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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104674
 27.10.2014
People get easier to sleep if they don’t know what’s being discussed.
WOW: I thought about it.
Zzzz: This is what a living creator does!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104673
 27.10.2014
In ancient times, 86 computer processors worked with either a mouse or a printer. The algorithm must be strictly followed.
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The one who said this to you, see a joke from the older generation and greatly divided.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104672
 27.10.2014
Men who think women dress very slowly just didn’t get them with their lover.
YYY: Women who think computers are very slow just didn’t get them with admin
YY: 1 to 1

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104671
 27.10.2014
When the author’s name matches the content of the book, say, hold five copies from me.
"Forensic medicine and forensic psychiatry" Vyacheslav Semenovich Paukov, Nikolai Nikolaevich Živoderov GEOTAR MEDICINE, 2000

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104670
 27.10.2014
This spring we went hunting with friends and before leaving one of our older comrades told us that vanilla helps from musk. Well, we bought food vanilla and baby cream and went.
Upon arrival at the site, they found a wild number of these mosquitoes and decided to try a new remedy, mixed vanilla with baby cream and soaked everything that came out of under the clothes.
With us was the wife of one of us - a boy-girl, with camouflage manicure, passed with us fire and water! And here, three days later, she returns from a campaign for mushrooms, enters the house and observes the picture: there are four healthy bearded barbs sitting in cartridges, knives, camouflages, swamps with guns, ready to go out to the star, all again anointed with vanilla, but all these days no one was washed, because. Everywhere, all the time sweated, crashed into the swamp and drank, snacking salt with garlic.
So, when she went in and tasted this hellish mixture of vanilla, vanilla and garlic, she said to her husband, "Home, please, never buy me anything vanilla again, or it will tear me out!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104669
 27.10.2014
8 Do you smoke?
YYY: You have given up.
Yes, I only have a couple of lengths, please.
YYY: Who are you lying to? I can’t believe three things:
I only have a couple of lengths.
I am just a few seeds.
I am just a couple of frictions.
The xxx :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104668
 27.10.2014
Why is the flash drive sometimes not inserted, the reverse flash drive is not inserted, and the reverse flash drive is inserted twice?
WOW: Because it’s a flash with a back equal to two, obviously.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104667
 27.10.2014
Lessons in second class.
The question:
Who lost his crystal shoe?
It is silent. It happened that I had not read it yet.
I suggest
Zo...
The Zombie?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104666
 27.10.2014
Alex: Somebody’s family is getting caught up with you? They say you are not childish again.
Countess: Yes, fucking, we were there on Saturday. Do you remember that your baby is 2 months old?
Well, so that O** at least a little distracted, ate calmly and played poker, I and their little one walked through the living room, singing a crib.
After that, they roasted me for a long time. The second day on asskoe and skype stebut. and (
Alex: You know, I’m even afraid to ask what you surprised...
Countess: Yeah, I don’t know how to deal with children... and I don’t know the whales.
Well, I thought of nothing but Arya "Sleep" at that moment. As she finished, Skorpov began to whisper "Wind of changes", then "Valley, Wonderful Valley" recalled...
When it didn’t work, I finished the Russian Anthem. By the way, here on him, my little one got stuck in my chest with handcuffs, slashed my shoulder and immediately cut off...
I killed Alex. :D
You can see that the man is growing!! Patriot to fuck! :D :D :D :D :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104665
 27.10.2014
Revenge is a dish. It is served cold...

What do you think of such a dish - "Cooled perforator in a neighbor’s ass"?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104664
 27.10.2014
Russian soldiers introduced salad into the diet.
WOW: Give it up. It is uncomplicated, uncomplicated such a thing. You can also add garlic to the diet so that the body gets used to it.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104663
 27.10.2014
Here is the reservation for Monday. The client asks:

Is it possible to meet the clock at 5-6?

Good lazy, unfortunately not.

and Lenin. clearly ))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104662
 27.10.2014
xxx: Google is generally strange with GeoIP. He has one address I will recognize as France, then as Belgium. Every time I imagine OVH workers running between France and Belgium.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104661
 27.10.2014
BlackFox: He worked in a cosmetics and perfume store as a senior administrator. I am talking to a girl counselor. The client suits us. It looks like a wealthy farmer. Addressing the consultant says: "Daughter! So help me. My old lady borrowed me, asking to buy me perfumes. This is my name". I get a paper and I read through my shoulder: "DOLKI kabana". The consultant is not upset: "There are 20ml, 50ml. and 100 ml. What do you think?" " 100! " It was sold Dolce Gabbana toilet water. and ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104660
 27.10.2014
My Samsung Galaxy Ace 2 fell from the 7th floor facing the asphalt... no scratch! We used to make phones, right?
Or the asphalt.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104659
 27.10.2014
Re-Nan: If you call me Paphos once again, I’ll cut off your head, squeeze you in the throat and put a lily there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104658
 27.10.2014
TTS: He went straight into bed!
Everything happens at your age.
TTS: I am from the seen
YYY: It is more interesting.
Yyy: Your wife is sympathetic, cats are cute... what did you see?
TTS: Saturday, the weekend sun is barely breaking through the curtains
TTS: on the window flower by the name Phytoelement
Next to the flower are huge, fucking glasses! Oh, and they are shooting at me!! to
TTS: I asked so much, my buttocks were so compressed that I thought I would eat the mattress.
TTS: It turns out, SOVA is sitting on the window on the side of the street.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104657
 27.10.2014
Review of the "City of Heroes": Did I have this idea? The boy invented nanobots and a module to control them using a thought transmitter. The bad uncle sparked this transmitter from him and began to use nanobots for bad purposes. The boy decided to defeat his uncle. For these purposes, he invented a bunch of combat basks, taught his friends to use them, fight, etc. While this same boy could quite well make a simple headphone of a thought transmitter, and it's over! He invented the transmitter himself, the algorithm knows.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104656
 27.10.2014
Five years ago I worked in a building. It is full of guests from Central Asia. I see as a man 20 of our builders overwhelm something. I came to see. It turned out that three Tajiks were assigned to break and remove a bunch of concrete spilled at night. They were given a hammer to perform the task. And they reject. It’s like breaking and breaking. :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104655
 27.10.2014
Intelligent people post around photos with Pripyat and inscriptions such as "I want to go there" and so on.
What fucking thing is that? Ride what. Who’s holding you, the bastards, here?

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