Once in Sweden, such a case happened (it was told in a reality show on television).

One person told me why his conscience tormented him: “When I was a kid, my friend and I decided to run a hammer on a parachute from the balcony of a high-rise house. We smashed the basket, parachuted, put hammer in the basket and let go. But the unexpected happened. The wind picked up our parachute and took it somewhere far away. I still cannot forget that. How could I have done so...?”

Suddenly there was a phone call in the studio.
The caller asked, “Is this happened in that year?” the man replied affirmatively.
In the summer, when was the city holiday in Stockholm?
“Yes, yes,” the man hurried.
“I know what happened to your hammer.”
“What happened to him?” could not believe the surprised guest of the studio.
“My daughter asked for a hammer for a long time,” the woman continued. I told her once, don’t even ask. We will have hamsters only if God Himself gives you them.” The little girl raised her hands to heaven and said, “Dad, God, give me a hammer!”
We went to the city for a party. Suddenly my daughter says, “Mommy, I think God has answered the prayer! Look at it!”

And right from the sky on the parachute, a hamster in a basket fell into her hands.

Reduced 10 thousand haishnikovs. It wasn’t that I started. I’m not hoping to be heard, but... How many people are needed to press 450 buttons to vote? Three, five of strength. And Paphos would be better off. There is no need for this – “Deputy of the State Duma”. Fu you, you are you! There will be a button operator. Savings in Space!

K - 17:20
The crossroads are painful. I wanted to buy a shrimp, picked them up in a pack, approached the department where it can be weighed to then break through the box office, there was no woman who works there, walked around the store for another 5-6 minutes, she came and got in the phone, stood watching her for almost 2 minutes, she didn't even turn to the line, and smoked in the phone. He swallowed and poured the shrimp back.

The funniest thing, when I left, was that the store received an advertising text message that they had a discount on shrimp. Trolled 100 leaves.
I really the situation with the SMS, received it at the exit of the store, straight as they knew

Fagear - 17:31
It was she who recruited her.

X: Yesterday we had a terrible bite. Trees fell, wires broke, traffic jams on the roads, and someone’s trousers flew to me on the balcony.
The red ones?
XXX: How did you guess?
Tagged: xd

We are discussing the news that Senator Anton Beljakov has introduced a bill that proposes to equate "factual marriage" to official marriage.
Chapter 1: Nothing good comes out of it. My cousin lived in a civil marriage with two girls for three years.
Collega 2 interrupts: And you have to live five years according to the law.
Q1: He might have lived five, and his wife learned that at his husband's firm nobody goes on business for 2-3 weeks every month. One in the suburbs lived, the other in the district center 200 km from the city.

A little useless information.
Tesseract hypertension is measured in meters in the fourth degree. The tesseract does not rotate around the axis, but around the surface. Tesseract cannot be sprayed with a flat saw, because Four-dimensional bodies are dispersed not by plane, but by volume. The mass of teseract is infinite.

The country as they did not produce, so they do not produce, all the merit of the Democrats.

There are no questions about sending. The question is only one. Why do you think that what is happening in this country is democracy?

Yuliya: “The chief federal inspector Vasily Nesvetailov shot a hunter, who was confused with a cock. The case is closed - for murder the inspector is fined 100 thousand rubles.
Yuliya: Eger is like the tenth iPhone

>>Why is this very need of men for sex elevated to the rank of something not even shameful, but frankly criminal?

Not the need itself, but the attempts to justify this need for all unnecessary behavior.

LHT: Yandex has indeed reached unprecedented heights in the analysis of requests and advertising output based on this analysis. Every time I start looking for material in Yandex is not the topic "How to properly organize co-development?" Yandex immediately begins to advertise me "Infiltrator of pines!".

Some think they owe them everything, but they forget that you took nothing from them.

The counselor
Here is here:
"This will never happen again. There will be no preventive medicine, medical examination, cultural houses with circles, free sports sections.

I am 33 years old. daughter 6 years. We live in the house for now. And I drive her in circles to the House of Culture in the village of Leskolovo in the Leningrad region. Leskovsky House of Culture. Free circles for children. For all children of appropriate age. No papers are asked, no papers are asked. Take a child and drive. There is a circle of lipstick, there is a vocal, a hand-working studio, two dance ensembles, kung-fu and a wrestling. Free sessions at the House of Culture. In our time. In the D.C. very clean, fresh repair, old teachers, with a fire in the eyes, with sincere enthusiasm and love for children. And for pensioners there is also a free physical culture section and computer literacy courses.

Either you are one of those I haven’t seen it with my own eyes, it doesn’t exist, or you think I haven’t seen Satan at all.
Y> Auto replacement is meaningless and merciless!
Z> I need a transitory out of Satan, oh no, from going to sata.

Gh[o]st
Av1 is universal, as far as I understand. and videos, and gifs, and just on cats with breasts to watch.

by Steep27:
You have a special taste for cats.

Comments on the article "I built a helicopter"
I also built from gips.
And I built from concrete.
Special (Prof built over 100 flying helicopters used in combat conditions): It is good that you are interested in this topic, but advice1, advice2, advice3.
Author of the article: advice1 - ok, advice2 - ok, advice3 - not understood
SPECIAL: advice3, here so and here so, therefore and therefore
The author (Nihren did not understand from the explanation, but is afraid to admit): and why?
What is more effective here and then
author (I never understood, but can’t say): I have a hobby, scream on efficiency, the helicopter’s blades turn
Special: they are turning, but he will not fly, because Todd and Todd
Author: Yes and Pooh
Uzer2: I built out of concrete, and advice3 fucking, because (argument with complicated terms that Uzer2 does not understand, but took from the previous answer of the special)
Special: not quite so, advice3 - good, because and because (repeats the arguments in a simplified form, because I realized that the interlocutors are not aware of the basics and do not understand it)
user2: advice3 - shit, because (arguments about the moon in the third house of the body and the construction of a concrete cluster)
We are talking about helicopters and what does the horoscope have to do with it? Judging from your comments, you do not understand what you are talking about.
You blur so that I don’t understand, which means you don’t know.

The author, without understanding the basic basics, is going to build an even more complex non-flying helicopter. Spets in minus, in auhu, and no more comments.

"In the Saratov Peterochka among the vegetables lay the body of a man".

In the fifth, even the body was not fresh.

When at my exam the student cries with tears in the eyes of the three and says:

I’m not going to be a doctor anyway.

I bet him two and I’m 100% sure he won’t be a doctor.

My husband and I work in the same office.
In the morning, I tell him that it is in his throat.
He says he has it too.

A colleague hears our conversation and says:

What do we have here, the bacillus is divorcing?

The man said without thinking for a moment:

and her. They are not divorced. They live together!

On the captain’s wife’s logo?
This is a boat, a sailor!
- Non-acid in the captain's wife's size, once the sailor went on the sailing.

Sega: I have a friend who has rubbed wood at the house and... cut off his finger on his hand. He put his finger in the bag, sat behind the wheel and went to the hospital, to Moscow. There, the separate fingers were put on the spot and said that he was good that he was brought to the hospital so quickly. The finger normally bends, and as the owner of the finger himself claims, he can already even curl them in the nose.
Buster: In order to pinch in the nose with this finger, it didn’t even have to be sewn. and :)