– Masha, tell me, which men do you think are the most beautiful?
High light-haired athletes, just like Apollo in the museum.
Are these people sexually attracted?
- No, they are exciting quite others, this is like the vendor of oranges Ashot from our market, who just has hair not growing from under his nails, this is the most sexy, and Apollo is BEAUTIFUL.
and clearly. And tell me, Masha, what is this under your side such a small, splinter and bald writes a second dissertation?
And this is Vasya, don’t touch him, I love you.
(c) the

Yesterday I was called from school and said, “Your son is constantly lying.”

I replied, “Tell him he’s doing well, I don’t have a son.”

Thick Fox: Wire Optimization Service Increases 95% of Noot Performance
Fat Fox: I think, or is that not exactly what an optimization service should do?

Talk at work. He tells Artem.

I dreamed of friends tonight. We sat in a bathroom. The whole night we talked and joked. And so naturally, I just felt drunk. When I woke up, I was very happy. and Tuesday. I was just drunk and went to work like a cucumbers. is comfortable.

>>> Both 30 years ago and 10 years ago, and now it means an accessible girl.

Why so much contempt for accessible girls? It is comparable only to contempt for the inaccessible.
Or are they even denied access?

> Just the proteins are nursing and their mimics are funny.

and UGU. And with sanitation at two levels higher (the way of life has). And they live more separately, i.e. the epidemic does not cover the entire colony at once.
Laughter is the irresponsible consequence of all the epidemics that mankind has experienced.

Forgive me from us, fighting piddars, lifehack "how to be sure that you will not be looked at by a gay". Yes simply! Lie on the couch and grow a beer stomach.
Judging by the appearance of most men, they have known this lifehack for a long time. HNYK

After the law was passed that the minimum wage was not less than 2,000 yuan - all the Chinese who worked with us immediately left for China. Course 1:10 if what...Only they and the meal are cheaper, the common money, the internet and cellular communication is virtually free, the lexus new 8900 yuan...<<

Somewhere you lie) First, the rate is 8.9; second, fruits and vegetables, yes, cheaper, but the juice - 15 yuan, bread - 9 yuan, meat 20-25 yuan, eggs, indeed, for 12 pieces, but about 12 yuan. Beer is cheap – about 7 yuan.

Travel by bus 1-3 yuan, we have in different cities in different ways, but not counting both capitals, approximately so.

I especially liked the new Lexus. A Chinese car in China costs from 200,000 yuan, new.

Why don’t you like Linux? Well you made a driver for the system, well you put it in order!
I bought a laser color printer from a well-known company. One of the selection criteria was compatibility with Linux, and the manufacturer officially confirmed to me that the driver exists.
After the purchase I tried to install, but in the download section under my OS downloaded an exe file. I thought I was gluteous, made the screen sent to the manufacturer.
The next day, the official response came: everything is okay. Run the file, it will unpack and unpack the driver for Linux. This is true, the file is there.

Dinner with my wife in the evening, in the news on TV a lively announcement: "The government will reduce the number of victims in road accidents to zero".
I think we will walk on the roads on foot.
Woman in reflective vests.

Power is the most lucrative business.

from heaven
Dasha, a first-class student, goes to school every day with a large backpack. All children are accompanied and taken by someone: mothers, fathers, older brothers, grandmothers, and only Dasha always goes alone.
Through the desert, past the parking lot, then cuts through the courtyards, a little further on the street, further along the fence of the eternal building, past the stadium, crosses a small fence, the garden alley, and here she is in school. School alone too.
Although, in truth, it is only on the side it seems that the girl is going alone, in fact with her always her guardian angel, her beloved grandfather. Sometimes, when Dasha remembers him, she looks somewhere high up into the sky and knows that grandfather is watching her from there from above and not just observes, but supports. Once, near the car park, the way to the girl was blocked by an unfriendly bunch of dogs, Dasha was very frightened and frozen like a buried, but her beloved grandfather came down straight from the sky and the dogs in a moment rushed out. It is good to have a guardian angel in heaven.
Dasha's grandfather worked at some military plant all his life, retired and eventually became seriously ill, even lost his legs, so he was sitting at home all the time. He could not physically accompany his granddaughter to school, but he wanted to. He had to shake his engineering old, order a bunch of Chinese parts on the Internet and build a strange kind of quadrocopter, the size of a football ball.
The grandfather can't walk, so he flies under the clouds: to school and back, not for a second without breaking away from the little, favorite point below.

It seems to me that when calculating per capita expenses, the government does not take into account the body.

Porn is fake. After the train arrived, there was nothing natural.

I wanted to try on an Android phone proga to control TV through infrared.
Go to googling, let’s see the popular, free, all the business, WHAT???? In order to control your TV, you need to have access to the information (otherwise denied):
about the history of use of the device; data on accounts and profiles; contact information; location; camera-microphone and so on. The WTF? Absolutely what? Nash is urgent.

Yes, the white ones are shit. Like rats, they only live on trees. They eat everything, including the cable. Bird nests are constantly destroyed - they eat eggs, chickens. The lights also don’t shake.
yyy: and what is characteristic, you call a girl white she likes typically because she is red or because she is shabby, and you call a rat by the strain you catch, this is what the furry tail does, IMAGE!

Here in Europe, rally races were held on ordinary roads on ordinary (almost) cars. And the team of France was represented by all the brands of the "big three" - Peugeot, Renault and Citroën. And it was called the team simply: "PRS-rally". Well, in general, they left on the principle of "how you will call the boat."

>>Note, at the next fair we will fight about euthanasia, March 8 / February 23 and about the upbringing of children.<<

Kindest, don't skip, first February 14 - a beautiful sweet holiday or a busurman disgrace? Historical references, references to Ivan Kupala, originality, scrap and psychology of consumption.

And by March 8, please enter the annual speech of a separate representative of the gifted community of opponents of the holiday with the theme of the report "you can not love a woman once a year")

Borrowed with these Mone-Mane! Test words "Klod" and "Edward".

Once a long time ago I was recorded by a colleague as “Pasha slave.” (Type of work) When I saw it, I changed the name “Nasthenka” to “Nasty-slave.” When she saw it, she started calling me sometimes "my lord", and on the phone she recorded as "the master". A month later I was fired, the director went to the office where we were sitting, gave me a salary and showed me on Nastya with the words "I buy"))