by Masha:
My aunt came to me today. She began with ecology, then said that in an ancient book it was written, like, I will punish those who kill the earth. Who can help with this? He asks. I tell her that a separate collection of garbage can help, and that’s not all.

by Masha:
She was offended and left.

I had a relationship with two ladies. Both were stopped on the initiative of the female half. I was worried, of course, there was depression. Nine years have passed.
He changed work three times, married, had three children. moved to Germany. The place of residence on Facebook did not change until recently, it remained the native city.
I forgot my old relationship for a long time. New country, work and language.

And here, I changed the place of residence to a German city (or village) on Facebook.

What did I get in the last week? Two requests to friends from two former friends. They seem to have remembered me recently. How is this naphid called?

I sit in the office and I don’t touch anyone.
I hear someone come in.
A voice from the neighboring cabin:
Andrei, are you here?
I am Vasily Fedorovich.
Let’s discuss your development plan.
I’ll print it and come.
No need, he is with me.

P is sad.

I knew a man who, when he saw an UFO, ran after him and shouted, “Take me away from here, I don’t want to live that way.”

I am not the first child to go to school, year by year more fun.
This year, my first-class girl told me that when their eleven-year-olds went to class, the girl who was leading her said, “Girl, as long as there is a chance, run away from here!”

You acted like a gentleman. Thank you for not falling.

YYY: not for what.

OHH: I know a little about the fecal tests. On the other hand, when you give the kakao to the coprogram, there in the results you are written in addition to other parameters that the kakao is of a color, consistency and has the following smell. I saw the result for the first time, so I immediately imagined myself alive: a laboratory worker (usually a girl) is sitting, a girl with a test tube in her hand is sitting, looks through the analysis to the light, then swirls with patterned flowers, draws a smell with her nostrils, and then, meanwhile, writes impressions.
I even figured out the name for this laborant: calcule.
XHH: In general, when it seems to me that I am dealing with some kind of shit, I immediately think of the shark, and somehow the norm becomes.

A friend's comment on this:
"Oleg

The idea of a modern detective novel. I do not know how to name. I choose between the "Barbershop of Death" and "The Knife in the Spinner". Propose other options? The main character is a hipster detective in a board cardigan.

Commentary
Mickhail: Girosprut
Andrei: The Doors of Death
Sigway of Destiny
Yuri: "Engineer at outstaffing" - a very relevant topic
Andrei: "The whip of the dead". "The Body at Timbuilding" "Coworking of murderers" - ready trilogy"
Mistakewass :
The blood of his last year’s collection, the colour of mint was similar to the strawberries served in that ugly phyto-bar on the corner. The whole room was wrapped in pairs of waves, cheeses of cherries, cinnamon and something else mixed with the smells of cheap cappuccino and male spirits.
The bad start of the day, I thought, I lost my blackberry frappé from a plastic glass.

Ollo Popchassa by Pochettino

At a distance from the hole...
Thou shrink! My dictionary is constantly being enriched.

My advice to you: do not go to Lurk!

On the chips. Comments to the video about an elephant, who allegedly arranged indicative hysteria, rolled in dust.

by Vitya Yesenin:
I was also in the “Children’s World” recently when my wife and children refused to buy me a DR flying quadcopter.

by Nimgvaeh:
Did it help?

by Vitya Yesenin:
by Nea. As the elephants passed, they did not pay attention to the idiot.

It is hard to live surrounded by fucking people who have closed behind their home phones and rejoice that they can hurt someone else. Probably nothing more they can do.

To such a fucking man who lets anyone get in the entrance, I really want to clean up. Thus e. People descended onto the armored door with a code lock, put a home phone, monthly money paid for service... thought they would no longer be in the entrance, burning up mailboxes and doing other mistakes... and in fact, the “blessed man” went on, which still makes the entrance a passing yard. Buy yourself a separate wreckage so that you do not close the door or the cage, you are our goodness. Or in the dormitory eat, there is also in the corridors who just stumbles.

My husband records some of my phrases in a special notebook and makes them sign up, so that I do not scream that I did not say this.)

there there.

"xxx: Today in my programming career came the apogee, I repaired the lift"

The elevator is not a wind, you can’t lift it. Go back in the ass, shit shit.

There is a spider on the wall.
He has no legs and no hands.
He has no eyes and no mouth.
Not a spider, but a spider.

ooo: And I’t be saying so categorically that straight around is completely normal, wherever you can. Real statistics are a little different.
Here I remembered a Jewish joke about a rabbi who advised his adept to marry a crumbling and crumbling bride. They say you marry a beautiful woman, and suddenly - an accident, she breaks a leg, a spine. You treat it, drive it abroad, spend it, worry, nothing helps... And then you take what is already ready.

Forgive me, “neighbors who forgot their keys.” If I don’t know you, I won’t open it to you either, you won’t remember everyone by voice. In the entrance of the tenants of 36 apartments there will probably be someone you know a little better than me - call them. I am a hammock. Yes, if I forget the keys, you may not open them to me either.

and stop. Something in this life I do not understand. I forgot the keys. Allow me to get in, and then what? Sitting on the carpet in front of the door? There are no keys... ah, someone is at home, and the door will be opened? Call the one who is at home. Oh, have you ordered to put a home phone, so that 40 rubles a month for service do not pay? Call your cell phone, let that someone come down and open the entrance door. Which vegetables do you distract with your call? I can have a bowl on the plate standing, I can lie in the bath or sleep at all in the afternoon because I am in the hospital. Your crap is your problem, not mine.

Eat this way:
Eat breakfast yourself.
A friend shares lunch with you.
And dinner with respect brings the enemy.

and men to photograph is pointless - the grandmother's sexuality does not work. Here is who "utyug" gave, he and the sexual.

Another poor man, who was not given because he had no money for a refuge... calm down. If a man is VERY sexy, he will be fed and drunk, and his shirt will be swallowed with his own rope, only if he returns again. Of course, on comrades practicing the sexual technique "cutting on the barrel", this does not apply. Therefore, there is no light for you except for a juice, and it is with one who can not even earn a juice.

The engineer got it all yesterday. I arrived at 11 today with a bottle of cola.
I promised to eat yesterday, I ate!
The second type is a girl:
I respect men who keep their word.

Manicure and male clients. Being the spouse of the manicure artist (in general, a master of manicure, but what if no one had the desire to burn over the manicure? G", let it be a manicure worker), I give information "from first hand". be prepared. The revelation of the century. The truth, the meaning of which will reach only the few chosen.
Here is she - to the masters of manicure go not only to paint the nails.
Yes, I understand that this is reversing your view of the universe, that many will jump out of the windows and open their veins, unable to accept and live with it. But the truth is more expensive - the masters of manicure remove the grown nails causing cracks on the fingers and just hurt, remove skin growths, which, sprinkling, burst to the hurting cracks and increase the risk of infection, treat the broken or weak nails and do a lot more semi-medical procedures, significantly increasing the comfort of people. Yes, and men in particular. Not everyone will suit "masculine" methods of type - "picking a finger? Cut it off with a tail!".