is quite an adult person, but childhood is still playing in one place. His secretary, Lenochka, has a 3rd size and legs from ears, but, strangely, also a fairly high IQ. Once they argued who would build the tower above using only cocktail tubes. The tower should stand for a minute. Lenochka over two days confidently wins, the tower of Gendira is higher, but has never stood for a minute. Genders occasionally calls the cane to see how it does not fall.
The Ambulance. The reception director. A delegation of 5 men of the supposed partners is sitting, waiting for them to be accepted by the gender. Here, through a loud communication through the negotiator, a joyful voice will be heard: "Lenocha, run fast to me, I seem to be standing again!"and "
Four men from the delegation are instantly stunned. Red Lennochka quickly runs into the room of the gentrician. The lady from the delegation participatively notices that the gender we have is strict.
The curtain.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10424
 27.09.2008
Vladsons
Somewhere he heard that a guy was doing yoga and stumbled from the 4th floor broke both legs and says that he will continue to do it. I am looking for O_O

Spoken
Vladsons) and I heard somewhere that the guy was engaged in anism and broke himself 2 arms and says that he will continue to do it. I am doing yoga.

Aristotle
And I heard somewhere that one guy started practicing yoga and stopped practicing anism. I want to practice yoga.

Fact
I’ve never heard anything like this, but now I’m trying to do yoga too!)))))))))))) WOW

strange
And I heard that the guy was engaged in onanism, **wrenched from the upper shelf, broke something from the fool, and now he has only left yoga)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10423
 27.09.2008
My sister lives in Germany and studies as a pharmacist. They have a new chemistry teacher, a man they’ve never seen before. Someone is sitting on a change and asking my sister to teach them to speak Russian. She decided to teach them a simple and understandable Russian word "Pidoras". And here all the students, in order to better remember repeat this word choir. And here comes a new school of chemistry, which, as it turns out, also once lived in Russia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10422
 27.09.2008
sho0ler: Here you bought a Nokia N81 8GB device, who can tell you where and where to get the software for the GPS of this device?
Pizzotmetrovruberoida: come to us in the area... everything will be... electricity in the evening... we and the boy will bring...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10421
 27.09.2008
Damirx: Crows do not have the same nervous system as humans. They should be frightened by other things.
How to scare them?
That’s what it’s like: fuck, fuck! > O

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