Is there a charge for Nokia?
He: what is thin, thick, long?
She: thick and long leave with you, I need a thin toucher...

O + O
The cat scratched me, I wanted to put him on my front legs like a puppet, and he scratched my neck.

dDanTM
I'll bring you face paint tomorrow.))) The nose fucking you red

dDanTM
I think the cat will understand that you are a puppet and will not scratch.

XHHH: Shake in the bathroom read "The body gel containing the soul" o_O
The sky of Satan is working)
You still have to buy a shampoo with brain content.

c) Scolopendromorfia

Someone
I am going to be 29 :)

by Vlad
Under the hood?

Someone
B is % :)

After you brought me Xushu, the machine is only AK!

zzz: I know who are the cyber-goths... and who are the cyber-goths?? to
Xxx is electric :)

Ilya
I’m not serious, I have a problem with humor.
Ilya
I do not like KVN, comedy clubs and so on.
Top Soul
With 4 channels of porn.

TRIB@k :
Now I’m asking you to finish what I’ve written before, now I look at:
I couldn’t write that, but I got into it :(

<M> and the game is Hitman to whom?
<Alard> The game was with me, but after my wife saw that I was hiding the body in the toilet...in short, there were a lot of tears, I had to throw out the game))

Andrey (14:28:19 18/12/2007)
Announcement: I will give the CPC for a mine


Katr1Na (14:45:09 18/12/2007)
Where did I read?

Andrey (14:58:36 18/12/2007)
Why are you interested?)

Marathon
One of the most fantastic predictions of the general theory of relativity is the complete stop of time in a very strong gravitational field. The slowdown of time is the greater the gravity.

Supakov
Cool is

Marathon
Time stopping in a black hole

Supakov
Not bad right?

Marathon
Now I understand why if I find myself in a full ass, then usually seriously and for a long time.

EvilOkta: So what good do you do today?
Make me a defragmentation! by Kissing
EvilOkta: ah... massage means... that the clusters stand in place... ok :)
EvilOkta: lie down on the plate..... relax.....now the master of defragmentation we will sort the clusters on the back
EvilOkta: so I run the wimp... with bethoven... I take the command line in my hands... I pour a little on my back... I smash... and I start defragmenting meeeeedlenly.
Check the refrigerator immediately so that it doesn’t bother.
EvilOkta: The cooler has cleaned up. The thermometer shows you warm up. Where is the thermometer? We are now changing the algorithm.
Catchup: It is more delicate. Do not overload the operation.
EvilOkta is OK. Now check for damaged files (look up and down)
EvilOkta: What is it? The bead file. We will fix it now...
EvilOkta: so delicately we wipe it...heat the processor... slightly... pleasantly?
Yes... the belt on the rails weaken the sound.
EvilOkta: Okay... a second... so... so better?
Katyuska: *Moved files* yes, much better
EvilOkta: Fuck, I am so tired
My admin! by Kissing

Players in the line are so harsh that they can no longer be hidden by VKontakte!

History of Waste :)
In general, my friend got into the hospital, well, I came to visit him in a couple of days. When asked how he mastered it here, I heard the following story:))In the neighboring chamber lies a girl, a cat. She fell from the 7th floor and almost nothing happened to her, except a pair of spikes in her back!:) And they wanted to write her out, but then her boyfriend came to her, they locked up in the sanitary..well and logically the guy let her curl there:))nu shorter as a result bowed:)) the girl spikes in the back:))I had to do an operation, removed the curved spikes and inserted titanium spikes:))Now doctors when seeing the girl in the wheelchair, jokingly offer her to the sanitary, well, and then to the operation:))) I lay :)

HAM: It is difficult to communicate with people whose level of IQ corresponds to their age.
Girl Bear: You hear, I am 19!
Tagged: fucking

Shpock :
Plotting, the administrator said, as we are working, I am like a loch stuck with my cold in the outdated office and now I sit in the server room and archive it to the porn, putting on the archive a 12-digit digital password. Let Szuco know when I was at work on the weekend

FFX
Laziness is directly proportional to the speed of the Internet: the higher the speed, the more laziness! ))

X: Fuck... I want to cross the wheel again.
YYY: and what?? to
xxx: I met a friend (we lived in the same room in the shelter). I decided to polish the case with beer. Are you sitting?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
XXX: I go to the store, and there is a knot. He saw us and he said: Oh! You are what? Are you living together again?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is a fuck!!! to

<Golod> And I was told in school that the letters "s" are not the headline... And it is. and

If a bassist and a bassist or drummer marry, then the offspring should have a great sensory rhythm.

If they get in touch with each other.