Yesterday I returned from the store and noticed at the entrance of the girls of 10-11 years old, who were trying to pull something off the asphalt. I looked up, and they scorn differently write: “Katia is a fool!”, “Vova – said!” I didn’t stop here and put my five copies in:
“Girls, the word goat is written through ‘o’!
One of the girls looked at me, smiled and said:
Uncle, what is your name?
“Dimitri,” I replied without thinking backwards.
In the morning, he found a new inscription near the entrance: “Dmitry – Kozel!”

If a member is a servant of the people, what is the inviolability of a servant?

I am interested.

"I urgently sell a house in Florida, with furniture.Real buyer discount."

How about delivery to Kansas? Self-driving or self-driving?

A critical article about the film:
Spy must bring to London a notebook from a secret Turkish-German chemical laboratory. In this laboratory, a terrible German scientist, as a terrible German scientist can be trusted, in a “half-square” on a perverted face (which would look less perverted if not a ugly half-mask), prepares a terrible German poisoning gas.
“A terrible German gas,” it is the iprite “based on hydrogen, not sulfur”!
Oh, at that moment I felt how good it was to be a humanitarian! But I’m sorry to read the article about Iprit on Wikipedia."

XXX: Who in your family is engaged in the organization of holiday? Husband and wife together?
My sofa

Friends (a family couple) went to Sochi to rest, asked them to live: look at the house and the animals. For a week I have been sitting absolutely alone, lazy, thirsty, and they give me positive photos and videos from the sea, rats, shuttles.
I ate a bowl of peelmen, rubed with cheese, poured green, and took a picture with them (like, "look at the poor, the solitary balance I eat"): "Today I eat the pear!) )"
Answer from the sea: "We too(((" and on the photo in a plate of pasta with sausage. XD is

Feahim: How is your sleep regime?
Ergo: My body betrayed me
Feahim: Shoot it out!
Sorry, I don’t have anything else.
Feahim: shoot another organism in his eyes!

In the spring, the shrubs of sirens were planted in the yard. Seven or eight. Normally there were three, one neither there nor here, the rest, apparently, were dead in advance.

At the end of the summer, a strong wind broke the old tree. Immediately representatives of the company-greener came, peeled all the trees to the state of the telegraph columns, the peeled left on the bushes, including one of the survivors, and not exported for a week.

A week later they were taken out and suddenly found out that the bush, overwhelmed with spleen, died. They dug it, brought it and planted a new one. For a week they were absent, returned and found for themselves those bushes that did not survive. They digged, they left.

Here is the direct question, is this some sort of clever plan, or is it GMO-greenery with the genome of duttles?

At night, a fox came to the gate. She ate all the cat patch and took in an unknown direction a canned bowl of salmon roasted in oil (which revealed her incognito, spilled oil and inherited on the rampe). Probably now in the bushes. satisfied and satisfied.

Freo: I watch Luntik with the child, and I don’t know who, but I’m looking forward to the series when the hose-hoppers Wupsen and Puppen turn into glamorous butterflies.

Here is this:
I have known my son as my father. Very comfortable! Wife: "Vaski, eat lunch!" The cat is also running.

- my friends called my daughter as my father - Vasilis )))) the effect is the same ))))

xxx> Can any experienced advise what other tests to pursue?
yyy> Check in your real tasks. Check the aptime - just don't turn off the computer for 5 days.
There is a serious obstacle to this yet - the assembly lies open on the table and causes increased interest in the cat.

I have a house in the suburb of Yekaterinburg. Very warm house. In winter, the heating boiler is turned on at 55 degrees and warm! In the summer, it is 45.

#9GAG

A mosquito came to me. When he tried to bite me, I grabbed him. Then I thought he was just looking for food. I’ll go to the refrigerator and he’ll shake my neck.

You are there, okay?

The Spiderman:

Sssr1945: I dreamed here that I was a spider man. I struggle with some kind of fire monster, I try to extinguish it in every way, with cages, fire cars, and it all burns and burns.
I woke up from wanting to go to the toilet.
And then I understood how it had to be struck...

I am glad you didn’t start sleeping.

He refused to go as a guarantor on the loan to his wife's niece's apartment. All the relatives of my wife stopped talking to me, and her sister stopped going to us, like home, and they think they have done me very badly!

Ahahahahahah!

God, it turned out to be so simple!

Yesterday you were bullied.
WOW: How is it? How was it, just a bump?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You fell into a buchy and walked around the hut for half an hour, constantly whispering something unclear.

It is due to the fact that people ask him about the problem and then tell him about their similar:
This is not from selfishness, believe it, on the contrary, it is a form of sympathy, like a person has experienced a similar and can understand you. If you put on his sympathy, then you say that everything is fine, let others be jealous.

And where have you seen a man able to withstand a daily duty without a toilet? So what's the problem - I went to suck and smoked at the same time.

Well, hello, Mudilo, who procured half of the varieties... This smoke is especially beautiful in the NIH of carcinogenesis. An experiment, so to speak.

Numerous comments of Russian users to the news:
Who could have thought!
Well have to!
And I did not know...
Will it still be!
and etc.

To the news on the Rutreker forum "Roskomnadzor permanently blocked Rutreker in Russia".