Dialogue between implementer and programmer today:
Will we really make money?
Everything will be fine, I am sure.
(It takes 2 hours)
Who wrote, tested, and most importantly, the fox, twisted to the working version? We have a ass again.
Everything is expected and according to plan.
Could we finish planning the ass?
...and we will have an unexpected ass, which, agree, is worse.

If, in connection with the fall of the ruble, the Central Bank issued a ten-thousand banknote, it must be depicted by Elena Isinbayev - she also jumped high.

Some comps correct "in mong" to "in morge" (mongo - documentary BD)
My colleague and I had a dialogue.
X: And you in the morrow, parents are lying apart from the children?
Y: No, children lie in their parents.

Do you want to understand why many women consider all men concerned? Create a female account with a cute girl on an avatar in any social network.

I'm squeezing on the game forum, discussing the hacking of a new "Civ". The forum is open, all in English.

Here, a kind of whipped pot throws: “I’ve hit the Russians (in the game), and now this goat (a character controlled by a comp) is pressing me. How did he develop his technology so well? He landed on the planet 6 moves later than me! These Russians are always going to fight..."

I cried out of humiliation. Typical Yankees: “We’ve bombed them a little, and now they’re giving up, here’s the spiders!”

Even the voice of the people today is a fan.

Dad told me. In his youth, he was a field sheriff, for some time he worked in an ambulance in a psychiatric brigade. Once there was a challenge - the retiree-chekist exacerbated his skull with paranoia. And this grandfather in the city knew: not the first time, and he despite his old age, with his Jiu-Jitsu dressed a set of ments rarely when his soul appeared. He was taken by two brigades throughout his life - psychiatrists for him, and anti-shock menta pumping. But the mentions are busy, something happened. Well, Dad suggested to play on the combat experience of the old fighter of the invisible front. He went to the post office, asked for a brown envelope, asked for the tape for telegrams to be printed "You must appear urgently in the administration..." and so on. Surguchem tapped, 20 kopecks with the emblem pushed off, the whole entourage... He came, the coat removed. The daughter or daughter-in-law:
“Papa is locked up, he doesn’t let anyone.”
“I’ll try it politely.”
knocking at the door.
“Nikolai Matveevich?”
“Yes”
“Your package”
“Where from?”
“Well, what stupid questions... put a signature, a number and a time.”
The door opens, the hand takes the envelope, after a minute returns, signed by the CERNILS (PEROM): NAME, NAME, FATHER, SIGNATURE, DATA, TIME.
“The car is waiting for you at the entrance.”
He came out in a leather jacket, in a trio suit, in a white shirt, chested, inflated, with a folder.
“Why the ambulance?”
“Do you want a black limousine with a flashlight?”
“Young man, chekist, you think.”
In a word, as long as grandfather realized how, he was already wrapped to the seat. He admired how he was taken professionally. The father then received thanks from the boss for his professionalism and inventiveness.

A simple way to win a million in the lottery: you have to organize it.

XHH: We went with a girl to the raid in Voyeur, gathered the people. Added pers with nick "for ever", which my favorite immediately reacted with the phrase "O, Weight Forever, it's about me...". To my observation, the name of Persian,, "Spring Always", was upset and thought about the eternal.

The client is missing. files in the interface, you need to find)
Developer: I am sending a search brigade))
Tester: and I thought we as the police would wait three days, suddenly come back.)))

Maybe I need to change my blanket for winter.
Have you not changed yet?
– NOA
I changed the wheels three weeks ago, and the blanket is still summer!

Illustration on Concentration or How to Learn Something About School from a First Class Student

Who are you sitting with in mathematics?
Noah, with a girl.
What is the name of the girl?
How do I know?? to
Does she know your name?
He knows! I said today...
Ask her what her name is tomorrow.
Why? → I will not remember anyway.

Who are you sitting with in Russian?
With the boy...
What is the boy’s name?
You ask me, how do I know them all? (Who are all these people? and PRIM. The translator

Who are you sitting with in English?
Noah... Noah...
Or at least with a boy or a girl?
Mommy, don’t distract me, let me think!! to
It’s been 5 minutes – A! With no one! I sat alone today.

I want to patent!

How good to be a woman! We do not need to measure the vagina.
– – – – –
The centimeter scale on the phalloimiter is brilliant!

I thought I wanted to be a zombie.
Zombies are very ambitious, they have a purpose. High, I would say, stretches to the brain. And they go through it, despite all the obstacles and distractive cries of victims.))) I lack this.

To find a man, you have to think like a man.

Bee > who is BECAP?
Naevus > The evil god who punishes IT technicians if they do not offer him sacrifices regularly.

Palich: It’s cold, it’s time to get a button phone.

xxx: assess the question from the assistant: "and how does the patch panel differ from the candle?"
I can't find words to answer.
Leave him, don’t bother him.

Eating at the workplace.
When a telephone worker worked nearby, each piece of sausage had to be inspected for external smd components, and then the work became little and the pieces could already be checked for light.
At home, he ate лан8720, and it clung to the sandwich. Still still alive.
Neighbors (little still) - scattered purchases from the store and ate the tape 0805, such as very small candy. There has never been a clear explanation from them.
Two cats compounded the batteries in 2025, they just missed something in the body, I decided that it was a batch.

I put my 5 cm... that is, copecs. I am a woman, I had men with different members. Please do not read more Morphology.
I remember the giant - I didn't measure it, but it was more than 22 and thick. So, there was nothing to do with him, in fact, except to look, he didn't even get into his mouth. Sexual intercourse is always "on a half-pound", it was necessary to pick monotonous poses without deep penetration, otherwise before the orgasm he could involuntarily tick deeper, and this is very painful. Of course, there was no talk about anale.
There were also dwarfs - somewhere 8-10 cm, in the mouth talked like a finger, in the vagina was almost not felt, the anal could be done, but you want to do this occasionally and on this sexual life is difficult to build. After all, such a member can always be replaced by a finger, but the opposite will not work.
The most pleasant and versatile members - 12-17 cm, proportional, with them, as they say, in any hole you can.
So if you are in this range, be calm. Everyone else has their shortcomings...