X: I got a funny login short.
x: In the login, the subscriber's residence address is encoded:
"populated place, the first letter of the street, the number of k.number and some letter"
X: I live at the address s.Yam, ul. The South D. 13a and k.1
x: according to the formula, make a translate login)
Tagged with yamud13ak1
X is good)

The first law of the zombie apocalypse: be a human and you will be drawn.

The C Forum:
Zhenya
Please tell me how much condoms should be used during sex.
Ephesus
3-4, depending on the level of illumination and weather conditions

1: And we had some strange temperature regime in the toilet in Moscow. As if the hot walls, very hot and quickly began to boil with boiled cocoa.
Gods, turn off my imagination

Recently, my friend and I had sex in the apartment we live in. Apartment on the third floor, under the windows of the lodge, of course, the yard. It was already dark, there was almost no one on the street. So here. The girlfriend expressed her enthusiasm very loudly, not thinking about the fact that the windows are open tightly, and on the street, it must be heard. After her last stone we froze... And there is a voice from below, from the courtyard: “What, have you finished?” Not thinking for a long time, the girlfriend answers: “Yes, it’s quiet, and she replies: “Funny, five points.”

I work as a manager. The resident calls:
Give ka, brother, fire to the batteries! So we got the swallow.
Do you have no heating?
A: There is! But it ends quickly...

MUZOFOB: Sidorchuk learned about the zombie apocalypse not in the first week, because pedestrians on lighting were rushing to his car as usual.

I also have white roses.
I love it!!! to
Oakland: O_o

and what? Mozart loved orange roses. You will now say, of course, something like you are not Mozart, but you, fucking, are not very similar to him.

When my son was 3-4 years old (I don't remember exactly) he was terribly worried that his mother (I have) had no piss. And he said to me, “Mom, I’ll grow up, we’ll buy you a pitch. New, good, big... don’t worry!" rubbed to tears

A friend about his one-year-old daughter: Oleska broke his puppet leg and now heracles this leg on his head. Per in vain she played in Mortal Kombat?

Just on the plane.

I sell a new device, in packaging. In the set of endolymphs, otoliths and jelly-shaped clusters.
The reason for the sale - my parents gave them for my birthday, but I don't use them.

According to statistics, one in four people in our country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three close friends. If it’s okay with them, it’s you.
by Anne Landers

I remembered my three closest friends, and they are all dumb fuck!! to

(Before submitting the project)
Programme Manager: What are your tasks for today?
Students: Nothing
Leading programmer: this is called "internal testing"

In China woven the world's longest carpet of manual work:
This is the Great Chinese Carpet.
The Great Chinese Carpet should be hanged on the Great Wall of China.

came home. Grandma in the kitchen. The dialogue:
“Hello Romero, how are you doing?
I am: Damn
She: Well and well!

Comments to the news "Somali pirates attacked NATO’s flagship ship":

The clouds of poisoned arrows inflicted irreparable injury on the psyche of the crew.

Waterproof MP3 Player

XXX: What depth of submersion will it withstand?

YYY: When I was on Titanic, the music continued to play, even when I went underwater... the battery holds well, still plays music, keeps the depth of 3,700 meters calm, warm the body well.

ZZZ: Noah, when I was diving into the Marian basin, they kept it calm up to a depth of 500 meters. I don’t know, my skull is under pressure.

SMS from an unknown number
Closer to 6
I: well
A: Who is this?
I: The 13 Jedi of the Supreme Justice League Brother of Captain America
A: No, it is true!? to
I am more truthful. You wrote to me first, and my number is secret, you will have to be eliminated!
A: Do you joke so?! to
I: Of course I am joking. In fact, I found an iPhone in the park and I crave.

The women say that the men have flogged. The men say they have flogged the grandmothers. I think they wiped everything.

XXX: Please tell me! How to react to the action of a friend, she herself was a Muslim and said that she was in a mosque and put a candle for me there, although I was baptized. It turns out that I have nothing to answer her, but I cannot pray for her in the church.
Yyy: Well all, write away, let God and Allah now understand how to break this situation, I don’t know how to help you, except with a good word...
zzz: Well, if you want, I can put a note with your name in the Crying Wall. We confuse them finally.