Smily: Yesterday I sent you my resume. Some missed numbers are unknown. and tk. I missed the phone calls, I won’t call back :D
Volchara: I had to give someone else’s number right away so they didn’t get into calls.
Smily: really :-(

Anny: What about Virtue? and ;)
Ganelon: I come to you and open your refrigerator.

here here :

I read all this shit and am amazed.
Admins of the type should work in the accounting office, and the accountant to raise the servers.
Here we have a shit in the country from the fact that people are engaged in shit and whistleblowing, not their profession!
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And only electricians know that accountants and administrators are nothing without their electricity! =) is

Gazprom has ordered the construction of the largest office building in our small Ural-Siberian town. Beautiful glass, transparent building in 20 floors. Specialists from Dubai. By Dubai, of course technology. This is a harsh Siberian winter, and what? Rightly, under the unexpected pressure of severe Siberian frosts in the 1940s, this entire Dubai mud froze to the dogs. The offices were completely empty, nobody wanted to rent a clearly empty room, although it was a bonus and there was a beautiful view of the snowed city. The second winter is approaching. The building is dismantled almost to the skeleton, sealed, wrapped and insulated as much as possible. This is Russia, baby ?

How did a 7-year-old girl find herself in a hotel where children under 18 are not allowed?
It did not seem to be developed over the years.

The perfect engineers of the ring line do not pay a salary. Their work is zero.

What does TS mean? A stupid fool? Their light? Creator of discussion? and ;)
The Topic Starter. But your options talk about funny opinions about locals.

Let’s continue with the names.

At the beginning of the century in Deportivo from the glorious city of La Coruna played two comrades - Cisco and Piscu. In the "Valladolid" ball pin Sisi when he got a serious injury, it was difficult to keep from the title "Valladolid lost Sisi for six months". Fragment of the commentary game "Arsenal" - Nasri on Arshavin!
In "Granada" a certain Hassan Yebda plays. "Ball with the ball"
In Russia played Polish Mariusz Yop. "Yop, how dangerous it is!"
In the national team of Romania was Mariusz Popa. "Semshov broke through the gates, but hit right into Pop".

This is:

What do you know about the methods of educating women?
Yesterday my husband asked me how much I earn a month, found out that it was little compared to him.

As a result - deprived of sex for 2 months, until I start bringing decent money to the house.

That’s what I know, a strategist.
And not these your "shubs" and "toffles"...

He obviously has someone to do this for two months.
Try to finance better.

NoGuar
Why do you have a cat in the car?

inkling
We went for vaccination.

NoGuar
AAAA

NoGuar
Are you afraid to get vaccinated without a cat?

Gusly (20:29:33 23/09/2013)
Lenka and Hi! How are you in the mist? (I conduct a scientific survey, I ask everyone, I study the reaction I need to answer the question "how are you there, in the fog?" in a figurative way.

Chertovka (20:58:40 23/09/2013)
Am I in the mist? I am in the mist. The air almost doesn’t roll, it’s pulling and sticky like a lengthy mouthpiece. Thoughts flow smoothly only three themes - Work, Love, Tomorrow. With her, everything is clear.Take the arrows from the cupidon and give him a p$d so that the fox thinks before shooting.Work.Why think about it!You don't work - live for nothing.You work for nothing.Bla - live for no time.But tomorrow - it is already something. These are perspectives! It is the beginning of something new. Yes to! But not at me. For me, as usual, the next day is cooking pizza, pizza and chocolate.What do yogis usually do in the fog? They don’t think of every kitchen like Guslar.Guslar cries: “Wrushadka!Wrushadka! "And I’m like a fool rushing to write all sorts of scribes.

I work in a bank. Meeting appointed by the Chief of Incases (I) and to which the Chief of My Chief (NN) was summoned. Continuing the dialogue with my boss (N)
NN NN Give a list of people and briefly why they need to fuck, who should be fired immediately orders to sign.
There is no list
NN NN What are we talking about then?
Incasters gathered
NN NN What is the question?
I am not putting the program.
NN NN What are they saying?
They are now full of other projects.
NN NN You have a firearm, right?! to

Sergey: fucking... wrote a letter, sent, and only now saw the signature - "Engineer-tenologist Sertai".... The thousands!! to

I am looking for a book, in the query "Nearly everything about the nuclear reactor L.V. Mattweev fb2". At the bottom of Yandex contextual advertising: "Do you want to buy a nuclear reactor? Unrealistically low prices. The unwanted remains. See also"

to this:
From the announcement of the sale of the car: <the description of the car> in the PDD did not participate. Call by tel...

There is in the description that the car has "electric light lifts"... sell it needs to...

to this:
The hidden person is not the one whose smartphone screen is always on the password, but the one who can break the entire smartphone and learn nothing.

In a hidden person you will only find a phone without a camera and any kind of internet, and you will not find a smartphone.)))))

xxx: only now understood the real benefit of the captcha, when the cat walked on the keyboard, picked up a comment (and it didn’t work without a mate!) And only the captcha saved me from shame.)
yyy: so you have a cat is a robot, since the captcha did not let it)))
XXX: I knew...

In the car, I sleep in the parking lot behind the wheel. Passengers in the back seat:
Maybe he is dead? Zombies have been driving us for a week.
Now he’ll turn around and start eating us.
Then I will be him!
A zombie, he is dead.
Then I will be in you, and he will think that I am mine and will not touch you.

Dickie Dudgeon: Dedication to first-class students as always does not go without pearls! (I’m a sound operator at school) They play a game with them "this is me, this is me, it’s all my friends". They say something like "who of you does not look cloudy, loves sports and physical education", well, they answer "this is me...", and if it is not the case - they are silent. So, they say, “Who of you comes to class late for an hour?” In response, in silence, one child’s voice said: “This is Diiima!”

I sit and listen to the news. Another battle with the sambit Emelyanenko-younger. The lawyer actively smears, such as here and there, Rafik is innocent, and his eyebrows are cut off in the area of his face. At first I raised, introducing my eyebrows somewhere in the inguinal region, and then, seeing the vegetation-grown face of the sambit, I understood the simple truth. The lawyer is right. The client’s eyebrow is indeed somewhere in the face.